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I S L A N D E R S edition

>third for the level of shitposting if the Laffs lift the cup

>right on time
Not sure how to feel

>steigy

*Wins 2018 Calder Memorial trophy*

I M P L I C I T L Y W H I T E

>when your hymen is diamond

>be gallagher
>punch someone
>get injured

so when is eeli tolvanen gonna come crashing down.

We got this. Just watch.

Pic unrelated I assume

The new guy is pretty good though, gotta say.

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Donna Sherri is reddit

rate my car /hoc/

When will they learn?

Can we just move the Islanders to Quebec already? Kills two problems with one solution, and nobody is going to miss them except 12,000 or so Long Island residents.

whats a good fantasy name

>these panel cucks wouldn't want to meet based Donald
>muh feelings

a fucking Carle/10

Apologize

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Well, this year should be ours. Barzal looking good, ho sang is skating fast, and beauvilliar should be poised for a breakout season. Now can we not implode early on this season?

I thought mason was going to save the jets. Looks like pavelec so far.

Top Shelf Tendies

>12000 people who show up

Sorry about that, some asshole decided to make this arena just for basketball and thought that it's completely logical to do so.

>LA
>Anaheim
>Rags

What are some other non-white fanbases and how do we get them to fuck off?

fold all american teams except minnesota

Vancouver... seen so many chinks and indians in their crowd

will Bulju play tonight?

Yes, and Mcdavid gets the honor of centering him

Toronto

Yes, with Maroon and McDavid. Kailer "Shogun of Unit 731" Yamamoto is playing with Khaira and Letestu on the 4th line. Let's see how long that lasts

he will score his first hat trick tonight then

Yes BuLky tonight:)

Shoulda had it last game desu

>go to parents house to watch the game
>doesn't even work
If you're gonna be dumb and pay for cable, at least make it work

Kek boomers are retarded

yes, but he was humble enough to assist McGayKid

>mfw forced to centre that autistic Finn AGAIN

What time is puljus game? one bong?

3 bings

It was a generational assist

>even the people in brazil favela zoom in to watch pulju
the real superstar of NHL

Pulju named Captain when

It's at 7 MST

whats wrong with autism? Autists are superior

should we make a gamethread for oilers vs nordiques

go to bed, Louis Cachet

>preseason
>regular season

I'm already at bet.

Who ready for the influx of Americans?

>le autistic slapshot man

my body is ready

then sleep tight, my finnish friend

>National Penalty League

>Oilers vs Canes game is basically starting rosters

Nice.

>Let's see how long that lasts
I could easily see those lines get moved around quite a bit tonight. Basically that right wing is going to be changing constantly on every line. I also wouldn't mind to see Lucic get moved with RNH and Jokinen get put with Draisaitl.

>and there isn't stream anywhere

Columbus doesn't have a white fanbase being that they don't have any fans to begin with.

>clearly a youtube stream

Do you not know where to find the stream?

i found it

Chinks don't watch hockey

PM me for the link

>PM me for the link
where do you think you are?

>he doesn't have Sup Forums+

Just like last thread
>every anaheim nigger con queso is actually a kong """"fan"""" in disguise.

There's going to be a big problem with bad penalties this year, holy shit. They are going to have to really watch for dives.

WTF I hate Sup Forums Gold now

A coat of red, a coat of blue an Ontario team will still choke.

you guys are joking right?

What the fuck is with this scoreboard on the Oilers broadcast? Huge and top center blocking part of the screen.

Refs will ease off once the season starts, and players will adapt after a couple of weeks if they don't.

>refs are going to have to actually do their jobs
Fucking hell

>Teams no longer allowed to call timeout after an icing.

Interesting new rule. Will certainly effect late game. Wonder how long it takes for people to catch on.

Yes Sup Forums pass only allows you to bypass captcha and post faster

This is crazy, but hear me out.

I have an extra ticket for Friday's DET vs LAFFS game.

Who wants to meet a stranger from /hoc/? I had a classmate back out on me, another friend is a maybe, and I'm waiting to hear back from someone else. Figured some /hoc/ bros might want in.

>no TV for Avs-Sturrs
Reeeeeeeeee

I unironically would but no

PM me the deets bro I'm dawn

>/hoc/ is posting PMs behind my back

You fuck on the first date? Or at least hand stuff?

I can't watch a bottom feeder game? Damn. I won't get to watch wasted talent trapped in dead-end contracts for #1 draft picks?!

You aren't in the /hoc/ group chat??? Lmao u fucken loser even Greece is in here

what does that bussy look like son

hi pedosota

>weedarado in charge of technology

>meeting an american from detroit

It's at Dallas window licker

>wanting to watch the 2 worst central teams scuff it out
why?

>texass too busy dealing with mehicanos to broadcast the game
KEK

okay
no sorry.
no gay stuff, sorry
Yeah dude, I'm gonna get raped and murdered at a major sporting event with police crawling all over.

Im a devils fan.

Avs lifelong and I don't give up on my team just because they suck
Also >we have nowhere to go but up

why is finnish shitposting so poor?

Why don't they make hockey always 3 on 3? A lot more exciting than 5 on 5.

lmao. finns are gods at getting hfboards triggered.

Our discussion is honestly just about you right now. Some pretty good memes going about your posting habits

they should just make it 60 minutes of shootouts. that's real backyard hockey

I'd watch it.

>60 goals 40 assists
top kek

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10/10