What can he do that Batman can't?

What can he do that Batman can't?

Be arrested for the color of what little skin he has left

top pip, lad. well done

Fully satisfy a woman.

Fly under his own power, turn his arms into guns, grow additional arms, hack any computer on earth, bench more than 10 tons and create teleportation portals.

Open portals to whatever place he wants
Interact with any kind of technology
Function as a mobile laboratory to analyze stuff
Connect to the internet

steal 30 bikes per second

Doesn't he have lasers? I don't think Bats does.

No one asked for your opinion

has a weird as fuck costume.

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Have a franchise made out of him

>can't fly
>isn't very strong
>not very fast
>not very intelligent
>hacking skills R2D2 style
>laser gun arm
>lol terminator eye
>black

Should have kept him with the Teen Titans but DC needed a negro main character and they pretty much had none except for Static Shock.

Fill the studio mandated diversity quota.

Impersonate Megatron during sex

Say "Booya".

Actually that's EXACTLY what the OP asked for.

chimp out

>A grown man dressed as a Bat isn't weird as fuck

You're just used to it, user but Batman is stupid

He can jet fly though

>body is almost entirely mechanical
>can only bench 10 tons

Iron Man wears a suit and can dead lift 10x more than that.

Niggering things

touch the toilet water with his dick when he takes a shit

he's there to let loose and chimp out

BOOYAH

Does he have a Big Cyborg Cock?

How much do you want to bet that they will force him to yell "WOOOOO" when flying? Why does Hollywood force blacks to whoop like apes?

Hit the showers

WOOOHOOO

BOOYAH!

I said more than ten tons mostly because I honestly couldn't remember his upper weight limit, and I seriously doubt the basic Iron Man suit can dead lift 100 tons, that's Hulk territory.

also is this thread just supposed to be wacky racist jokes?

>>can't fly
He can
>>isn't very strong
He is
>>not very fast
He can teleport
>>not very intelligent
He has intelligence given to him by a Mother Box the mosst sophisticated tech in the universe
>>hacking skills R2D2 style
And remotely into any system from anywhere on the planet
>>laser gun arm
A multipurpose arm that he can change to match his needs

If it wasn't for Batman paying the bills they wouldn't need him at all

>when white people do it it's ok but dem darkies better keep quiet!

you're a sad specimen

Portable WiFi and phone charger for the other, better members of the Justice League. He's also black so they meet the diversity quota.

act

Reparations eligibility

Wrong: the post.

>Why does Hollywood force blacks to whoop like apes?
realism

Walk me through the decision-making of how Cyborg made the cut but John Stewart didn't

Look like megatron

wtf mary sue!

Because Green Lantern flopped hard

Hal Jordan will be the league's Green Lantern

casually lift 10-25 tons.

Batman's the useless one by a wide margin.

He's a member of the Justice League, user. These people are supposed to be the top tier of DC heroes who fight over the top shit

>artificially boosted to be on the same level of those around him
is this an allegory for affirmative action?

white fagboi carried that banner, not a strapping penis specimen like John Man Stewart

Make the writers even more lazy.

THE PREP TIME THOUGH!

Also, dem trips.

Hal Jordan is fucking shit.

Doesn't surprise, though. The DCCU is just a train of bad decisions.

That's one of the things they share.

Growing up John Stewart was the only lantern I actually was aware existed because of the old justice league cartoons

So now I actually would prefer a black GL just for nostalgia reasons

Can't Batman just like EMP his ass and leave him for dead?

He's also the only token minority worth watching because he never made it about him, strictly Corp and his mates.

how the fuck do you think niggers can associate to him if he didn't say that?

also he needs to say WORLD STARRRRR when he whoops a bad guy

No. He's made from New God technology. It's far more advanced than an Iron Man suit and EMP attacks don't work on them either

>ron Man wears a suit and can dead lift 10x more than that.
Yeah fucking right. His suit falls apart like nothing.

Get ashy

Be DC's black Iron Man

say "nigga" and not have the audence cringe

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Top jej

Same, his character was wise but well-balanced in the animated series. Loved the thing with Hawkgirl too, wasn't forced or weird.

be the minority character they need.

>yfw Batman hired Cyborg to comply with affirmative action laws

Satisfy a white girl.

if green lantern movie hadnt fucked it up he would already be here instead of being added later

He can talk to fishes and underwater animals

>Hal is shit
>But John isn't

>Batman is literally the most wanted criminal in Gotham history
>Due to the color of his skin he's never arrested.

So this... is privilege.

Be a Nigger

>Reddit:The Lantern

LMAO LOOK AT ME BEING OVER THE TOP! I AM SUCH A REBEL AH AH!

Alan > Hal > Kyle = Jhon = Baz > Jessica > Guy

He can crack the croc codes.

CRACK the CROC CODES.

Haha get it? "Croc" codes. See Killer Croc is a villain and he can have his codes cracked. Haha. CROC CODES hahaha.

if DC hadn't fucked up their original casting you mean. fucking jews ruining everything

>most wanted criminal
>works exclusively with the police commissioner
It's all for show

Be another character that isnt batman in another location simultaneously.

Why did he look pretty great in teen titans but lousy in this?

>being this triggered by a reaction image

holy shit

>reddit tries to play it off

>lol terminator eye

That "lol terminator eye" was introduced about 3 years before Cameron even began production on the original.

>go an entire night without robin