Give me 20 minutes

>Give me 20 minutes
>You've got 10

>give me 10 minutes
>you've got 20

>give me 5 minutes
>you are already 4 hours late

>give me this and that
>when do you need it?
>ten minutes ago

>GIMME A HUG MAN

>Stop raping me to death
>"You're already dead"

>When were you going to do that sick fantasy of yours, anyway?
>I did it thirty-five minutes ago.

>i need at least 10 billion eternities
>you have until yesterday

>It's true. I did it.
>When were you going to tell me this?

>"Gimme a second"
>"You've got third"

>I need only 5 more minutes
>I like spaghetti

Just now you fucking retard

Is this a real cliche or did I just make it up? It sounds familiar but I can't recall any examples

>Main character learns that mythological creatures are real
>but one creature isn't real (eg loch ness monster) and when he brings it up they laugh at him like it's a ridiculous idea.

Twink hacking expert: I need 5 minutes
Sexy Daddy General: You've got 10 ;P

Yeah it's real but I just can't name it.

dumb frogposters

>i need 5 minutes
>fuck my asshole

So stupid I actually laughed.

>Give me your son or I'll set off the bomb
>He is my wife's son actually

I think Star Trek TOS did it a few times.

No more dubs, Will.

arbitrary skepticism

>Give me 10 minutes
>You have 4 months

>i need $5000 for this to work
>you've got ten, what else?
>...new car?

>*Keyboard sounds*
>I couldn't hack into the system looks like that's it guys.

Arrival?

>five minutes?
>i don't have five fucking minutes, denny!

HAHA I READ THAT IN LIKE MIDDLE SCHOOL FUNNY STUFF

>I did promise that for one hour, I'd tell you only the truth
>For the past seventeen minutes, I've been lying my head off

>You're a big guy
>for you

This cliche started with Star Trek: TOS, right?

I like how they gave a good explanation for it later in an episode of TNG.

This happens to me irl

I'm a software developer and when I quote how many hours something will take I have to pad it in case I run into something.

>200 hours!
>it takes 120 hours

It's a quote from F for Fake

>gimme another shot
>alright

>man meets woman
>"so I'll see you around 8?"

Dumb frogposter

OP here, was watching it when I made the thread haha

pls no bully pepe posters

>keep up The Good Work
>how did you know I call him that *smirk*

>I'll pick you up
>doesn't give a time or location

...

>I'll pick you up at 8
>doesn't bother to ask if the other person already has plans

YOU OWE ME

Oh ok

>you look like shit
>thanks

>in english please

Dumb dumb frogposter poster

Dumb dumd dumb frogposter poster poster

HA

>you've 5 minutes
>scientist proceed to explain wormholes folding a paper in half

Most of the tropes always quoted here derived from Indiana Jones.

>Pick you up at 8?
>Actually I've got a lot of stuff to do, we'll work something out later.

>Check the thing
>i already checked it
>did u double check it?
>i triple checked it
>...
>check it again

>*Checks thing*

>omg its different now!

>call me
>I don't have your number
>I know

Did this happen in Percy Jackson?

That's what I was thinking too.

Harry Potter as well iirc

>give me a safeword
>you get this ballgag

>Villain with ulterior motives
>name him Ultron

>substance that is difficult to obtain
>name it unobtanium

Posting le funny green frog in 2017 is literally like licking the mold of an aged milk

I'll stop posting frogs when people stop saying "JUST" and "cuck".

So fucking stupid but i laughed still

Cuck

It has happened IRL before, in an actual military scenario.

cuck

You have to do that with women. Otherwise they just take their time.

>record scratch
>freeze frame
>"Soooooo, yeah, I bet right now you're probably wondering how I got here, huh?"
>footage rewinds through entire movie like a VHS tape
>stops at a crying bloody fetus covered in various muddy fluids being lifted up and accidentally dropped by some doctors
>it ain't me starts playing

Holy shit I didn't see that response coming at all! Stop being so unpredictable and epic!

>we need 30 days to build a rocket
>I'll give you 20
>it blows up

>I want everything you got on this guy. I want to know what he eats for breakfast. I want to know the name of his high school crush. If this guy so much as takes a shit, I wanna know about it. I need all this and I need it YESTERDAY hadurpy boopa DURPA DURP! NOW GET TO WORK BALOOPA DOOPY DOOPA DOO

Aged milk is cheese. And it's delicious you americuck

Just

nice reddit tier faggot reply

Fuck

...

Why do they do that???

sauce

Pepe has never been more relevant fatso

I bet you don't even Praise Kek?

>Man has super powers
>name him Superman

Very obscure example but one is unicorns in Mr gum and the cherry tree, but that is a book.

>Get me that report
>When do you need it?
>10 minutes ago

Did you ever think as a child that someday your entire life would be saying random nonsense on the Internet?

>shitting on true works from this very board
>thinking outsider normies misusing a meme makes it theirs
>not appreciating 4chanese culture
Kys yourself

No I thought I'd be an astronaut but this ain't bad either

No
Did Trump ever think as a child that someday his entire life would be saying random nonsense on television?

Why does poo poo pee pee exist?

Watch it bullies

it was the first attempts to reclaim pepe from the normies before transisioning to nazi-pepes

Because it's funny?

Absolute Kino.

>I love you
>Thanks

Underrated

This was already posted.

I don't recall this is Evangelion.

nigger

>So you're saying they sent some kinda James Cameron's The Terminator back in time to kill me?

And this is supposed to be an action/sci-fi classic?

I chuckled in actuality

>le
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