/NFL/ General: Root beer floats edition

CAR:Cam doesn't look healthy, tosses three picks
NYJ:Matt Forte (toe) is questionable to return
LAC:Melvin Gordon (knee) active for Week 3
GB:Randall Cobb inactive, Jordy Nelson is active
TEN:DeMarco Murray (hamstring) active for Week 3
SEA:Jimmy Graham officially active vs. Titans
CAR:Kelvin Benjamin officially done for the day
PHI:Eagles RB Sproles (wrist) is done for the day
CAR:Kelvin Benjamin questionable with knee issue
IND:Kamar Aiken out for game after concussion
JAC:Marcedes Lewis scores three TDs in London
JAC:Blake Bortles throws four TDs in London

1st for kneeling

>Broncos
>Pats

>busc

gotta stream anyone?

what is going through his mind

Bow to your god...
Godgers

who 2-1 here?

Is Jalen Ramsey a top 5 cornerback now?

>3 picks against the 32nd ranked defense
How is THIS bad?

Seriously why are the announcers sucking Deshaun Watson's dick so much??

2-1 after facing the Buffalo Refs!

DOWN GOES DENVER DOWN GOES DENVER DOWN GOES DENVER kek

>BRNCS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

JUST

A&W Root Beer is probably the only thing more disgusting than todays game

>Dolphins

Did you not see the play where he broke like 14 tackles...?

Fuck you say?

C'MON TOXINS

half of Sup Forums dead?

Bang's is the only good root beer

Seems more like the Pats not being able to tackle than him being a good QB. Have you seen some of his shit tier passes?

too busy kneeling

Busy kneeling.

Ahahaha yeah one trap game is really a big deal isn't it? Denver's pass defense is STILL ELITE. Denver's run defense is STILL ELITE. Siemian is still a rising star. We still have statistically the best rushing offense in the NFL. We will still make the playoffs EASILY and probably have a #1 or #2 seed when we do it.

>come into game gutted with injuries
>lose to backup QB
>lose even more players including Lavonte David

>no bye week

So...how bout them lightning boys

FUCKING TEXANS, YOU HAD ONE JOB

It's Barq's

s-sorry

FUCK

I hate the pats

Hate to say it but

TOM FUCKING BRADY

Tom Brady truly is the greatest of all time

>TOXINS

Week 2 of 16

The train has derailed and the conductor has shot himself

We are all very tired

Tom Brady = GOAT

Why didn't the toxins go for it on the last 4th and1?

come on refball the toxins a win over the pats. the nfl needs it

where is based Romo? There's two CBS games up next, anybody know which one he's calling?

lel

>People still doubt us

>doubting Brady
>literally ever

pats were exposed today

the OFF GAME AGAINST KC meme is now officially ded

matt patricia is a meme

>broncucks play their first game of the season outside of their rigged stadium
>get exposed against the fucking bills

Should be 1-2 desu. On that note, who scheduled two home games to start the season off?

Because Bill O'Buttchin has a gaping vageenis

I expected us to compete for the wildcard and now it looks like we're getting a top 5 pick

Good news is this is supposed to be the best year for QBs since Elway and Marino

*kneels disrespectfully towards you*

FLAGBOWL

Not on Matt Patricia they still played great against the Saints they only scored 20 due to a garbage time TD with the game long over

They need pass rushers and Hightower back healthy

wow the vikings won

kek Watson is a retard

oh shit cleveland lost

>all these shit teams winning now that Darnold and Rosen look like shit

DAMN YOU TOXINS
>almost letting Gronk pick it off

That would've been a great day for Watson. Oh well.

STEELERS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE TEXANS CALLED TIMEOUT

WHY DID THEY LET 10 SECONDS RUN OFF?????

FUCKING REFBALL

We may be complete shit but at least my Bengals didn't kneel

In honor of what just transpired.

>tfw no wildcard
>tfw no competent QB

why can't they beat him?

Actually the Pats pass rush was good this game, Watson was just one slippery son of a bitch.

>going for a field goal with a 4th and 1 when your QB is incredibly hot
>implying tom brady won't score a touchdown with 2 minutes on the clock

losing play of the game. Should have just let Deshawn get that extra yard and drain more clock. Letting Brady get the ball back with less than a 10 point lead is beyond retarded

>Jordan Howard
>Tarik Cohen

Officially my favorite running back duo

>forget to call a timeout
>r-refball guys it's not our fault
...

>Shitsburg Kneelers

BTFO

>Head coach and QB call a timeout

>refs ignore it and let 10 seconds go off the play clock

>Patriots refball wins again

now that's surprising

>Loins

Both are pretty good
They are going to get run into the ground and worn down quickly though.
Glennon cant throw and no WRs to catch

What's the game to watch right now? Dallas doesn't play till tomorrow.

reroll

Giants and Eagles might go into overtime

Packers shitting the bed

Packers fucking dismantling the Bengals should be fun to watch
Fuck the bengals

>5 tds
>last minute winning drive

How does Brady keeps doing it? Isnt he like 40?

>literally watch watson call a timeout on the stream
>clock continues to run
>he calls for timeout again
>refs finally give it to him when they can't pretend not to notice anymore
pats fan here but that was funny as fuck. get fucked houston

>the good guys lost

CHorgers vs Chefs for that meme-off

>gnats
>Odell Beckham babby exposed

Oh god my fucking sides

that was pretty bad, Toxins should've had at least 9 seconds left. Doesn't excuse the fact that Watson is a moron for not calling a time out immediately

ONLY THE LOINS

Isn't he the first QB to have back to back 4+ Td games???? AT FUCKING 40?? GOOD JOB QUEEFS YOU FUCKING RETARDED NIGGERS.

You just fucked everyone else in the NFL week 1.... Hope that W was that important...

Fuck the NFL, I'm done watching it. That is literally the 4th game the refs have stolen from the Lions. Fuck this shit

Well, nevermind

>CBS starts airing the Chiefs/Chorgers game
>Suddenly switchs to the fucking Packers/Bengals

Fuck you CBS I wanted to see based Smeth

what happen?

Why can't Bill-O can call a timeout immediately?

>Lions get fucked by the refs again episode
I'm a Vikings fan and I'm pissed

>Giants
>0-3
>Jets
>1-2

>SAY MY NAME

guys i missed it what did the seahawks do during the anthem?

>best week of the season coincides with all this drama and shit

>longest FG made in 16 years at the Eagles home field

>Gints

That's what I would have done with a rookie QB

FUCK THE REFS THEY STOLE ANOTHER GAME REEEEEEE

Chefs vs Chorgers to see who blows it at the end

Holy shit these Pats-Texans, Bears,-Steelers and Giants-Eagles finishes

My fucking heart

chorgers for sure

>Falcons couldn't contain the fucking LIONS and had to be bailed out by the refs