>late night home alone rubbing your lamp
>this pops out and grants you three wishes
what are they, Sup Forums?
>late night home alone rubbing your lamp
>this pops out and grants you three wishes
what are they, Sup Forums?
Ban OP for life
Remove OP's sick pedo sexual desires
Give OP a new boyfriend
I wonder if you'd consider spamming another board once per week? Ya know just to mix things up
>bank account with unlimited money
>the option to die whenever I want, this includes living forever while looking like a 30 year old (like a vampire)
>remove laws of consent
>if you don't reply to this your mother will die
i wish she'd rub my lamp
HeHe (笑´・艸・) You wishes would be granted!!
my death
my death
three more wishes
I like this, I'll these three, maybe trade out the third to be 6'4 with muscles I don't need to work out to maintain.
>late night home alone rubbing your lamp
I wish that she has to be my anal/human toilet slave forever in this and every other dimension where I appear to be sentient.
Then I wish for a remote to stop time and travel back and forth like adam sandlar in that one movie
I wish to look like Marlon Brando in his last years (but actually totally healthy) with a huge penis, (which is not destructable and which regenerates itself from any possible accidents).
fucking epic
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op is a bot, so
you just wasted your three wishes, numbnuts
hmmm, I only browse Sup Forums, 2bh
wtf have I done
>22
alright, this shit's getting scary now
Seems like my wish already came true
checked
alright man thats impressive show of keks power
spooky
Fuck you
is cchan back yet?
>mfw this thread is going places
Does that mean my wish will come true?
Give Sup Forums a whirl. They're inundated with newfags
yup
but it's called girlti.me now
WHATHEFUCK??????
20/10
>tfw no cute autistic daughter
why not make one?
>22777
jesus christ
WHAT'S IT GOING ON ITT
what if it's a boy, tho?
total waste of time
>mfw got quints, dubs and trips
he won't.
he not that self-aware
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Family safe financially and security wise
America preserved
Kill me
ABORT
just go out to the nearest gas station right now and buy a lottery ticket
don't even think about it, just do it
>Best post: 2017. In this dimension and every other.
ITT mental illness
that's what I mean, tho
adopting one seems like the safest bet
God has forsaken us
Reptilian desu
Is she really autistic?
for reference I meant this Marlon Brando
back to phasebook, faggot
this one too?
totally
hang on, let me convert a webm 4u
that kid looks like a whore
Yes.
but she belongs to that guy with the quints now, forever and in every dimension.
1021
yes the lizard genes are autistic
yes 99% of the cuncuns are reptilians for a few different reasons, one of which is they're all natural cunnybros
she's pretty autistic, but in a cute way
>calling cute little girls whores
you have issues, bro
Post Jordynkino
That's a really bad picture of her bru
well, lizard genes are cute as fuck, ten
looks like a rat
early jojo webms are pure kino
OY VEY it's 2017 goyim
more like a chipmunk, 2bh
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ITT: /waifuist/
LP