Yuropoors can't afford an eclipse

>Yuropoors can't afford an eclipse

kek

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Day of the rake soon, leaf.

I feel like i'm gonna fuck up and forget that it can blind you. And then i'll go blind...

is canada even rich?

It's a sign of the end times for us

Can I trust eclipse glasses? I hear some of them are approved by NASA but I'd rather not go blind

they are dark as hell
I can't see anything except the sun if i have them on

Huh? Sorry can't hear you over my 24/7 sunlight.

I already saw a total solar eclipse in 1999, my dude.

Only 90's yuropoor kids remember that.

Could be but nobody really knows

I hope that's a good thing. I'd be worried if they offered as much light as 3d glasses.

there's a ton of fake glasses going around, apparently.

You wont really need them if you're under the path of totality, just make sure to look away once the sun starts peeking through the moon's mountains

How was it Alfo?

>peeking through the moon's mountains
What the fuck does that mean

YAY I CAN SEE THE SUN GET BLACKED!

I heard this as well. Unfortunately I'm too south of the totality. Another thing is I don't know how to tell fake and real ones apart. There's a 7 eleven near my house that is selling some but I don't know if I should go for it.

Do you not realize what a solar eclipse is?

You started as a cool poster but you're getting annoying

canada will get a piece of the next one in 2024.
>kentucky is god's chosen land

no

Wish I still had a solar filter for the telescope.
They are so much cooler with a telescope.

I accidentally took the solar filter I had off the eyepiece to do some terrestrial viewing before moving the telescope away from the sun once and there was instant smoke coming out of the eyepiece.

the sun will be eclipsed by the earth. we won't be able to see it for 2 mins.

It was alright, I was a dumb 9 year old kid so I didn't fully appreciate it. It's over pretty fast so make sure you're paying attention.

Kinda wish I could go back. I was just happy playing with sticks and climbing trees, I didn't need any happenings and astronomical events to be happy.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baily's_beads

It's the moon passing in front of the sun.

I know that feel Hermano

or any other big planet such as jupiter

Back the fuck off okay?

>eclipsed by the earth

So do I need those special glasses if I'm not under the direct path?

yeah. Or you could make a pinhole projector with a cereal box

>the sun hates Americans so much, it hides behind the moon

No

shit you are depressing an already depressed me even more. i shitpost to cope.

>civil war 2 will start in Kentucky 2024

Where can I buy them?

>even the moon in America is so fat it blocks the sun

Yes.
In the direct path it's dangerous too because if you look slightly too soon or too long the sun's rays come suddenly blasting into your retina.
If it damages your eyes you usually don't realize until the next day.

probably too late. you could get them for free at your local library.

youtube.com/watch?v=fymWQ563CSo

I know what will cheer you up senpai. Grab some cans of Pringles and have some fun watching the sun get blacked.

there's probably some places where you could get them for free. Unis, libraries etc.

for me I'm going to the science centre, they offer on a first come first serve basis though

>culichis of all people get their own eclipse
That's not fair

>euroturds stuck in permanent overcast because the sun hates them all year long

Hell of a lot more than you.

>GDP is measured in billions

lol

People are selling fakes.

Only buy your solar glasses from a trusted institute. Look for a university, science center or observatory that is giving them out.

>Americans will tip the sun for the eclipse by sending a rocket full of paper money into it

fucking americans, I swear

>euros are so poor they can't afford to do whatever the fuck with their money and blow it on a billion dollar rocket just to appease the sun

>I'll basically be in the path of totality for that one

YES. Only 7 more years and I get to experience a real eclipse.

You're welcome.

We already had a total eclipse in 1999, so shut up Yankee

It makes me wonder: Why do you need to stare directly at it, anyways? Just look around, it's fucking dark. That's all that matters.

Agreed. That's the cool part, that it looks like night.

Day of the floods when?

Neat, I think I'll do this. Pretty much have all of the stuff at home anyways

soon

>forecast has monday as partly cloudy

An eclipse is so fucking boring, there's really nothing to see. It happens very fucking day, at least you get different colors at dusk and dawn because of the atmosphere at the horiozn.