"Thanks for reminding me why women deserve to get raped."

>"Thanks for reminding me why women deserve to get raped."

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>"W-what? I didn't hear what you said, can you repeat it, please?"

Oh fuck. Not this again

THE JERK STOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>"You just crushed my dignity. I am a loser and I have been brutally destroyed in a french tv show of all places, I don't belong in Hollywood, I don't belong in this world. I'm gonna mope by myself and be depressed and a sad sack of human existence and it's all because of you. I hope you're happy. Congratulations. You killed me. Write that on my grave: You killed me."

>She repeats the joke
>audience laugh even louder

Best one yet, keep it up op

I would have annihilated her if I were in his position

>ha... ha.... haha... hoho... heehee... hahaahahaha.... hahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...

>THAT'S REAL FUNNY, OH YEAH, YOU'RE REAL FUNNY, AREN'T YOU, YOU STUPID BITCH? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED? LAUGHTER? HERE YOU GO. HAVE IT. YEAH, YOU'RE FUCKING HILARIOUS. GO ON, TAKE CREDIT FOR THIS JOKE, IT WAS FUNNY AND IT'S OBVIOUSLY GONNA BE THE ONLY HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. MEANWHILE, I WILL FORGET YOUR EXISTENCE THE SECOND I FLY AWAY TO MY MANSION AND GO FUCK A FEW WOMEN THAT ARE DESPERATE FOR MY DICK. FUCK, I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT SHIT SHOW THIS IS. WHO ARE YOU, AGAIN?

Figuratively this.

...

holy shit she would have cried! absolutely btfod!!

>MEANWHILE, I WILL FORGET YOUR EXISTENCE THE SECOND I FLY AWAY TO MY MANSION AND GO FUCK A FEW WOMEN

(but not before a quick stop at Subway, of course)

>FEW WOMEN THAT ARE DESPERATE FOR MY DICK
Not as desperate as you are for a sandwich

"Uhm ok... wow. You're kinda a slut"

*Chris Evans appears out of nowhere and loses his shit*

link to video?

I love this meme. It's always good because you people are too retarded to come up with an actual good comeback

Speak for yourself m8.
>in america we have a saying... pardon your French
Got her!

>i don't know why you're laughing, your entire country got sodomized by a few germans with some bratwurst you whore.

>Can it, toots. Now why don'y you go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich like the good old days

I don't understand why people think this is hard

Sounds like you don't understand the meme at all, actually.

No one would understand that there you autist

You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I eat too much. I also exercise too little. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My local subway likes me. My fans like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

I can't believe he said that. They shouldn't have let Sam Raimi direct this interview.

Great, Jonah's career literally just busted because he will now be "that misogynist" for the rest of his life

try again

>Yeah, well why don't you make like a tree and leave?

>I guess that will have to stay a fantasy, because my friends have access to women leagues ahead of you. I suppose you'll have to go back to your sleazy French bars and try to get metrosexual men to buy you drinks before your looks leave you, your career vanishes, and you grow old, bitter, and alone.
GOTEM

>*starts crying*
>gets up and runs away

that's how you do it

>"I am rubber you are glue, everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you"

>I'm sorry but the translator just told me you told the worst joke i have ever heard
>Leo nor Brad would ever fuck some as ugly as you

I wonder if Jonah even remembers this

His original response was fine, trying to insult the host with a comeback is just going to make him look petty. I also haven't seen a single good reply in any of these threads.

what did he say?

After his trip to subway, I doubt he remembers the entire week.

Are you literally autistic?

>"y-you too"
I believe

You are honestly the ugliest fucking incestrous looking cunt ive ever seen in my time on the planet, your face looks like my cousins friends disabled grandads gurned jaw. your face looks like a prehistoric cavewomans botched operation.. I don't know why your parents conceived you, they are selfish desu, why would ugly as fuck parents bring a human life into the world and know that this will be on the path of failure. it's just PURE selfishness, your lips pout out like a prolapsed arsehole. you look like a cavewoman slash oompa loompa hybrid. honestly, why was you even born? you are dumb as fuck, ugly as fuck and just a boring indepth piece of shit. i would love to know what kind of thoughts you think of when you're alone. probably shit like "whens my chicken nuggets done" and stupid shit like that because you are just not capable of thinking of anything more intelligent because ur brain is strained. you look like a citizen of chernobyl reactor explosion, you took the radiation up your asshole and now you look like you do. shit bitch, you fucking ugly as fuck kid. why do you even live? --- biggest mystery known to man. you look like a fucking feral ghoul from fallout 3 everytime i see your caveman face i get a little bit scared that i will get killed by feral ghouls. seriously, what the fuck is wrong with your face? explain to me, because i honestly dont think you are human, you are a poorly made robot, you was prob made by dell or something as an experiment and the creators gave you the ugliest features known to man.. kid. i swear i just cannot believe it, people like you should be lined up and shot on the spot so you dont pollute the gene pool, you fucking abomination kid. i wish that happen, never have kids weeaboo cavewoman because you will cause a lot of unhappiness and depression, you absolute ugly fuck, you disgusting fucking chernobyl creature, mutant fuck, you an extra in the x-men bitch? die kid, die.

>tfw don't know the line she said and too lazy to look it up

she called him a disgusting fat fuck

Jonah showed class and maturity by not returning any insults.

he said "I'm glad i came here to be ridiculed by your local presenter" which is perfectly fine. the lady straight up called him unattractive on tv to his face. maybe he could have come up with a witty way to brush it off with some laughs, but coming up with something like that on the spot plus being a good sport after being insulted is hard

FUCKING
DESTROYED

yeah his actual retort is pretty funny, I probably would have said something more bombastic and less cutting.

Miles Teller is such a shitty friend. If I was him, I would have jumped to insult her immediately. Jonah can't look like an unhinged asshole, but Miles can definitely blow up if it means defending his friend. What a cuck

Yeah he got authoritatively BTFO

He could have said 'I don't enjoy your company either, don't worry.' But the tone would need to be perfect if he didn't want to seem even worse.

kek

> Yeah but why would they wanna be with you ? You know they hang out with super models right ? They are way above your league. Hell, as life is right now, even I would pass on you.

>I see French hospitality is like their courage: no existent.

He was dragging.

...

this is good

Its like a chess move where there is no winning move. No matter how hard Sup Forums tries there is no possible way to respond to her joke while coming out on top

WHERE'S THE LINK?

There is no video. It's a stupid Sup Forums meme.

She basically said something to the effect of "I'd love to go on a date with you and go back to your place, so then you could invite your friends leonardo dicaprio and brad pitt, and then you would go away."

The only person who can deal with this in the proper way is Neil hamburger

youtube.com/watch?v=UOBuOmOAI6c

This is actually pretty good. Except maybe remove the last two sentences for optimization.

>- They are way above your league. Hell, as life is right now, even I would pass on you.

>+ You know /I/ hang out with super models, right?

Nothing about rape in this joke interview.

>Feldstein got Frenched
>pegging porn directed by Tom Green

If you think that's what's going on here, you are socially retarded.

sorry, wrong link
youtube.com/watch?v=T0TYCEXmi90

My dubs confirm your autism

F A T
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That one would actually be an unironic amazing response if you took away the second sentence

>I'm sorry, the translator gave up on translating your joke, but he assured me it was awful
GOT'EM!

>arguing over a quote that never happened and how to "respond in that [imaginary] situation"
>calls me autistic

>"Knowing Brad and Leo, you will be the one leaving, toots."

holy shit, is that fat bastard still whining?

youtube.com/watch?v=PMz80FKusUA

>no mention of rape

Sup Forums is autistic. Jonah never said anything regarding rape.

I want to mace you in the face and make you shit on a tarp

>get insulted by some random whore
>insult a whole nation back
perfect to out yourself as an insecure little bitch

>MFW I'm too intellectually challenged to comprehend whether these men are misguided fools misunderstanding the jest or whether they are complicit in it and pretending they don't understand it to go one level of irony deeper

>Yeah, well I slept with your wife!

>not escalating the insults at every chance

>Did you write that joke yourself?
>yes
>Oh it SHOWS

I know the meme is to give a bad come back. But the above is best case scenario.

is she /ourgirl/?

Checked

The easy response is to go "YOU FUCKING RETARDS, THAT'S THE JOKE REEEEEEEEEE" when you're actually secretly aware that they know what the joke is and are just pretending they don't.

Mine further until there is no irony left

You fool. At that point they'd just ironically pretend that they don't believe you and that is just a weak excuse you came up with. And then you'd get into a hours long fake ironic argument where neither side actually believes what they're arguing for.

Is she lez?

Precisely

why are they wearing those hats if they are inside?

Stay mad frog

>Implying that someone coming across this can pick up all the nuances of an in-joke
>Implying that a random person coming up with a comeback for Jonah Hill is somehow being rused
>Implying the vast majority of what makes this joke confusing isn't just you assholes thinking that it's more seated in sarcasm than it actually is.


If someone comes up with a bad comeback, you make fun of them. There's not an inside joke where it's only funny if you purposefully write a bad comeback, that's just you circlejerking.

Here we go...

Sam would have loved that comeback though. It's right up his alley.

>MFW when me to smart too fall for deez ironic argmuent
Your five layers of irony behind me

The joke isn't that you're supposed to write a bad comeback. The joke is that Sup Forums posters are lame as fuck. Were you even here when this happened? It was all genuine, these autists were legitimately flustered over this bitch.

You just want to hold your head above someone else and act like you get something they don't, or that you're smarter than all the popularity-obsessed normies. That's not what's happening though, you're trying to force a funny occurrence into becoming a meme because you can't think up anything new to laugh at.

He could just say exactly what she said to him back to her, and replace the subject. The joke will go down badly but everyone will see how worthless it was in the first place.

>Implying I give a fuck over what the average retard will read into the joke

It WAS genuine, my man. WAS being the key-word. The joke evolved since then.

Savage.

>The joke isn't that you're supposed to write a bad comeback. The joke is that Sup Forums posters are lame as fuck.
What if I told you the joke was both.... at the same time?

If you're being sarcastic, then I have to hand it to you. Best bait in this entire thread.

Looks like it's made out of scrotum.

Wow, you are a legit autist.

>Homoeroticism
>in 2017
2edgy4chan

>The joke evolved because I said so

No, you're just doing it wrong. There's a difference. The joke was that while this was happening, Sup Forums posters flocked to provide support and suggestions that turned out to be hilariously autistic and cringy, you-have-to-eat-all-the-eggs style.

Now, in this thread, it's either new people coming in to proclaim how the interviewer was a bitch and suggest what Jonah should have said, people coming in to suggest the same stupid shit they suggested before, or idiots like you coming in to suggest what Jonah should say only under the guise that you're somehow superior and above everyone else. If anyone is actually laughing at this thread, you're being laughed at too.

Show me where the irony hurt touched you.

Yeah well your feet stink!

Muh sides.

>No, you're just doing it wrong
He isn't, though. You just refuse to be in on the obvious joke for some incomprehensibly autistic reason.