Had a sneaky fap & nap

>had a sneaky fap & nap
>had nowhere to wipe my cum
>rubbed my hands together till it evaporated

Anyone else do this?

This is why I don't shake hands with Aussies

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I unironically lick off cum off my hand instead
Less wasteful

>he doesn't excessively wash his hands and benis after fapping

what the fuck

How do New Zealand posters always manage to 1 up Aussie posters that already 1 up pretty much everyone else

i just rub it all my body & face, good 4 ur skin

Dumb
Dumber

I just leave it above my crouch since that's where it typically lands.
Weirdly enough, hair seems to grow there at double the pace of everywhere else.
I'll try slathering it on my bald head at a later time.

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What the fuck is wrong with you?

This is why you lost gallipoli

What the fuck? Even I take a shower after fapping, or just clean myself with bathroom paper.

I just do kegels while cumming to redirect the semen into my bladder

what is wrong with licking cum? Girls swallow it like champs and you can't do it? Fucking faggot

I usually cum in my tummy and let it dry.

I only ever cum in the toilet like a good boy

>the state of Sup Forums 2017

I swallow mine sometimes

That's nasty my dude
Your hands are probably all crusty

I do that as well, except I do it ironically

I save it all up and put it in a jar to ferment to make delicious cumwine

this is you

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>cum on my stomach
>wake up the next morning
>it's gone, not even a crust
I am absorbing the cum into my skin