>had a sneaky fap & nap
>had nowhere to wipe my cum
>rubbed my hands together till it evaporated
Anyone else do this?
>had a sneaky fap & nap
>had nowhere to wipe my cum
>rubbed my hands together till it evaporated
Anyone else do this?
This is why I don't shake hands with Aussies
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I unironically lick off cum off my hand instead
Less wasteful
>he doesn't excessively wash his hands and benis after fapping
what the fuck
How do New Zealand posters always manage to 1 up Aussie posters that already 1 up pretty much everyone else
i just rub it all my body & face, good 4 ur skin
Dumb
Dumber
I just leave it above my crouch since that's where it typically lands.
Weirdly enough, hair seems to grow there at double the pace of everywhere else.
I'll try slathering it on my bald head at a later time.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
This is why you lost gallipoli
What the fuck? Even I take a shower after fapping, or just clean myself with bathroom paper.
I just do kegels while cumming to redirect the semen into my bladder
what is wrong with licking cum? Girls swallow it like champs and you can't do it? Fucking faggot
I usually cum in my tummy and let it dry.
I only ever cum in the toilet like a good boy
>the state of Sup Forums 2017
I swallow mine sometimes
That's nasty my dude
Your hands are probably all crusty
I do that as well, except I do it ironically
I save it all up and put it in a jar to ferment to make delicious cumwine
this is you
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>cum on my stomach
>wake up the next morning
>it's gone, not even a crust
I am absorbing the cum into my skin