/brit/

Remembering the time I was so drunk I spent the entire night posting in /cum/ thinking it was /brit/ edition

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wish I was gay or a girl

Well you're not born gay so keep trying

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the difference between /brit/ and /cum/ is that there are more Yanks in /brit/

THAILAD IS NOT INVITED TO THIS THREAD

at work
wanna sleep

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fucking pathetic little twat
didnt work though did it get fucked you cunt

why must women have it so easy?

>having a Yank flag makes u a Yank

I want to slime on you you grimy limey

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Actually considering suicide these days

feels bad

Serious question

why do yanks post in /brit/

why not /cum/

are you the rejects

I hate Canadians and west coasters.

/dixie/ is crawling with yanks too

all yanks are rejects

i'm a west coaster

Top lad posting that Metallica tune in the last thread

Why can't you guys just secede already? No one wants you in the Union.

bbc.com/news/magazine-40955829

Agreed

CORNISH INDEPENDENCE

howling

Voyeurism is a mental illness

Why is the BBC shaming me for something that isn't my fault?

Fucking shitlords.

Is this a debate in the UK?

west coast canadian here

get fucked

Should be more brothels about really

Same, few months now

Wish somebody would tell me they cared

youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ_3hsCDp7k

its true that behaviour is an expression of a problem not the root of the problem.

i care :)

doing another cry

Thought about it but couldn't arrive at a painless method

phwoar imagine those eyes looking up at you

Commiting suicide unless thairad consoles me

losing all sense of joy and anger

constant sorrow

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charcoal-burning_suicide

Seems pretty painless and foolproof

no catharsis no relief

I feel nothing

didn't realise this was /cripplingdepressiongeneral/

Run, run, run, to make your heart shake
Kiss, kiss, kiss will make this earth quake

haha yeah

so many grumpy guts
got a full 8 hours sleep and the whole day ahead of me

Long distance runaround
Long time
waiting to feel the sound
I still remember
the dream there
I still remember
the time you said goodbye
Did we really tell lies?
Letting in the sunshine
Did we really count tooooooo
one
hundred

Go for a run if you're feeling shit lads. Why aren't there more brothels about? Some girls just want to be slags and making sex so inaccessible for some gets you shit like voyeurism going on.

Australians can't get depressed

I'm too depressed to even think about sex

fuck off you sad sacks of shite

sex?
I remember sex
haha
ha

eugh

Cernunnus is probably the biggest one
God of fertility, wealth, wild game
all very important for the heavily forest-based Celtic society in Ireland at least

there's also Morrigan the Dread Queen and the demigod-hero Cuchulainn
Irish mythology is really rich and unlike in the northlands the Christians didn't really erase it but mostly merged it with christian tradition and kept telling the old stories
the Eddas are great too of course, I have a copy of the poetic edda, but irish/celtic stuff is far more bountiful

australia?
more like
*googles what rhymes with australia*
paraphernalia

ha!
got you there you drongo cunt!

good digits
horrid post

We are the Sherlock Holmes English Speaking Vernacular
Help save Fu Manchu, Moriarty and Dracula
We are the Office Block Persecution Affinity
God save little shops, china cups and virginity
We are the Skyscraper Condemnation Affiliate
God save tudor houses, antique tables and billiards
Preserving the old ways from being abused
Protecting the new ways for me and for you
What more can we do
God save the Village Green.

Cuchulainn the hound of Ulster

better one

youtube.com/watch?v=MR52MIJuZJY

matches my DEPRESSION

waifu

love are h3h3

doctor wants me to have therapy sessions and to pump me full of drugs to fix my depression

however, I find that a good 16 hour power session of funposting on the 'chon cures me nicely

i love fanise

he's also a demigod hero like Heracles

Thanks lad, I'm well into the Eddas and I like relatively recent artistic interpretations of them like Wagner's ring of the Nibbelung and Tolkiens work to we extent. Have heard of those guys you mentioned but only in passing. Any recommended reading?

Meant yew trees in that last post btdubs

god how fucking boring can you cunts be
of all the things to talk about

attempted suicide twice now but i'm too proud to see a therapist

what do they even talk about

Off to the pakishop, you lads want anything?

Brit more like shoit!!!

Tbh sweetums x

part and parcel

>what do they even talk about
whats wrong, why you think its wrong, why they think its wrong and then ways to try and fix it. therapy and cbt can take a lot of time as most dont believe it will work for them, them being different and special etc. does work for most afaik, works for me pretty good.

the red branch

a bar of soap to wash your mouth out!!!

I don't know why I'm depressed

I'm a failure, but I don't know exactly

shut up boring twat

Mass deportations of people who don't ethnically belong and a rehaul of the curriculum and schooling systems and a move away from a service based economy into a more self sustained one that strengthens ties within the community and a sense of responsibility within individuals

go away foreign cunt

racist

>depression

t. never been depressed

My father was born in scotland and moved to australia but never became an australian citizen as far as I know.
Does this make me a british citizen?

>durr maybe my depression will go away if i mention it in every post i make

the gf used to have depression
I just took her outside and made her stare at the sun for a bit
fixed up nice and good

I deserve my predicament and don't blame anyone else

Yeah, I'm not gonna take mental health advice from a literal nazi

no
you can only get british citizenship by defeating another british citizen in hand to hand combat

America is a nation of immigrants

and now she's fucking blind. good job lad

thats what they are there for, they will work shit out. people forget they do it everyday for a job and you arent a special case of illness. they are pretty good if you dont go in expecting yourself to be unfixable.

honestly the big advantage Germanic traditions have is that German countries are all very wealthy and put out loads of stuff related to their traditions
meanwhile the only truly Celtic country around is Ireland, not that Ire hasn't put out a massive amount of stuff for such a small island.
there are French and Spanish and English things as well but these countries all have more mixed traditions.

have you heard of Ossian? the series poems relating to him are all very good, its a modern work of course though its based heavily on Irish and Scottish myths. there's also the epic of Cu Chulainn
the book of invasions too has some great poetry in it.

I beat up my soon to be high school friend who was at the time a british citizenship, does that count?

Opportunities are available in all walks of life in Australia
So if you're young and if you're healthy
Why not get a boat and come to Australia

Australia, the chance of a lifetime
Australia, you get what you work for
Nobody has to be any better than what they want to be
Australia, no class distinction
Australia, no drug addiction
Nobody's got a chip on their shoulder
We'll surf like they do in the U.S.A.
We'll fly down to Sydney for our holiday
On sunny Christmas Day
Australia, Australia
No one hesitates at life or beats around the bush in Australia
So if you're young and if you're healthy
Why not get a boat and come to Australia
Australia sha-la-la-la sha-la-la-la
Australia sha-la-la-la sha-la-la-la
Everyone walks around with a perpetual smile across their face
Australia sha-la-la-la sha-la-la-la
Australia sha-la-la-la sha-la-la-la
Everyone gets around and nobody can ever get you down
We'll surf like they do in the U.S.A.
We'll fly down to Sydney for our holiday
On sunny Christmas Day
Australia, Australia

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Would honestly rather off myself now than live a fake life through medication

wonder what he's thinking about

>the only truly Celtic country around is Ireland
About that.

probably depressed

feeling sorry for yourself isn't being depressed

depression is only for people who have lost loved ones

yeah

>depression is only for people who have lost loved ones

m8 Ossian was a huge romanticist prank

>how do I lose weight
>why did the human over feed me
>my legs hurt

therapy isnt medication mate, plus some meds are good. i have hyperacusis which causes panic attacks, depression and massive adrenaline surges. if i hadnt bothered t ogo to the therapist i wouldnt know the acusis was the reason for the other problems. i refused anti-depressants as i knew the depression always led from something else so we talked about it and now i have betablockers and sedatives to take when i need them and things levelled out a lot. additionally the cbt for the hyperacusis works as well but its slow gains for me.