/ourguy/ Cavani

/ourguy/ Cavani

#cometoACMilan
#respect

>want success for /our guy/ Cavani but want PSG and Neymar to crash and burn

Wat do?

Based Uruguayans

cavani sets the ship on fire and gets out to another team leaving the ruins of course

the question is where to?

>cavani goes to besiktas
win win

seconded

also i love the new camo suits it's the best thing i've seen

D A M N

Cavani is a sperg that only cares about making goals, he's serious even on your typical match for the asado, he doesn't mock people just because.

I'm from salto so I know the guy, he wouldn't say that when meeting someone for the first time

>cavani goes to besiktas
#respect #inshallah #khudagavahai

Nerman and Cavani deserve each other, even tho Gaymar is a little bit more of a dick;

lmao alpha af

Cavani is honestly the fucking GOAT
i'd buy that man a beer

Of course not. Neymar is far better than the autistic midget.

Kek. Cavani isn't even at Ney level. Must be sad.

Holy shit do hues actually believe this?

>Cavani rushes to get the ball and take the penalty before new star signing Neymar
>Cavani hits it
>it's shite
>it gets saved
I bet he felt like an absolute wanker

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We don't, amerishart.

yeah they should let Neymar take the penalties

DES
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Cavani should have kept his mouth shut. Nerman has always styled on us, that´s the truth

lmao is this guy serious? this is even more pathetic than zaza

Explain the Uruguayan-Brazilian rivalry to me.

>new teammate walks into dressing room for first time
>what, you think you're the GOAT??

sure is insecure enough for Sup Forums

i tought the webm was frozen

Only the retarded ones.

We stoled half of their country and they are butthurt ever since, we also own them for quite some time.
But in real life is all smiles.

was meant to

They cucked us out of a World Cup at home in 1950, so we're bitter.

we trolled them hard in 1950, worse than 7-1 since we are a rebel province

Brazilian football is basically the opposite to uruguayan football. Were all about hard work and discipline (aka murderball) and they are about flashy skills and jogo bonito (aka faggotry). That and the maracanazo, and you got urself a rivalry

>uruguayans are hard workers
Top lel, Your country is just one big siesta, friend, when i went there literally no one wanted to work.
But I agree that exist the "raça uruguaia" thing

so much this tbhq lads

>attractive football is 'faggotry'
>murderball is good all of a sudden
Uruguayans, everyone.

i was talking about football, not cultures my amazonian friend

Murderball is based, but uruguayans are hypocrites. To them it is only a good play style when they use it, when brazillian teams decide to do harsh tackles and trashtalk they say that we bough the reff.

>Gave won because of him anyway

>Stood still for precisely 10 seconds to miss the Penalty

My sides