Is this even worth watching?

is this even worth watching?
looks like shit but the exact kind of shit I'm looking for

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it's not bad senpai, lots of eye candy and oscar isaac being based

Some fapworthy moments and cameos by Jon Hamm and Oscar Isaac but has the Snyder effect of taking cool ideas and somehow making them boring as fuck.

Also hope you like montages.

It's like a series of really over-the-top music videos interspersed with a dumb plot.

It's trashy fun.

Nope. It's dull as fuck. Just fap and move on to something better.

Is fun and the fantasy scenes are great.

it's actually pretty boring. Lots of action but none of it feels like it has any weight.

It's a kinotic masterpiece in the vain of Citizen Kane

t. unbiased

thigh kino

These are true:
Horribly boring, not trashy fun in the sense of a funny exploitation film, more like the dialogue scenes of a story-driven porno, without eroticism but instead with bland cover versions of famous pop rock songs that accompany extremely dull action scenes.

If you like things like Machete Kills, you can give it a watch I guess.

It's not very good. Sure the actresses are cute and stuff but the plot doesn't make sense and CGI fest gets boring very quickly.

>thigh kino

THIS

Rocket is best grill.

>Machete Kills
20 minutes of that movie is better than 2 of Snyder's movies combined.

Steampunk mecha vs. zombie nazis

>nazis

It's shit. Pointless, boring shit. She gets lobotomized in the end btw.

How could you look at that picture without thinking "damn I should see this"

In my opinion if they dropped the whole asylum thing and just made it a fantasy movie about women in quasi-World War 1 fantasyland with guns it would have been entertaining.

Ask RLM

youtube.com/watch?v=A90Br0TWV1U

Enjoyable when drunk imo

I liked it. Samurai fight and the robot train fight are the best

so much this
i'm all for sexy fast paced action nonsense and all, but what the fuck were they thinking with that depressing and pretentious downer ending?
i am still mad

Like The Neon Demon, it's interesting to watch purely for Jena Malone making shit seem a little more paletable than it is. Then you come to the conclusion that she's better than the material given to her and you get sad.

So approach at your own risk. It's shit.

Not really. It's not even sexy. Snyder should stick to closeted gaykino like 300, Watchmen, or BvS

The plot makes sense if both the fantasy and the real world are true. I like it.

>She gets lobotomized in the end btw.
In the end? They show her lobotomy in the first 20 minutes of the movie to make sure the audience knows nothing in the movie is actually going to matter.

You can jerk off to donnie darko's girlfriend but thats about it. And this is coming from someone who really wanted to like this movie.

>In my opinion if they dropped the whole asylum thing
That's the movies problem. Nothing matters or has any consequence because every time theres any kind of narrative tension its immediately disolved by adding another layer of abstraction onto the whole thing until you're inside a fantasy in a dreamworld inside another fantasy. Snyder isn't a smart enough writer or director to make any of that effective.

Ultimate pleb filter. It's easily one of the stupidest films ever made.

They promised sexy girls in sexy outfits and fanservice but there was very little of either.

Not enough Sweet Pea sword action, she was pretty hot though and her outfit was the best. Also hoped the movie would be a fantasy setting not some "these scenarios are metaphors" bullshit

>actually like Watchmen and BvS
>decide to watch Sucker Punch because the Snyder hate train makes no sense to me
>mfw it's the biggest piece of garbage I've ever seen on screen

Why does anybody like this movie at all? There are no redeeming qualities except Browning's dsl.

...

>looks like shit

no it doesn't: IT LOOKS GREAT

75% of the movie which doesn't appear in trailers happens to be pure shit, though

this picture right here

if you unironically liked Inception, you will not like Sucker Punch

if you see Inception for what it is, chances are, you'll like Sucker Punch

>tfw hosiery fetish

>the "it's good because it's better than something else" argument

both are shit

I was hoping for a sidescreen filler but it was just shit. Not worth a download even.

It is genuinely awful.

SO guys this movie is actually about MK Ultra in Hollywood. That's why it has a depressing ending. The fantasy scenes are the mind control victims being all drugged up and the different characters are all split personalities.

You have to hand it to Snyder, he actually got away with putting that out.

:^|
all hope is gone

No
It's really awful
If you have seen the trailers you have seen everything the movie has to offer

Get blazed and have a bowl on standby, then it's worth a watch

Any other good Thighkino?

This movie fucking sucks

At this point I almost don't get mad anymore at the people who do not get Neon Demon. Which is a shame because someone needs to enlighten them.

I agree wholeheartedly.

animated shorts are still good and they add the details
youtube.com/watch?v=UIgBoHr18-I
youtube.com/watch?v=U7ROVr-Eios

middle one has something wrong, her head to body ratio is fucking bananas, looks sillier because you get the other two to compare. Right bitch is overall best bitch
>mfw now I understand why Snyder keeps her around

>captcha
ROOFINO KINO

Oh no, user is mad.

:(

umm
someone's feeling 15 again, eh?

>thought I liked this movie
>remember halfway through it I was fucking my gf on the couch
>tfw nostalgia goggles
>tfw no gf

Is this movie the reason Snyder became such a punching bag to people even before MoS came out? I remember a time when 300 was THE shit and people were at least intrigued by Watchmen.

>eye candy no plot movie with bitches in scanty lingerie
>make comment on which one looks hotter
>some fucktard goes full on "meh meh underage"

tell me friendo, you watched this crap for it's contrived storrytelling? go fuck yourself.

watch the first 20 minutes and the last 10, you'll understand everything

>her head to body ratio is fucking bananas

pls no bully

>carla gugino
hmmmppfff
she gets my shit going in no time.

Nah, I watched it because I thought it had potential and thought it was shit.
You'll get what I mean someday, I'm sure ;^)

>carat face
>calling people underage
yeah sure buddy, whatever you say

It's bad but not terrible. Sure as hell better than anything Snyder made afterwards.

hnngh

I found the entire movie on Youtube. No one cares to even delete this
youtube.com/watch?v=uDg_uwI6Lw4

One of Snyder's best.

better than BvS
not trolling

Why do they even care for old movies anyway? Nobody's buying the fucking thing. After 3 years the studios should just put their movies on YouTube and try to make a few shekels off the ad revenue.

they fight tooth and nail for shit that is 60 years old and is not available for purchase in any form.

you underestimate greed.

>better than BvS
that's not hard

It's not greed necessary, it's simple licensing. It's the one thing that keeps the system from failing into complete anarchy.

What are some essential DUDE DO SOME DRUGS THEN WATCH IT film joints Sup Forums?

Hard mode no Seth Rogan.

I've heard Speed Racer is good for that

licensing is the symptom, greed is the disease.
"anarchy" is irrelevant speculation.

essential weedcore is Fear and Loathing in Las-Vegas and Month Python and the Holy Grail.

Enter The Void Extended Version

yes

I love watching retro stuff while smoking. Comfy as fuck.

ZAZ movies work great too.

>the exact kind of shit I'm looking for
It's literally the opposite of what it was advertised as. It's not meaningless artsy porn violence with no purpose, it mocks its audience for wanting to watch that and shamed you for objectifying women through geek subcultures.

That's why it's called Sucker Punch, it sucker punches the audience. It's funny because DCucks say Marvel is for nu-nales when Snyder was out doing this shit since forever.

This unironcially

i had a a crush on Emily when this movie came out
so many boy boners to those fucking lips

girl had lips that could suck the cock off a dick
her lips are pure sex

good story and shit action

>and shamed you for objectifying women through geek subcultures.

Figuratively where in the movie? It's just snyder trying to be pseudo intellectual

GIEFF MORE THIGH KINO/PORNO

t. thigh fetischist

>It's just snyder trying to be pseudo intellectual
Its more like his cancerous fanbase and the mental gymnastics they go through to validate the king of the manchildrens directorial miscarriage.

It probably would have worked better as a comic book

Its the second worst movie Ive ever seen in theaters (behind suicide squad) Dont watch it, ever

>All those pretty grills in thigh highs
>still unwatchably bad

BRAVO SNYDER

pls can we have more thigh kino hollywood

um, this is from a different movie. You know that right?

It's honestly my least favorite movie of all time, and I watch a lot of fucking film.

It's probably not the worst objectively, but to me it's something i could wish i forgot wasting time watching. It's complete and utter shit.

This. Its not even funny bad watchable. It has zero redeeming value

Don't believe the majority opinion on this. Pretty based, actually. Works on two levels but it really needed to work on three...

pretty much sucker punch started that, yeah. all though I dont know what the fuck this shit was:
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legend_of_the_Guardians:_The_Owls_of_Ga'Hoole

Misery.

2001

holy mountain

one of the worst big budget movies ever made, possibly the worst.

what was the budget?

its just garbage you watch to see cool effects and get you in fap mood

so its a crappy porn with no nudity?

how could you finish watching it and think "damn that was good"

>muh weight
Wight is what ruins most action movies because it means it's no fun allowed

yes

Saw it with my mom, she actually really liked it kek

I liked both
Inception could have used some better settings though
>dream world can make anything
>rainy city, hotel, snowy mountain
Come on