Jonas...son of a bitch.
Jonas Miller, he's a nightcrawler. We all started out in the same lab and Jonas got himself some corporate sponsors! He's in it for the money, not the science! He's got a lot of high tech gadgets...but he's got no instincts...and he doesn't have Dorothy!
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Didn't jonas die a horrible death?
>nightcrawler
pottery
>and he doesn't have Dorothy
YOU STOLE MY IDEA YOU SON OF BITCH!
Unrealized. Unrealized idea.
who /joe/ here?
THE EXTREME!!!!!
You know, some of us couldn't help but notice how close we are to Wakita.
Food. Food. FOOD.
I fucking love this movie so much.
tell me about the suck zone Sup Forums also about van halen
Rabbit is good, rabbit is wide.
DON'T FOLD THE MAPS
hat's no moon, that's a space station!
I remember teacher rolling out the TV for us to watch this, we all laughed at the cow part.
COW
Cow.
There's a other cow.
>she did not marry your penis
IT'S THE WONDER OF NATURE BABY
Webm of them tied to that thing in the eye of the tornado pls?
I THINK WE'RE GOING IN!!!!
it is underappreciated
my first blu ray buy
my 7 yr old son's a big fan as well
he caught the weather bug like me from his first watch 3 years ago
Gotta say, those steaks aunt may cooked up looked really good.
Hey Meg, where'd you get all this beef?
they used camel noises for the tornado ill never unhear it
Sup Forums this is a tissue of lies. You see there was another Bill, an evil Bill, and I killed him.
Fashionably late, eh? Hey, give me a kiss...
God, Twister is so fucking underrated.
Sure, it had a theme park ride, but that was the biggest reception it got. The characters, pacing, story, music, and direction was all fantastic. Probably one of the best disaster movies ever made.
>my 7 yr old girlfriends son's a big fan as well
lmao of course
Is there an F5?
You've never it go past that house, and then that house, and that other house, and then another house, and then through half of kentucky, then skip back to the midwest, then miss that house, then another, AND THEN it gets to your basement.
>wide
hahahaha It's wise you nincompoop
>the fuckin dad getting sucked out with the door.
i laugh evrtime
Kek, is anyone gonna post the Opie and Anthony YouTube clip?
I got to find this road.. it's like Bob's road.
WAIT. SHIT. FUCK I GOTTA REWATCH IT NOW
If theres 2 things PSH loves its tornados and black tar
I've watched this movie about 3 times a year since I was 8. Never really knew anyone else liked this move. But honestly, ever person I know can quote this whole movie. I've never met someone who hates it. It's a perfect movie.
Same, but for we all laughed at the beginning where the father was sucked into to the tornado.
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THE EXTREME
Where's my truck?
>...
There it is
I CANT HOLD ON.
STOP MY OVERWEIGHT WIFE
>He's gonna rue the day he came up on the extreme
>Don't talk to me or my wife's door ever again
Megs gravy is practically a food group
Just how casually he flies out the door. Never realised how funny that scene was til now.
LOSER
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Based Phil, I miss him bros
>he doesn't let go of the door
What did he mean by this?
The finger of gawd
Hey, the auto clubs here.
What does PSH yell after Bill says the "Evil Bill" line at the every end?
>ANAITELIKOSE!
Seriously, I can't make it out.
Drove right into the boss fight tornader. Didn't have the "dont drive into giant tornados" instinct.
F-FOOD
FOOOOD
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
AND I LOVED HIM
>The device used in the movie, called "Dorothy," is copied from the real-life TOTO, used in the 1980s by NSSL.
>Dorothy
>TOTO
KINO
The suck zone
FUCKING KEK
SUCK ZONE
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>WE GOT COWS!
walk by it everyday I go to uni.
Is there an F5?
BANE?
Literal pottery here
WOOHOO,
HEY YOU GUYS
WOOHOOOOO
I don't think that's it. I hear "AND I LIKE (US?)". He definitely doesn't say "him" at the end.
>everyone goes dead silent like she just suggested eating a baby for dessert
I love this movie but this is the corniest moment in the film.
tbf a f5 did have an abortion just recently
Cant find this scene anywhere on youtube. Actually really love how they combined all the different songs together.
>your face when they announce a remake
20 used needles PSH
google that phrase.
Thats mfw
>YOU STOLE MY DESIGN YOU SON OF A BITCH!
>*PUNCH*
She was THICC
>Remake
Who is this generations Bill Paxton?
not really...it's what drives the helen hunt character
the other characters know this and wouldn't blurt this line out of respect as well as experience
it shows her character has neither
...
It's as Crichton as a character can be. It achieves a few things with one scene.
How severe it is for Helen.
How omg im obtuse and ditsy the therapist is
and some other shit about all the side chars
yes high - but its crichton
"you can't mention the obvious next rating on the scale because her dad died to one" is pretty stupid, dude
is a rating the size of the tornado or the damage?
She lacks experience, yes. But respect, that's bull. Being ignorant doesn't mean you lack respect.
**Plate/Silverware drop**...
Finger of god.
I remember teacher teaching fucking class and not pretending to be a fucking movie usher
What was the point of holding onto the door if they didn't die anyway? His kid and wife were still fucking fine after the door and him gets sucked up into the damn tornado.
also obligitory
>"Now we're finally, truly ™Twister"
I hope Twisterposting becomes a thing. Absolutely loved this movie ever since I saw it as a kid.
>tfw I actually got to drive away from a tornado in a sweet dodge ram.
Living the pax dream baby.
BOTTLE NEVER HIT THE GROUND MAN
*deathly silence*
I say this to anything weather related.
>first saw this in a drive in theater as a kid
>it actually started getting cloudy and we could hear distant thunder when the tornado hit during the drive in scene in the movie
Comfiest movie experience of my life.
I wish Jami Gertz was in more movies.
Goin green.
The made into the storm.
downloaded the movie because of this thread, any requests?
The food scene.
...
>all those nineties actors that faded away after y2k
>that fucking nineties soundtrack that sounds like john williams fucked metallica
>helen hunt pretending to be attractive
>those incredible sets and practical effects with the only bad one being the explosion that kills jonas
This movie holds up surprisingly well considering how fucking dogshit the premise is.
Dude getting his head sliced by the flying saw.
Shot where they look up into the tornado and see a bunch of tiny tornadoes inside the tornado.
Scene where Robin Hood drives his car into a tornado and dies.
YES!
The ride is kinda cool, it's not like a roller coaster ride but they do some really good pratical stage effects on it.
Yeah, I can't believe they got rid of the Twister ride for a fucking Jimmy Fallon ride.