>you wake up in South America...
what to do?
>you wake up in South America...
what to do?
Ok, I wake up in South America... where? Tierra del Fuego, a favela, the Amazonas, Maduro's house?
Return to North America
>tfw I wake up in South America every day
>for some people this is a nightmare
bunda
shouting around there the next one is Gorge Washington
Yes, I do.
All the time.
this
breathe
go to school if it's a week day
one day you wont wake up
Be sad it's not Spain, but otherwise pretty good and would enjoy.
Pee, get dressed, eat breakfast.
Are those finished red bricks?
Watch anime
Go and get a haircut
It's about 90% nightmare and 10% chile
Surra de bunda
Impregnate a white Argentine girl
Go back to sleep, too tired to hunt lately.
>wait until nighttime
>go to Rio clubs
>try to get laid on account of my gringo status
>land on somewhere in South America
>get shot by random person
Arrange more drug trafficking operations, of course.
>wake up in a land so normalfag the Sup Forums copycats are at 2 stage of "normalfag pretending not to be normalfag"
idk grab a gun and start a mass shooting
Be able to drink legally
Fuck a tranny hooker
South America isn't different from anywhere else in the Western world, unless you are a favelado or Bolivian altiplano peasant.
Take a shower, shave and have breakfast.
>take a shower
>eat breakfast
>study math a bit
>ask for a pizza
>start downloading boku no hero academia
>watch boku no hero academia and re:creators
>sleep a bit
>play wow with my guild progressing in kil'jaeden heroic
>go out my friends and talk with them during the night
>eat ice cream
>come home
>sleeps again
this is what I would do if I wake up in south america
Go to work or stay in bed all day if it's sunday. Good taste btw senpai
drink with my friends, fuck a girl, go to sleep. what else is to do in life?
Go to work or stay in bed all day if it's sunday. Good taste btw senpai
fuck a girl that isnt your sister
I wouldn't wake up anywhere else if I had a choice tbcfhwy lad. It's pretty comfy down here
Hope that I can make it to the embassy before I'm spotted by banditos looking to behead me.
Become a shaman and/or discover El Dorado.
Next question?
>Bogota
>comfy
go back to sleep and hope I wake up somewhere else
depending on where you live, it fucking is. West, east and norht are decent. South is a bit shit
Check for my kidneys
Hop on La Bestia and go back home... America
La bestia doesn't pass through SA. Made me chuckle tho
Really? In that case i'm fucked...