ITT: Countries that have occupied Germany

Get in hear mis amigos

At least three times

The world should have been French

:)

How does it feels?

Like locking up monkeys in a cage

Been dividing and conquering Germans for hundreds of years. Really wish we'd kept Swedish Pomerania instead of being in a union with the supremely ungrateful Norwegians.

Then How does it feels to be occupied?

Daily reminders that the Dutch are the rightful heirs to the frankish legacy

Good thread

WE

We tried to save them multiple times from themselves

Kinda funny when the monkey gets out of the cage, punches the zookeeper in the face and he runs away. And then the zookeeper is forever brandmarked as a coward by his own friends.

I wish Germany would occupy me

I was in Wismar a few years ago. They still have pictures your royal in the restrurants'n'shiet

noice thread ;)

Same

Oh jee, what a mean thread.

We were a part of Sweden back then, but take that anyway

Actually its much more than that
Multiple times under Louis XIV
Multiple times during the revolutionnaru/napoleonic wars
WW1 (Rheinland)
WW2

Well our queen is German so that might have something to do with it as well.

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I forgot the Thirty Years war too

Less about occupying Germany and more about freeing the low countries from occupation tbqh.

It's this map a joke or is there a period of history that has completely passed me by?

it's retarded WE WUZZING

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The frankish empire controlled most of Western Europe
The Franks are a Germanic tribe and the dutch are their descendants (and Belgian too I guess)