>In a world where humans and magical creatures are begrudgingly forced to coexist, human policeman Scott Ward (Will Smith) is partnered with newly-transferred Orc Nick Jakoby (Joel Edgerton). While investigating a shootout in crime-ridden South Central Los Angel, they come across a rare and valuable item: A magic wand, capable of rewriting reality itself. Framed for a crime they didn't commit, they go on the run to protect the wand, while being pursued by two rival gangs, corrupt cops, federal agents, private companies and the witch to whom the wand belongs, and must protect the wand to prove their innocence.
This looks incredibly embarrassing. What happened to Will Smith to make him choose all these garbage projects to work on?
Parker Carter
Deadshot was a good choice though
Isaac Price
>Los Angel Please please please tell me that's a typo. Please tell me Landis did NOT use the plural "Los" for the singular "Angel" and get paid $3,500,000 for it. Fuck. Just fuck everyone and everything.
Brody Myers
that faggot was offended that Hispanics were being played by white people
Parker Stewart
Really makes you think... that he doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself and the rainbow hair and non-stop stream of PC bullshit is just him virtue signaling
Dylan Gutierrez
Is max landis gonna become the most hated man on Sup Forums?
David Harris
Considering Sup Forums was just sucking his dick over Dirk Gently I doubt it.
Kevin Foster
No one has mentioned yet that this is a Netflix movie.
Carter Wood
>what you mean, orc lives matter >don't you mean, ALL lives matter? (smug face)
Hudson King
>David Ayer and Max Landis jesus that's like getting Michael Bay and Damon Lindelof to make a movie together
actually it's not even that because those two can make something halfway decent. It's like Skip Woods and Uwe Boll
Dominic Perez
>Zootopia but with fantasy creatures 10/10 Max
Isaiah Evans
Sounds kinda dumb...
Landon Gonzalez
At least it's straight to Netflix garbage. Big Willy's testing out the water.
Jaxson Bennett
another Max Landis gem of just mashing two movies together
>Alien Nation + District 9 but they're orcs instead of Aliens so it's totally different
Thomas Rivera
>Constantly whines about the rehashed nature of hollywood >rips off shadowrun
Bravo landis
Wyatt Sanchez
>remember ugly Americans? >what if it was a cop drama
Jordan Richardson
No it wasn't because SS was terrible and there won't be any sequels when Wonder Woman and Justice League both flop this year.
Asher Stewart
What is Training Day
Chase Scott
Training Day was good.
Eli Johnson
overrated trash
Connor Anderson
No taste.
>King Kong, ain't got SHIT, ON ME!
Xavier Baker
>In a world where humans and magical creatures are begrudgingly forced to coexist, human policeman Scott Ward (Will Smith) is partnered with newly-transferred Orc Nick Jakoby (Joel Edgerton). While investigating a shootout in crime-ridden South Central Los Angel, they come across a rare and valuable item: A magic wand, capable of rewriting reality itself. Framed for a crime they didn't commit, they go on the run to protect the wand, while being pursued by two rival gangs, corrupt cops, federal agents, private companies and the witch to whom the wand belongs, and must protect the wand to prove their innocence.
The fuck?
Robert Butler
>black man walks in on orc man fucking black man's wife
I mean I understood they were framing this as cross-cultural tension but geez did they have to go that far?
Luis Phillips
>It is shadowrun but without all the things that make it interesting 10/10 will not be watching
Lucas Myers
that's the worst premise i have ever read. sounds like something a 10 year old would write.
Benjamin King
Fuck off, retard.
Aaron Bailey
I liked Sabotage and Fury.
Dominic Bell
>This is a real thing
What the fuck
Liam Morris
This just sounds like a buddy cop movie except they replaced "black cop" and "briefcase full of money" with "orc" and "magic wand" It's almost stupid enough to work, except that Will Smith has literally lost all ability to act and Max Landis hasn't done anything halfway decent since Chronicle. I can almost guarantee there'll be a racism subplot with the humans and the fairy tale creatures
Xavier Cook
well you have shit taste
Samuel Reed
+ Zootopia
Wyatt Brooks
More like Artemis Fowl desu
Jayden Baker
>I can almost guarantee there'll be a racism subplot with the humans and the fairy tale creatures >I can almost guarantee >almost
Nah nigga. Dis shit ain't ebben gon be subtle.
Brody Mitchell
Who's the orc?
Benjamin Bailey
>In a world where humans and magical creatures are begrudgingly forced to coexist, guess that explains the manlet
Julian Bailey
I think most critics liked Fury, and I didn't think Sabotage was as bad as everybody made it out to be. They're both entertaining movies with a nice faux-grit feel.
Let me guess, it'll push the modern liberal fantasy trope where they admit that LITERALLY TOTALLY DIFFERENT SPECIES EXIST, yet still go "HURR DONT DISCRIMINATE" and that race mixing between them is ok
Xavier Powell
just give it up everything he's done is Suicide Squad tier or worse
Benjamin Bell
who thought this was a good idea? seriously though just reading this summary you can tell instantly it will get terrible reviews and bomb. and even will smith is starring in it.
did they look at this and think "yeah people are gonna love this!"
Nathaniel Watson
>Orc >That short
They should have made him a Goblin.
Ayden Diaz
This sounds like Alien Nation with Orcs.
Anthony Ross
It looks like a cartel member joined the lapd >David Ayer yeah, no
David Taylor
Is this real?
Isaiah Lopez
Nope Nope Nope/Nope
Isaiah Scott
I'll watch it for Edgerton. But I will not pay for it
Kevin Cruz
This sounds exactly like Alien Nation, Rush Hour, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Zootopia, Theodore Rex, R.I.P.D., Osmosis Jones, Men in Black and probably several other movies that are about a straight-edge and/or lone wolf cop being forced to partner with somebody who they would never typically get along with.
Brayden Hill
Literally every other action since 48 Hours was a success.
Hunter Rivera
>In a world where humans and magical creatures are begrudgingly forced to coexist, human policeman Scott Ward (Will Smith) is partnered with newly-transferred Orc Nick Jakoby (Joel Edgerton). While investigating a shootout in crime-ridden South Central Los Angel, they come across a rare and valuable item: A magic wand, capable of rewriting reality itself. Framed for a crime they didn't commit, they go on the run to protect the wand, while being pursued by two rival gangs, corrupt cops, federal agents, private companies and the witch to whom the wand belongs, and must protect the wand to prove their innocence.
Literally the same fucking premise as Grimm right now, holy fuck.
Camden Jones
Damn, Will took a break from movies to try his hand at rap and comes back and does this shit?
This might be the end of him...
Xavier Watson
There will be a scene where they bond over being prejudiced against.
"AY HOL UP, HOL UP WE AIN'T SO DIFFERENT, YOU AN' ME!"
Anthony Sullivan
Joel is a pretty big guy
Landon Taylor
Inb4 Will is actually the racist and bigoted cop in this movie and effectively plays a "white guy" in a refreshing new take on racism/bigotry in todays political climate and delivers a powerful performance showing how skin color really has nothing to do with anything
Oliver Sanchez
elves and orcs are people too! even though elves live for thousands of years and orcs are unintelligent violent tribal animals....
We're all equal!
Noah Mitchell
nah you can't portray a black person as racist. instant backlash and boycott.
Jeremiah Thomas
This would be true for literally any actor except Will Smith.
He is universally loved.
Noah Mitchell
Nah, I'd say that it'd be the black cop being initially distrusting of the orc because of race, but never actually doing anything mean to him. Then when black cop sees all the messed up shit white people do to orcs he changes tune and decides to fully trust his new partner.
That way black cop gets to be a little racist to create tension, but that racism is immediately drowned out by having the real villains (whitey) be superracist to make the audience forget they also should have disliked black cop's bigotry.
