Best Tourists?

Best Tourists?
Worst Tourists?

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What tourists?

i love russia

Worst tourists
Americans or as they like to call themselves "AMERICANS"
Chinese - it just goes without saying
Germans because they are so fucking boring and pessemistic

Best tourists
Aussies because fucckkkk yeaaaahhhhh cuuuunt but in all seriousness a lot of Australians have made great and genuinely curious travellers.
Spanish - they are a pretty stoked race in general

Worst: brits
Best: brown girls

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No one sinks as low as the anglo

1- Japs


2- Anglos

I tough you guys hated our tourist because they would pet anything.

Best
Old people (except chinese)
Worst
Chinese

For restaurants
best:US
worst:India
Was a fun read from a Croatian.

>Best
Irish

>Worst
Germans, Asians

Best: that just might be the Swedes, not too demanding, nice manners, usually friendly and easy to talk to, they also spend a lot

worst: drunk Americans and Brits who walk naked, have sex, and vomit in the middle of old UNESCO cities

t. person who is involved in tourism

>best tourists
Frisians
Worst tourists
Brits

>fun read
if you're a complete retard, just like that tryhard "comedian". he is so cringey it's unreal. only croats and other retards can laugh at that

best: most
worst: none really come to mind, most people that come here come for the eco-tourism stuff and behave very well, maybe argentinians but that's only because they come in hordes, they're not rude at all but getting around during holiday season is hell.

Best: Japs, Krauts
Worst: Brits, Burgers

t. museum worker

>Americans or as they like to call themselves "AMERICANS"

lmao so true
you can instantly tell if an american is around you because they go around blasting their fucking kermit voices at 200db all the time

why are they so fucking loud? i will never understand.

The Dutch are loud and obnoxious too, for some reason. But the Burgers take the cake.

I honestly don't get the Burger stuff, we are a kind, war hearted accommodating people by and large...at least in Rural and small city America.
Tourists in these areas are treated very very well.

Of course not, Spanish are great. You're some of the cruisiest people in europe

Fucking exactly. And everything they say is fucking embarassing

We had this thread yesterday.

And yes we are the worst.

>but in all seriousness a lot of Australians have made great and genuinely curious travellers.
:^)

an essential part of developing a powerful voice is to feed it

Nah, you're good in my book

Worst- Americans

Best-Americans

They're a mixed bunch to be honest

>Walk around naked
How do I work as a tourism guy in Croatia?

First of all, there are in fact very decent American tourists. They are usually the ones interested in history and other languages. The bad ones are those who believe that Europe is a theme park, basically a big Disneyland
Stereo-types concerning the bad ones:
>they are very impatient
>they expect everyone to know English (even in small villlages)
>they try to pay in dollars and get offended when you dont accept it (happened more than 5 times in my area)
>they always talk about WWII, always
if they dont get all the attention they get butthurt

>kermit voices
Do americans sound like that?

Worst
Americunts, Italians

Best
Scanibros, Dutch, Belgians, Swiss

>german expects anyone to learn his irrelevant language

@78485689
come on, you can do better

i saw a group of tourists once
think they took the wrong exit

Going to someone else's country and expecting them to speak English without even having the manners to learn a few words of the countries language is cuntish

I dislike tourists, but here goes:

Worst:
French
German (older ones)
Chinese
Indians

Not that bad:
German (younger ones)
Scandis
Czech
Polaks

Kinda mixed with brits and americans, since I've experienced both horrible and awesome of these. Gangs of brit males out partying in other countries is the worst subhumans I've ever encountered.

>they try to pay in dollars and get offended when you dont accept it (happened more than 5 times in my area)

This. They allways go buttmad when denied their God given right to use dollars, or get shit exchange value for it.

Down into the gas chamber?

The vast majority of touists , I've met here were busines travelers in hotels(mainly hotel bars) as I lived almost exclusivly in hotels for 5 years. The Bong's, Germans, Candians and the Aussie's were the best overall...the language thing made it easier I'm sure. The Bongs must be on their best behavior over here because they were incredibly well mannered and likable. Maybe the difference was that these were Business trips and they were better behaved then some of the drunken nightmare stories Euro's tell us about them.

Best: Germans
Worst: Russians

pssht

Worst: Brits and Chinese

From my own experience so far
>Worst:
Chinese
Americans
Russians
Arabs

>Best:
Japanese
French

>Be tourist
>Visit Kraków, Poland
>In March, around easter time (12*C)
>Go to the castle, hang around to wait for my friends
>Try to guess nationality on the other tourists
It was really easy to spot out fellow Scandis.
A little bit introvert, backpacks, and a mildly bewildered look on their faces. Also when the sun came forth they started to sweat and took their jackets off.
>A busload of spainards suddenly walked past, with winter jackets, wool caps and mittens, like a flock of penguins, still shivering
Also they didn't speak to each other, they fucking shouted.

Also spotted some Germans trying to get a polak to answer in german, even though he didn't knew a word

were the questions about ammunition?

but why

I have to add one I utterly hate:
""Fellow"" norwegian cabin tourists from the bigger cities. Fucking elitist pricks plowing in in their leased SUVs thinking they own and can buy everything.

This is common in America as well...city folk on a trip to a lodge or cabin type resort treat the "townies" like servants.

Spaniards have a strong attitude but we're not bad people at heart

I've hang around with spanish exchange students at home, pretty cool guys.

>They allways go buttmad when denied their God given right to use dollars
Why do amerifags do this?

>ywn live in norway
feels bad man

>tfw been on a lads' holiday to multiple countries
>tfw pissed off so many locals

A German nailed it yestearday:

1. Orthodox Israelis
2. British chavs
3. Mainland Chinese
4. Upper class Russians
5. Feral Australians.

I am adding:
6. French backpackers.

And:
Best: 25-40 years old
60-80 years old
Worst: The rest

This list is perfect tbqhwyf.

I also add
7. Self-centered Americans.

No offence.

>Worst
Chink

>Best
Other countries

UPDATING


1. Orthodox Israelis
2. British chavs
3. Upper class Chinese
4. Upper class Russians
5. Feral Australians.
6. Self-centered Americans
7. French backpackers.
8. Middle class Turkish.

16-25 years old.
40-55 years old.

>no germans
wew

In the tavern I worked, Germans were generally ok.
Austrians give me shivers though, there is something unhuman in them.

Brits are worst. We're a benchmark for worst.

Not anymore.
New challengers appeared.

1. Orthodox Israelis
2. British chavs
3. Upper class Chinese
4. Upper class Russians
5. Feral Australians.
6. Self-centered Americans
7. French backpackers.
8. Middle class Turkish.
9.Greek-Cypriot family groups.

16-25 years old.
40-55 years old.

>Austrians give me shivers though, there is something unhuman in them.
True. They are our scary cousins

true. weird as fuck

1. Ukranians
2. Saudis or British

how come swiss germans are the friendliest people but Austrians are weird and subhuman?

Answer to last post of Finland user regarding Slovenia:

Sorry to tell you that, but you have to try hard in order not getting what you want without speaking Slovenian.

In Maribor when I could not make me understand with my shitty slovene, I resorted to german and lots of people spoke german.

In Ljubljana everyone I met spoke decent english, the only guy that didn't was a guy guarding the parking at Kino Šiška. The parking card was unable to be read by the automat, and with only "Stroj ne deluje" and "A govorijo angleško pri telefonu?" I get every info I wanted and the guy was super helpful, seeing I was struggling with the language.

In Koper and Piran mostly everybody and their dog speaks Italian as well.

Long story short, I think you can get anything done in Slovenia without Slovenian.

UPDATING WORST TOURIST LIST!
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1. Orthodox Israelis
2. British chavs
3. Upper class Chinese
4. Upper class Russians
5. Feral Australians.
6. Self-centered Americans
7. French backpackers.
8. Middle class Turkish.
9.Greek-Cypriot family groups.
10. Arab Moguls

Honorary mention:
Creepy Austrians

16-25 years old.
40-55 years old.

Best: older americans, japanese, canadians

Worst: russians, chinese, brits, italians, spanish, young americans

Tourists go home
Refugees welcome

t. Barcelona

Fil incorrecte.

any stories about austrians?
never heard about that stereotype before

That is their game.

>3. Upper class Chinese
>4. Upper class Russians
>Upper class

This isnt the UK m80. It's called nouveau riche, always used pejoratively.

Best - Latin people (enthuasiastic, fun, lively)

worst - Chinese (no comments)

Spoko bracie.

1. Orthodox Israelis
2. British chavs
3. Nouveaux rich Chinese
4. Nouveaux rich Russians
5. Feral Australians.
6. Self-centered Americans
7. French backpackers.
8. Middle class Turkish.
9.Greek-Cypriot family groups.
10. Arab Moguls

Honorary mention:
Creepy Austrians

16-25 years old.
40-55 years old.

Actually Indians are objectively the worst tourists in the world, even worse than the Chinese, but fortunately you don't see them much outside of India.

>always used pejoratively.
Thats pretty retarded

Scratch that, they're bad, but there's nothing worse than the Chinese by a longshot

Nouveau riche americans and nouveau riche Russians are basically polar opposites m8

Nouveaux rich Russaks think they can buy your soul with their blood money.

>be near raekoja plats
>guy dressed in costume tries to give flyer to passing Chinese girl
>she giggles uncomfortably, then literally runs away

Was pretty amusing, not gonna lie.

>Bong's
>Aussie's

stop

Their blood money is worth shit in Europe these days

Yeah, I just have flashbacks.

Japanese Tourists:
>Polite, friendly, curious, well-mannered, civil.

Chinese Tourists:
>Rude, blunt, generally unpleasant, obnoxious.

>in nz on tour
>it's me, my family, and 2 middle aged (50 year old) aussie couples
>aussies literally bant the kiwi tour guide (his name was Nigel) the entire time
>Nigel was super fucking boring and literally spent like an hour talking about sheep and honey
>we drive into a fog and the kiwi literally drones on for 5 minutes that this is an inverted cloud we're in
>windows start fogging up on the bus
>"hey Nigel, it appears that the inverted cloud has entered the bus"
>aussie writes "S.O.S." on the foggy window his finger
Thats the example I remember the best, but it was literally the aussies banting the fuck out of the guy for a few hours. Nigel seemed rather shaken by the end

Best:
Spanish
Dutch
Estonians
Worst:
French (but only because my town is run over with them due to proximity to the border)
Chinks/Japs, I don't really differentiate
Brits of course
Honourable mention:
Americans, obnoxious, but many are so ignorant/stupid that it's funny

>muh brits are bad tourists meme
just admit your jealous that you never went logging in shagaluf with the lads

You're still thinking about 90s nouveux riche from Russia. Most people arent like that anymore.

don't remind me

>French (but only because my town is run over with them due to proximity to the border)
Y-yeah eheh excuse our rudeness, when we install fortifications we tend to get annoyed
Fortifications ? I just meant picnic areas of course eheh

We live here, we dont know these stuff from the internet.

Young Brits especially women .

>Random Brit fucking a fire hydrant
>Pukes and pisses at the same time
>Sucking her laughing gas out of a spongbob balloon .
Classic

Why is that so ?
Is it because we are loud ?

Worst tourists are those that eat at fast food places.

Για ποιους λες;

Im Georgian so yes I do know

Jesus is this seriously how the world perceives us? I fucking hate drawing attention to myself. I promise if I visit any of your cunts that I will do it quietly. I just want to see the things and eat the things.

Worst: lower and working class brits
Best: Middle class americans.

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