Did you know the average amount of time the ball is in play on the field during an NFL game is about 11 minutes?
In other words, if you tally up everything that happens between the time the ball is snapped and the play is whistled dead by the officials, there's barely enough time to prepare a hard-boiled egg. In fact, the average telecast devotes 56% more time to showing replays.
So what do the networks do with the other 174 minutes in a typical broadcast? Not surprisingly, commercials take up about an hour. As many as 75 minutes, or about 60% of the total air time, excluding commercials, is spent on shots of players huddling, standing at the line of scrimmage or just generally milling about between snaps.
Jaxson Smith
>tf >tp CHI
Camden Sanchez
why is halper such a qt
Caleb Martin
>play for 11 minutes >still manage to score several times each game Divegrass BTFO
Landon Nelson
>I consume a steaming pile of feces for an uninterrupted 60 min period >So much better than your 11 min steak dinner >Haha checkmate amerilards
Consider a strong rope
Ian Barnes
CHI
Andrew Parker
>at least 3 minutes of real time is spent discussing the anthem shenanigans and during its playing >your 11 minute meal comes with a lecture from a millionaire dindu I'd rather go hungry
Chase Powell
How fat do you have to be that when you need to come up with an argument the first thing that you think of is food?
Michael Robinson
NHL is AAA Kobe. NFL is McDouble patty. Euro football is a good sport but ruined by ((them)).
Jose Smith
Our supermarkets actually have groceries so we can devote our time and effort to making witty analogies
Jaxson Diaz
Consuming a product is often equated with eating something you dumb spic
Evan White
/nfl, /box/, /nba/ = Home cooked meals Other sports = Microwave meals
Austin Sullivan
Without a mirror, it is impossible to see your own upper lip
Tyler Howard
>tfw can't cook for shit so i only eat hotpockets, pizza and chinese takeout
Julian Baker
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Nathaniel Smith
bantz Fatties
Nicholas Wood
Please delete this.
David Hall
cucked faggot
Zachary Robinson
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Christopher Butler
Don't you have some foreigners to suck up to on the internet to feel cool? Stupid bitch
Daniel Scott
How much of the 11 minutes consists of some black people kneeling?
Parker Parker
fat turds btfo
Oliver Brown
NFL is closer to chess or a protracted battle with multiple charges.
Association is closer to watching packs of animals spar for position.
