So now that the EU is falling apart which European countries will go to war against each other first?

So now that the EU is falling apart which European countries will go to war against each other first?

Turkey vs Germany
oh no wait.. Turkey already owns Germany...

America owns both.

wrong goy

Turkey versus Greece ofcourse, both sides have been itching for it for a long time now.

Finland is going cleanse Sweden i guess. Then Russia will attack our back and cleanse us.

We will finally destroy belgium and france.

Removal of UK will finally bring in greater integration as they were the major party stalling every substantial attempts so far

They'll be begging to join again in 5 years anyway

Spain and UK over Gibraltar

Sweden is going to declare war against the entire EU and immediately surrender so they can be occupied
"b-be gentile Turkey-san"

It all depends on who the US pushes into war.

They did it in Ukraine. Who's next?

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everyone vs germany

> what a beautiful dream it is

>tfw now Britain and the rest of Europe has a true reason to bitchslap Germany
WE ARE COMING FOR YOU

Can't invade the willing senpai

Austria ruled Germany vs the rest as usual.

No Italy this time though.

Everyone vs Cuckmany FUCKING CUNT

>WAR OVER A ROCK OF MONKEYS
Nah, jew, we ain't like you

fuckin germans always have to fuck up the europe

They don't even have armies to go to war with.

It'll probably be
All the countries that Germany Jew'd vs Germany.

Meaning ALL of them.

I really don't think you're making it out of this one Kraut.

But look at the bright side you'll have turkey as an ally.

Might start outside of Europe, like between Russia and Turkey, Iran and Saudi-Arabia or India and China.

Yeah, but only because we tell them to.

When you're landlocked you have to come up with some hobbies. Our neighbors, the mountain jews, count shekels. We start wars.

spain will get a spanked bottom if they try fucking around with gibraltar

Germany and Poland.

what do we do then huh

>what do we do then huh

Drugs.

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>this whole thread
:) you euros are so funny

Poland invades Germany and both sides suffer heavy losses...Russia mops up the floor with us and takes over Europe. Good idea