Yearly Sup Forums statistics show that the average user of the television board Sup Forums in 2016 was 31...

>Yearly Sup Forums statistics show that the average user of the television board Sup Forums in 2016 was 31.2 years old and male
>tfw you have been discussing your favorite comic book movies with a bunch of middle aged single men all year

any lewds of her? she's sexy as fuck desu imo

I'm 35, fuck you

You're discussing your capeshit with faggots, not paw paw autists

>>tfw you have been discussing your favorite comic book movies with a bunch of middle aged single men all year

Fine by me, provided they're white of course.

Source? I don't believe most posters here are out of their teens.

Too old for Sup Forums.
Time to move to /ck/ or /trv/

>31
>middle age
u wot

Yeah, no shit.

This was true in maybe 2010 and before, but this boards age has clearly dropped to Sup Forums and maybe even Sup Forums levels of underage

Considering how most Sup Forums users will probably kill themselves at a young age, our middle age is more like 12.

>Yearly Sup Forums statistics show that the average user of the television board Sup Forums in 2016 was 31.2 years old and male
but I thought we were anonymous.......... whats going on here yellow moot

Teens stick to Sup Forums and Sup Forums usually

Pretty sure I'm already dead

me too, bro

the cycle is
14-16 Sup Forums
17-19 Sup Forums
19-23 Sup Forums with some Sup Forums on the side

No way that's true. I'm 26 and I think I'm older than most people here

it's called tracking cookies. every website knows exactly who you are

I'm 29 and I can always tell when I'm arguing with someone under 25

Every now and then I head over to Sup Forums to see whats going on and I wonder how people can browse that shit. Really makes me appreciate the other boards.

What about when you hit 30 in a month. Where do you go then?

They can identify you by your bookmarks, cookies, screen resolution, mouse movement and so on.
They only need 6 data points to be able to pick you out of a pool of 100 million users.

To your wife and children.
Then post on /trv/ once every few montsh to ask where to go with them on vacation.

You're not.

Not anymore thanks to baneposting

the cycle is now 10-30 Sup Forums, Sup Forums

>To your wife and children.

top kek

48 years old here. My son used to post on Sup Forums that's why I came. I wanted to get closer to him, share similar interests

You are at least halfway through your life at 30.and you are by no means young anymore.

Sup Forums has to share the underage newcomers with Sup Forums nowadays, but essentially yes, that is how someone's ageing on here is punctuated.

if there were you would have seen them posted here already my dude

? It's about time user.

what did you expect on a board full of capeshit?

>comic book movies
What? You seriously come to Sup Forums of all places to "discuss" capeshit? Go back to your board

>48
Bet your son must be some underage user then.
Kindly entreat it with him that he should fuck off :3.

>Yearly Sup Forums statistics show that the average user of the politics board Sup Forums in 2016 was 24.6 years old and male

There must be a huge gap

he's dead now

God that looks awful. Gas them both.

She'll be sucking on some Chad's dick in eleven years ":(".
Will the father feel well rewarded for what he just did for her?

It's probably more something along the lines of Sup Forums's userbase is aging. Which raises the question, where are all the kids hanging out these days?

Sweet

My apologies. What was it that robbed him from us?

Hot muffin, I'll be darned.

Poor user is so lonely

really bad parenting. she won't learn to sleep alone like this

no shit

reddit? 9gag?

Post Laina

You think that is young? By 31 you are already past your physical zenit.

I bet she looks like shit now.

he did a meme overdose

>millennials are so contrarian, gen z rebels by being conformist

so this is how empires crumble.

there are people who literally think 30s is "middle aged" lmao

That's really sweet.

watching this webm i'm glad i'll never have kids

Still can't believe I spent 3 years on Sup Forums without trying out other boards.
There is so much porn on Sup Forums now. I still get that groundhog day feeling when I stay there for too long. The same stuff seems to happen over and over again. Kind of relaxing.

Yes, that's why you should do all the physical work for us.

yeah, parents nowadays don't want to see their kid under any sort of duress, ever. little do they know it's going to fuck the kid up.

>There is so much porn on Sup Forums now.
people complaining about how "things used to be better" are mostly people looking at the past with rose rtinted glasses but for Sup Forums it's really true. there's nothing interesting on Sup Forums anymore just 13 year olds posting porn. i think that's because boards have become too segregated and specialized so people post gore and shit to /gif/ or treat Sup Forums as Sup Forums-lite without the porn

I was fourteen when my fourth sibling, so essentially I was graced through all the hassles and joy of having to care for a newborn (my parents being pretty busy and all), but now I feel disenchantized about doing it for my own future children.

Like it's a bit "eh" that I'll never get to experience it for the first time with my own children, but that instead it'll have been for my bro. Oh well at least I'll make less mistakes with my children.

sibling was born*

ok grinch

/ck/ is awful and /trv/ is dead.

/diy/ looks like it might have potential.

I'm 27 year old virgin, never had a gf nor a job. Mentally I'm still stuck in high school.
Who's with me?

the hell?
I don't like this, stop it.

Me except I'm 23.

>Mentally I'm still stuck in high school.
What does this mean?

>Mentally I'm still stuck in high school.
lost me there.

I'm too smart to have sex. Mentally I've been a PHD graduate in multiple studies since the ripe age of 8 years old.

29....

Sup Forums has been split into four boards: Sup Forums Sup Forums Sup Forums & /r9k/
Sup Forums used to have a lot more clout in the old days as the anti-Sup Forums but it feels like it died shortly after moot left

moot was right. the insular nature of 4chans boards is cancer.

I know someone like you same age and description. He dropped out of high school and all he does is smoke weed and go after girls wayyyyyyyyyyyyy out of his league.

>actually discussing capeshit

I'm just here for the dank shitposting.

>virgin past 25
This can't be true?
Women 25 and older and still single throw themselves at you.

Sounds like a load of bull shit.

24 here

Jokes on you, I'm 12

If we want to use a metric to discuss this, you shouldn't be here at any age earlier than when moot started the site, or later than when he himself left it.

Found out he was actually just your wifes son?

Thats my progresion, except with Sup Forums instead of Sup Forums.

I started browsing /lit/ and /fit/ at 22 also

But he was a shitposter too

>Women 25 and older and still single throw themselves at you.
Where? Also keep in mind I'm a skellington with no job or money.

>shouldn't be here at any age earlier than when moot started the site
You're letting 15 year olds free range to be on here then?

26 here

>he doesn't think moot still lurks

Fuck him anyway. He became a soft dicked normalfag scumbag.

>implying I care about 3d waifus
user, please. Did you miss the part about my superior intellect?

they'll always be here. you think that 18+ disclaimer is going to stop them? that shit didn't even work in the '90s with porn sites.

Unless of course he's overweight and has terrible hygeine

26 years old rich neet here.

Don't really know how to explain it, most people my age have careers and kids, or are at least married and I'm kind of deluded that I'm still 18 and think about what I should have said 10 years earlier.

I've got a collage degree but other that than I've done and expirenced absolutely nothing, but that's true of most everybody here. I could go on but it's 10 in the evening I wouldn't be able to sleep again.

That doesn't matter. I am chubby and still a trainee but yet they try.
It happens everwhere.

I was thinking about how so this is even possible and I guess the reason is you guy either never go out to interact with people or are autistic like and Elliot Rodger.
Otherwise you would find women that show interest.

moot's a reddit bro now.

Most people on r9k are neet so no surprise about that.

Btw what's the comfiest time and why is it late night?

because all the europoors have gone to bed and the aussies and americans come out of their caves to shitpost.

holy fuck this is so accurate

still fairly qt

>you guy either never go out to interact with people
This is the case. But I just can't be bothered, I have 0 motivation to do anything god somebody shoot me please.

nigga I'm 20

Why would a neet go to bed at 10 this is such a lie

>think about what I should have said 10 years earlier.
Got it. I'm catching your friend now, and might even chance to say that I'm also like you. But wouldn't so much call it "living stuck in HS" (since to me it carry the normie connotation of "duuuuude, like I fuck all these girls and I'm a nihilist lmao"), so much as that you're living in the past due to your regrets.
I do that too. I do that a lot.

rather just have a puppy or 2

you're a late bloomer just like me.
let me guess, you have overprotective parents growing who were always babying you because they didn't want their special little guy to grow up to be a corrupted asshole like them.
as a result, you're still mental child sitting around playing video games instead of going out and trying to make something of yourself because you're afraid of failure and success.