/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends

Forrest edition

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now THAT is a good illustration
shit son
who's the artist?

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Texas
Yes

good edition

evening /dixie/

Evening, how's it going?

excellent senpai

just got home

bout to take a beer into the shower

Nice, making a drink rn myself

Enjoy

yee

WHY DID THEY HAVE TO CUT OFF MY FORESKIN

Oy vey goyim, calm yourself, it's way more healthy than not having it cut.

death to america

Just absolutely blew the fuck out of some lily pads with my neighbor's AR15 y'all

good shit senpai

lilypads are commy sympathizers

also btfo'd em with our .410
seriously though, those things are like kudzu on Lake Conway, they're everywhere

Nothing more fun than clearing the forest for fresh growth by shooting down dead and dying pines tbqh

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>Posting the most overrated general of the Civil War
>Best known for burning empty houses

lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=Eyu3OIn5A00

>in the southern part of texas
>in the town of san antone
>there's a fortress all in ruins
>that the weeds have overgrown
>you may look in vain for crosses
>and youll never see a one
>but sometimes between the setting
>and the rising of the son
>you can hear a ghostly bugle
>as the men go marching
>you can hear them as they answer
>to that roll call in the sky

god bless the brave men who held the hordes of santa anna at bay

>giving it attention

Just wanted to throw it out there :^)

rip

>in the southern part of texas
>near the town of san antone
>like a statue on his pinto
>rides a cowboy all alone
>and he sees the cattle grazing
>where a century before
>santa annas guns were blazing
>and the cannons used to roar
>and his eyes turn sorta misty
>and his heart begins to glow
>and he takes his hat off slowly
>to the men of alamo
>to the thirteen days of glory
>at the siege of alamo

God bless

vocaroo your accent (please)

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>confederate monuments up north
doesn't even make a lick of sense

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Fixed my truck btw, lads

One was vandalized with a hammer and sickle in Kansas City, dunno why it was there

cheers lads

have some english birds

My mic ain't working right now, but I can supply this song about southern accents from a fellow North Floridian.

>thanking us with an 8/10 and a fat girl whose dress matches her fake tan

stingy

Well I feel like a fucking idiot.
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Sherman burned my great-great-great Grandfather's plantation down

Does anyone else in /dixie/ speak a second language? (In your case, Turks, it'd be a third language)
I rarely come across (non-Hispanics) born in America who speak a language other than English.
>German here

Yes, but I bet you can't guess which one.

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Nyorsk or Bokmal?

I speak Spanish somewhat, my mom tried teaching me German when I was younger but I never got into it, and my dad tried to teach whatever French he learned from his dad, but it was so little that I could form only basic sentences, so I never used.

Once I'm done with Spanish, I'll start to learn the other romance languages.

I use bokmål to write but speak a western dialect.

>Romance languages
Unless it's Romanian, it belongs in the trash.
Learn a language from any other Indo-European language branch.

Doesn't Norwegian lack conjugation completely?
Also I never could figure out the difference between Nyorsk and Bokmal

>tfw I pick up languages really well and could be a polyglot if I weren't a lazy fucking fag.

>Unless it's Romanian, it belongs in the trash.
Learn a language from any other Indo-European language branch.

Why ?

My favourite American general, second only to Washington in skill.

is that muslim propaganda or alt-left? Can't tell these days

Français and English.

>Doesn't Norwegian lack conjugation completely?
No, there is conjugation but I guess it might be less noticeable until you get properly into it.
I've heard it's one of the most confusing things to learn, I don't remember how it was learning it myself (parents were Texan-Norwegian and Norwegian so I grew up speaking Norwegian in my household and getting extra learning at school).
>Also I never could figure out the difference between Nyorsk and Bokmal
Basically, nynorsk is based on western dialects and bokmål is based on riksmål (which in turn is Norwegianized Danish) and resembles eastern dialects more.
Bokmål is more dominant so I just use it so everyone understands me.

What are your thoughts on Longstreet ?

Romance languages are nice if you work in landscaping or pretending you don't speak English.

Also for some reason I despise the sound of Spanish and French, and don't care for Italian.
Portuguese is a meme language so who cares.

>tfw German has a gorillion dialects and they are all STINKY.
at least most people speak Hochdeutsch

Quebecois?

Alt-leftists are too busy bearing the white man's burden to learn Arabic. I'm guessing Muslim propaganda.

r8 my new selfie buds

Beard/10

qt

At least the Bavarian ones sound funny :^)
Swiss-German best German
Sexy af

Yet another amazing general. I had the pleasure of going to Knoxville once and seeing some of his haunts and personal effects. Not to inflate southern egos, but the reality is tgat the south suffered from a surplus of talented officership and as a result brilliant leaders like Longstreet (who kept Antietam/Sharpsburg from becoming a total slaughter) and Forrest often go undeservably unrecognised.
The only reason I slightly prefer Forrest to Longstreet, is because the former was not a career soldier and the latter was. This is a peculiarity to Canadians as we suffer from a near terminal case of the militia mythos.

>Québecois

No, néo-brunswickois

>if you have no tits and wear a Confederate flag bikini top it becomes a Norwegian bikini top
shall be writing this down and putting it in my useful information file

Jesus Christ bubba

you sound like George Clooney's character in O Brother Where Art Thou

I "speak" German (meaning I can understand 90% of it but I can't actually form a coherent sentence very well).

costa ricas and thailands + vietnam?

i threw it on thick lel

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hmmmmmmmmmm

my voice is deeper

>8/10
u being ironic m8?

Je peux parler un peu de Francais.

do a vocaroo conway, I want to hear your voice

Was debating over learning German or French but I haven't had the time to start with them

I can form basic sentences in Spanish but other than asking my grandma what color her plate was there wasn't much use for it because we don't have many Mexicans here

>New Brunswick
ah a fisherman

I speak it better than I understand it t b h (eat least spoken)

HON

I'd suggest German, but I'm biased.

>learning the language of your ancestral oppressors
Neanderthal pride worldwide

no mic and my phone won't do vocaroo

Both of them have some excellent literature. Only problem is that Germans are all autists. I'd prefer to learn Russian but I can't be fucked with Cyrillic

umm, we're all Cro Magnons sweaty :)))

meh, the skinny one would be decent without that weirdass hairdo and that funky top she's got on

ugg zugg gugalug neanderthrug?

umm try again??

>conway's southern accent at 30 seconds
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>Russian
yeah have fun with that shit nibba
I would suggest one of the Yugoslav languages if you were interested in Russian, but not Cyrillic, but you may have difficulty finding resources.

Hello, I am your distant relative white man

Tiocfaidh ár lá

lel

It's more about the literature desu

Hello, my white friend

>Irish
>white
I'm onto you Iberian

evening hibernian

literally drinking guinness right now

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How are we all today?

Pipe down

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Don't stereotype me, I only fish 10 months of the year. I also harvest blueberries.

Cadien or ouiaboo?

*enslaves you*

nothing personnel kid

Doing alright. Gonna go to my grandparents' house tomorrow and watch the eclipse with them on Monday

How are you?

gay nerd

Wore my Easter Lily for the first time today, even though it's not remotely near Easter.
What county are ye from?

>For some reason, when I get very drunk, I have a tendency to call, message, and video message my Irish internet friends about Republicanism.

>ouiaboo
chuckle'd

You pipe down, no one is surprised that the Irish and treason with a dose of untenable governance go together like blight and starvation

Je suis ouiaboo

sounds exactly like that guy from Archer
pretty good accent to be desu

>being this butthurt about the Fenians

This is a comfy general for comfy people

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Agree/disagree?:

>Ted Kaczynski did nothing wrong
>Jews run the media and the federal government
>Ruby Ridge and Waco were gross abuses of federal power
>these are likely to be the end times we are presently living in

Eclipse on monday? is that an international thing? havent a clue. Bored as shite so i decided to pop into here, dunno why im still awake as ive to be up in 3 hours to move furniture.

Good lad, the wee county

Christ lad where does someone garner this much hatred for the Irish? Did a fenian bull your ma? Be civil you fucking dose

>autistic drunk calls
Interesting.

>is that an international thing?
I think it's from Kansas to the middle of the Atlantic but idk

>check yes to all of the above

This is the least comfy thread on this board.

Agree on all of course

Oi BBY

Ill get the coffin ship over my boy

pop on over to /jizz/ for some tfw no gf and animeposting then

While I am almost as bumblustered over the Fenian raids as I am bemused at their retardation, I am more bothered by republicanism (the ideology not US political party) as it is an affront to God and country. A life lived without God's crowned lieutenant is abominable.

Agree to all