ITT : good guys of history

ITT : good guys of history

>always allied with ottomans
skip

only once

french subhumans are evil
people just forgot about them because germans took over france in 10 seconds

>it's another frenchman sucking his own cock
just cease it already

Germany ww1

Germany WW2

This, they were just trying to help Austria-Hungary who had their leader murdered

hi :D

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You just know when a Frog posts something like this he really believes it

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True

Can we agree these countries were/are villains?

-Nazi Germany
-Soviet Russia
-North Korea
-Saudi Arabia

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Hello leftypol

Don't forget The British Empire and the US

*saves europe*

>vilifying a country which literally has a sickle and hammer on the flag is somehow leftist

I simply can't wrap my head around the mental gymnastics you people do.

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this and excluding soviet russia

wasn't france allied with Germany during WW2, and helped to kill Jews?

We're also the only one backstabbing them.

From what?

The cath*lic menace.

There's no such thing as a good country or a bad country
If you're strong, you invade
If you're weak, you get invaded

uh good job I guess?

that's what an evil country would say

fake news

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Its actually legit I heard. This is fake news though

delet

but where is the proof?

Just google it I imagine

that is fake too

Yeah it is actually. Still funny.

Dunno what I'm doing. Tell me some cool history

Germany aka the leader of the free world

we dindu nuffin

British- Main villain of the American Revolutionary War

German- Main Villain of WW1 and WW2

Russia- Main villain of the Cold War.

>what is NatSoc
>what is intervention in 17th century
>what is polonization
>what is concentration camps after revolution

>Tell me some cool history
Okay. In 1670s the Swedish military tried to tame moose to use as cavalry. They were unfortunately too intelligent to ride into battlefields.

That's awesome. Why don't you export moose and reindeer meat? I'd eat it

Heard the Danes did the same

Doesn't Ikea have like a moose meat lasagna?
Can you imagine two mooseback cavalry groups charging at eachother? If only.

idk man. Don't think we've got a ikea in tassie actually. Think I saw one in sydney though

Its yummy?

France obviously

Europe was better off under our leadership

>Don't think we've got a ikea in tassie actually.
How do you survive without cheap furniture?
>Its yummy?
Yeah I had it a few years ago when I was in the far north. I wanna try it again.

I've got to say France.

These.

Japan

Fucking R A D I C A L
Imagine the shock of their horns

literally this

Good guys:
Poland, France, Bohemia, Italy, Norway, Finland, Ireland

Bad guys:
Turkey, England, Germany, Russia, Austria, Japan

kek

>tfw you realise anglos might actually be one of the bad guys of history

denmark. shame most of their territory got stolen by normans, swedes, germans and mongols.

How was Denmark good? Terrible overlords and brought Serfdom to Scandinavia for no fucking reason

>might be
They are.
Anglos and Jews ruined this world.

>mfw

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>hand cutting psychopaths

NO

British lies

we were protecting them against ferocious raiding Arab slave traders

Where's the lie tho

>flag
Also Mongolia

No longer want you to come to London desu

> History doesn't have good guy...

Name one reason France should be seen as a "good guy of history"

>only act as self defense
>only join wars to end them
>knowing for being merciful towards enemies in WWII.

>soviet russia
no

We tried the same with caribou

they should cast this guy as goebbels in a movie

Pay reparations

Tell me I am wrong .

Prove me wrong ***

I wouldn't but I'm a massive Hellenophile t b h

Scotland is Europe's good guy

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Moose is mostly hunted by individual land owners and by people invited by companies to keep down the moose population which means very few people shoot enough of them to justify not keeping the meat for themselves. What little is sold is mostly bought on small scale by restaurants.

I really have no idea why raindeer is so hard to find in shops though since they are more or less farmed. I guess you'd have to find a Sami to answer that.

this

>always

The cunts invaded Gaul

More efficient than the anti masturbation cross

We taught people how to kiss

*Blocks your path*

>Fought alongside protestant shits during the 30 years war

Fuck off traitorous scum

nothing personnel

Not forgot filty Albion please

stay mad

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