You wake up in South America

>you wake up in South America...

what to do?

Ok, I wake up in South America... where? Tierra del Fuego, a favela, the Amazonas, Maduro's house?

Return to North America

>tfw I wake up in South America every day
>for some people this is a nightmare

bunda

shouting around there the next one is Gorge Washington

Yes, I do.
All the time.

this

breathe

go to school if it's a week day

one day you wont wake up

Be sad it's not Spain, but otherwise pretty good and would enjoy.

Pee, get dressed, eat breakfast.

Are those finished red bricks?

Watch anime

Go and get a haircut

It's about 90% nightmare and 10% chile

Surra de bunda

Impregnate a white Argentine girl

Go back to sleep, too tired to hunt lately.

>wait until nighttime
>go to Rio clubs
>try to get laid on account of my gringo status

>land on somewhere in South America
>get shot by random person

Arrange more drug trafficking operations, of course.

>wake up in a land so normalfag the Sup Forums copycats are at 2 stage of "normalfag pretending not to be normalfag"
idk grab a gun and start a mass shooting

Be able to drink legally

Fuck a tranny hooker

South America isn't different from anywhere else in the Western world, unless you are a favelado or Bolivian altiplano peasant.

Take a shower, shave and have breakfast.

>take a shower
>eat breakfast
>study math a bit
>ask for a pizza
>start downloading boku no hero academia
>watch boku no hero academia and re:creators
>sleep a bit
>play wow with my guild progressing in kil'jaeden heroic
>go out my friends and talk with them during the night
>eat ice cream
>come home
>sleeps again

this is what I would do if I wake up in south america

Go to work or stay in bed all day if it's sunday. Good taste btw senpai

drink with my friends, fuck a girl, go to sleep. what else is to do in life?

Go to work or stay in bed all day if it's sunday. Good taste btw senpai

fuck a girl that isnt your sister

I wouldn't wake up anywhere else if I had a choice tbcfhwy lad. It's pretty comfy down here

Hope that I can make it to the embassy before I'm spotted by banditos looking to behead me.

Become a shaman and/or discover El Dorado.
Next question?

>Bogota
>comfy

go back to sleep and hope I wake up somewhere else

depending on where you live, it fucking is. West, east and norht are decent. South is a bit shit

Check for my kidneys

Hop on La Bestia and go back home... America

La bestia doesn't pass through SA. Made me chuckle tho

Really? In that case i'm fucked...