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Fuck the wh*tey edition

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Second for WOGS ETERNALLY BTFO and found a fat cunt on tinder but I'm willing to fuck her am I right XDDD

Strongly dislike Americans.

don't buy this Warnie story, he's a saint that just likes the poon

if the CCTV showed anything Warne would have been arrested by now

is that a real quote

Does he want to skip all that process where the population becomes actually civilized to play a gentlemen's game?

yes

he lives across the road from Harare Sports Club where Zimbo play most of their games

torrent all the novels that I read tbqh

danku u here mate?

fuck why doesn’t he do more to try and help zim cricket then

bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-26257237

He has long professed his love of cricket. The patron of the Zimbabwe Cricket association, his official residence is right next to the Harare Sports Club, which allows the president to keep a watchful eye on the wicket during national matches.
"Cricket civilises people and creates good gentlemen," Mr Mugabe said several years after Zimbabwe became independent. " I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen."

Thanks but we're used to it by now

>old man Gayle casually outscoring everyone on the team

Seething

The team really is bottom tier shitters

I buy all the ""intellectual"" ones unironically so I might impress a qt on the bus one day

hell of a knock though

Hates white people loves white sport

he fucked it by putting in racial quotas and infiltrating the administration, causing the 2000s crisis
all the problems it has (white flight, shit economy) are his fault too

how's cricket a white sport?

>white sport
>whites always losing to brownies
wewlad

Best Friend’s Arm.

It was invented in England, mohamed

Doesn't make your argument strong tbqh

KEK

lel

Same to be honest

>beat Australia
>still can't poo in loo

sick banter Sup Forumsro

hardly following this game lads
Don’t even know the score, just reading your posts and chatting to mates on WhatsApp ama

Why poo in loo when we can poo on you

Thanks lad i learn from the Sup Forumsest

What about?

Nice

that run was lazy by Gayle

Grave Architecture.

>Thus begins the cycle of Indians thinking they're cricketing gods due to winning a few meme series at home before getting savagely raped the second they travel abroad

Hate this new gimmick some of you have been trying to develop where you accuse everyone of being mrfuckface

memes

I didn't touch her

2 years

Hockey

AT & T is a banger.

>invented in england
>spread throughout the world via british colonies
>all the relevant countries that play it are white except india (british colony)
kek

South Africa
Afghanistan
Uganda
Fiji
PNG

whoops forgot about relevant ignore the last three

Don't pretty much only white people follow cricket in SA?

Gonna be a pretty sad state in 20 years when all the white people have fled SA.

South Africa is a British and Dutch colony and its almost exclusively watched and played by White South Africans.

Afghanistan is shit at cricket and they play in Dubai because their own country is a shithole. Also theyre about as relevant as Ireland at this point.

>all those other countries
>relevant cricket nations even slighty
pick one

yes, the blacks there overwhelmingly prefer playing and watching soccer.

expanding into the black population gradually
used to never see any black in the crowd at games, now you see quite a few

no misconception, they’re curiously fond of it

Tipping Jason Holder to get a century.

what has it's status as a colony got to do with anything, you said it's a white man's game when it's growing popular with blacks there
same with the West Indies, there's next to no whites left there

Afghanistan definitely are relevant, Rashid Khan is already one of the best if not the best T20 spinners in the world which YOU wouldn't know because YOU dont actually follow cricket beyond the summer home series you casual

they play in india

Are they playing with women's boundaries or something? What's with all the 6s this game?

Shall be losing this game.

>when it's growing popular with blacks there
It's really not, though. Also test cricket -- the only relevant format -- is fucking dead in Windies, its actually really sad.

>best T20 spinners
>watching pajama cricket
>calling me a casual
K E K

> test cricket -- the only relevant format
lmao

>seething autistic casuals will ACTUALLY try and defend pajama cricket

>that flag
>this sport

lol at that Aussie brainlet who doesn’t like wowee zowee it’s literally packed with bangers

hmm okay I'll take your post over the evidence both statistical and visual since you obviously know what you're talking about and aren't making posts based on your headcanon

>Brazilian posting about being civilized
That's rich

always said it was their second best, just a big CRCR fan

What evidence lol? You never posted any. TV ratings are down in South Africa, participation is down, crowds are smaller, how the fuck is it growing in popularity there.

More matches need to be played in neutral venues

where did I say it was growing overall?
don't think I did if I'm honest?

it was somebody else

>when it's growing popular with blacks there
There is literally no evidence of this and yet you made the claim. The only actual evidence is overall decline in popularity in South Africa, which is interesting when you look at their demographic trend -- white population becoming smaller, black population becoming even bigger. It's almost as if the decline of the white population in South Africa is correlating with the decline in popularity of cricket.

Is Wowee Zowee related to Zooper Dooper?

I'll do this with small numbers so you understand

>2000: 100 whites 0 blacks
>2010: 70 whites 5 blacks
>2017: 60 whites 15 blacks

sport is shrinking, black watching population is growing

Where the fuck did you get these numbers from lmao

reminder Bavuma's century broke SA cricket viewing records

used my keyboard

So basically your only evidence is made up and you try to imply that im in the wrong position here

kek
the state of you

don't recall ever saying that

Can you stop making things up please. Thanks.

Who is this muttering cunt on commentary?

yeah just looked it up and I got it wrong. I was going off an article I read what must have been almost two years ago now
viewership was up substantially from normal levels though

blacks in South Africa like cricket I see them commenting on Facebook all the time it’s rugby they don’t care for. Don’t really blame them

yeah sometimes I give them a stalk and their profiles are filled with pictures of the cricket team and captions about how the proteas make them proud to be South African

ITT autists make up statistics to try and prove that cricket is popular among blacks in south africa when in reality its not for ??? reason

literally who cares even, just admit you were wrong

recall saying it's becoming popular not that it is popular

>windies
more like losedies

Will England overtake Aus in ODI rankings soon? Have they EVER been above them?

CRCR has a special kind of cool about it that’s hard to explain, impressive how different it sounds to S and E while both being great albums in their own right, part of what makes them so much better than the smashing pumpkins is they just weren’t as samey

fucking sick of these one sided games in both series

>white

Personally prefer 1 sided games

Based Plunktit.

>the absolute state of poopeelian cricket

Rate my XI.

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>no option for Lyth at all

>Lyth

>ballance

Monday soon

>6 bowlers
>Ballanace
>Hameed who can't even make to his county's first XI

Woakes comes in if Roland-Jones is injured.

T. Turbo brainlet +

really wanted to kill myself today lads
then India won another series against Australia
Decided to see what happens next

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