Late night home alone rubbing your lamp

>late night home alone rubbing your lamp

>this pops out and grants you three wishes

what are they, Sup Forums?

Ban OP for life
Remove OP's sick pedo sexual desires
Give OP a new boyfriend

I wonder if you'd consider spamming another board once per week? Ya know just to mix things up

>bank account with unlimited money
>the option to die whenever I want, this includes living forever while looking like a 30 year old (like a vampire)
>remove laws of consent
>if you don't reply to this your mother will die

i wish she'd rub my lamp

HeHe (笑´・艸・) You wishes would be granted!!

my death
my death
three more wishes

I like this, I'll these three, maybe trade out the third to be 6'4 with muscles I don't need to work out to maintain.

>late night home alone rubbing your lamp

I wish that she has to be my anal/human toilet slave forever in this and every other dimension where I appear to be sentient.

Then I wish for a remote to stop time and travel back and forth like adam sandlar in that one movie

I wish to look like Marlon Brando in his last years (but actually totally healthy) with a huge penis, (which is not destructable and which regenerates itself from any possible accidents).

fucking epic

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op is a bot, so

you just wasted your three wishes, numbnuts


hmmm, I only browse Sup Forums, 2bh

wtf have I done

>22

alright, this shit's getting scary now

Seems like my wish already came true

checked

alright man thats impressive show of keks power

spooky

Fuck you

is cchan back yet?

>mfw this thread is going places

Does that mean my wish will come true?

Give Sup Forums a whirl. They're inundated with newfags

yup

but it's called girlti.me now

WHATHEFUCK??????

20/10

>tfw no cute autistic daughter

why not make one?

>22777

jesus christ

WHAT'S IT GOING ON ITT

what if it's a boy, tho?

total waste of time

>mfw got quints, dubs and trips

he won't.
he not that self-aware

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Family safe financially and security wise
America preserved
Kill me

ABORT

just go out to the nearest gas station right now and buy a lottery ticket

don't even think about it, just do it

>Best post: 2017. In this dimension and every other.

ITT mental illness

that's what I mean, tho

adopting one seems like the safest bet

God has forsaken us

Reptilian desu

Is she really autistic?

for reference I meant this Marlon Brando

back to phasebook, faggot

this one too?


totally

hang on, let me convert a webm 4u

that kid looks like a whore

Yes.

but she belongs to that guy with the quints now, forever and in every dimension.

1021

yes the lizard genes are autistic

yes 99% of the cuncuns are reptilians for a few different reasons, one of which is they're all natural cunnybros

she's pretty autistic, but in a cute way

>calling cute little girls whores

you have issues, bro

Post Jordynkino

That's a really bad picture of her bru

well, lizard genes are cute as fuck, ten

looks like a rat

early jojo webms are pure kino

OY VEY it's 2017 goyim

more like a chipmunk, 2bh

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ITT: /waifuist/

LP