Why are Americans so slow to adapt to the futuristic techno beats of Europe and the UK?

Why are Americans so slow to adapt to the futuristic techno beats of Europe and the UK?

because ur all slags lmao

>1910: america inventes electronic music
>lets euro peons and faggots have it
>goes back to making rock, the genre of god

europe sucks at techno

What does Lee Harvey Oswald have to do with music

that's the guy from malcom in midle

damn reese witherspoon looks like THAT?

No, that's the guy that killed Kennedy

what? he doesn't look like a jew to me

>techno
>a genre Americans invented
Been there done that bruv, we've already moved on.

how about now

Ben UFO?

More like Ben SOY.

What's really sad is that Harry Potter remains one of the dullest musicians in the history of music. Seriously each song following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the albums’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
>"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>futuristic techno beats
you mean the ones from Detroit?

DJ Radcliffe

lmao

Here's my advice to all you Americans

Sell all your guitars and rock albums
Buy synths and drum machines
Get a DAW and start making beats
Learn to DJ
Make a soundcloud
Go clubbing in Europe
Browse /bleep/
Stop worshiping Aphex Twin, Autechre, Burial and basic Sup Forumscore "electronic" artists
Start listening to real club music
Learn about club culture and club music history
Stop spoonfeeding newcomers
Bookmark Resident Advisor, Discogs, /bleep/

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Shit's gay as fuck.

Daily reminder that lenscucks are quite literally subhuman and incapable of making quality music

you mean the ones America invented and Brits tried to sell back like always?