Recommend me some 80s actionkino to watch while drinking. Pic related is the best I've seen so far

Recommend me some 80s actionkino to watch while drinking. Pic related is the best I've seen so far.

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Commando
Judge Dredd
Predator (1 and 2, disregard remake)
Rambo: First Blood

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is cobra fun or am I being memed on

I FIGHT TO SURVIVE
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It's fucking rad. It is the most ridiculous film ever.

Jackie Chan's movies from the 80s.

very comfy choice friendo
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Anything with Arnold

Last Boy Scout

Fuck ur decade

The Killer and A Better Tomorrow are pure actionkino.
There's Hard Boiled too, but that came out in '92.

only watched the killer which blew me away, I'll watch the other 2

Tango and Cash

>Did you use excessive force?
>I used everything I had.

Worst stallone-flick

Is Commando the definitive 80's movie?

>fucking jacked famous hero man (Arnie)
>forgettable plot that only serves as an excuse for the hero to go from point A to point B killing as many vaguely non-American henchmen as possible
>love interest out of nowhere
>one liners out the ass, but aren't there to be ironic or a wink/nod to something else
>easy to hate villain
>hero only struggle to win with the main villain
>happy ending

I like cheesy 80s action, but didn't really care for Cobra.

It also has the best movie shot of all time.

Commando is such a great movie -- and not in that ironic "DUDE, IT'S SO CHEESY!" way.

This. It's a properly solid action movie. Just the way it should be.

this

I wish more films like Commando were still being made, but they always end up with that "LOL IT'S CHEESY LIKE THE 80'S GET IT??" shit like Kung Fury.

I did actually enjoy Kung Fury though

I dunno if anyone else considers the comparison appropriate but I think Crank 2 is a lot like Commando, it's just that its aesthetic adheres to a different decade.

Well what I mean by the comparison are "80's" films made nowadays by people who don't understand what made 80's action movies what they are. I think you're right about Crank though.

How about Romancing the Stone?

More of an adventure movie.

"Let off some steam, Bennett" is the greatest action movie one-liner of all time, and this is coming from a movie stacked with top tier one-liners.

Conan the Barbarian and Commando are the kings of drunken 80s action movies.

Other respectable mentions:
Bloodsport
Roadhouse
Above the Law
Robocop
Lone Wolf Mcquade

What are the most essential Chuck Norris films?

I remember the one with Lee Marvin being good

>Above the Law

Didn't really like this tbqh.

Essential
>The Delta Force
>Lone Wolf Mcquade
>Code of Silence
>Missing in Action

Chuck Norris is the villain movies
>Yellow Faced Tiger
>Way of the Dragon

"What the fuck are you doing Chuck?" movies
>Sidekicks
>Top Dog

All worth a watch

Not sure if Out for Justice or Marked for Death are 80s (they both feel 80s, anyway) but they're the best Seagal movies

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Dont know if it was posted but this is based as fuck.

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Die Hard

JCVD classics:

Bloodsport
Death Warrant
Cyborg
Lionheart
Kickboxer

Asian/Ninja sensation of the 80s:

Revenge of the Ninja
American Ninja
Pray for Death
Ninja III: The Domination
Enter the Ninja

Double Team is ridonculous

Are there any more "racy" fun action romps out there?

I mean, the only thing better than a ridiculous 80s action movie is a a ridiculous 80s movie with lots of tits and bush.

I hope you mean the recent Judge Dredd.

Conan the Barbarian
Conan the Destroyer
Red Sonja
Sword and the Sorcerer
The Beast master

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That one is called Dredd.

Also, fuck you. It's great.

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Naked Fist/Firecracker is a classic. It's not overflowing with tits but it's one to watch.

A little later (1993), but try Demolition Man.

>disliking Stallone dredd

In fact, if you've never heard the name Cirio H. Santiago before, google that bastard.

He's made bad movies, terrible movies and downright abominations but there are some absolute classics in there. He basically invented the 'erotic' action movie.

I'll check it out.

But I didn't exactly mean sexplotation stuff. Just sort of ordinary action with some tit shots in it.

No Retreat No Surrender

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The Last Dragon

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Even though it came out in 1992, it had that same terminator feel to it

>Just sort of ordinary action with some tit shots in it

That's basically half of the stuff he directed in the 80s. There's an element of exploitation sleaze but it's mostly just action movies with tits.

Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins
Death Wish

Oh. Neat.

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What a puny plan

Come on now.

Escape From New York and Big Trouble in Little China

Escape from LA is literally what liberals think Trump's America is going to be.

John Wick being the exception