Have you ever used a pick up line from a movie?

Have you ever used a pick up line from a movie?

Did it work?

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I told a girl she was a healthy female of breeding age (from terminator 3)

It spread throughout the university and I became an even bigger joke

Bane?

yeah

A pickup line is entirely based around your looks and minorly confidence on its success ratio.

I've gotten laid by knowing trivia about her favorite movie

does that count?

thinking girls give a shit. they're whores. unless you find one at a park or something. than no one liners exist.


your problems are trying too hard. being insecure

''Mines bigger than that''

Anyone not using Shia's "boyfriend material" line he used on the JB in American Honey is severely missing out. Zero Stacey's have seen this movie

whats the line?

>are you a pokemon
>because i choose you
she turned 360 degress then walked away

Assuming this:
"You know what material this is?" [Grab your shirt]
"Boyfriend material"

are you a washing machine? because i'll be filling you with dirty loads tonight

I once got a prostitute to dirty banepost

Right before we started
>if you stick it in will It hurt? You're a big guy.
>For You

Then
Just "you're a big guy" over and over agian.

I thought about responding once with
>For your asshole

Never did. Opportunity gone.

ok, so i just tested this on my older sister friend and she kinda batted her eyelashs at me and walked away but then she kinda looked back at me before going out.

i used some lines of the dinner scene from Thief, it worked once, i tried using it once again and didnt work because she is fucked in the head and left me for another cunt.

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Enter her room in the middle of the night, you're in.

I took a play from my favorite movie, Taxi Driver, and took a girl on a date to a porno theater. She ran away just like Cybil Shepard did and everyone at school made fun of me and called me a creep.

We sleep in the same room.
Same bed, in fact.

why did jenni lee have to reitre, bros?

nice how old is she

>baneposting in real life
>baneposting with a prostitute

i have no reaction to this kek

>t. that kid who pathologically lies about everything

No, I've never interacted with anyone using even the most minor flirtation

The very idea of going on a date seems unpleasant, having sex seems disgusting and having a long term girlfriend seems like an unbelievable hassle for no discernable reward

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>Crying over spilled tomato sauce
>Pot doesn't even look damaged

I don't understand.

Can you please stop raping her, you stupid pig?

she's fat and she ruined dinner

That's not tomato sauce, she dropped it on her other cat.

maybe because africans doesn't have anything to consume?

the cat looks happy. pic makes me happy.

I've never even consumed 1 African. I must be throwing those averages way off.

Not that fat, and that doesn't look like a very ruined amount of dinner. Even if it was full of cooked pasta under the pot, pasta is quick as hell. Even if they're dirt poor losing a jar of sauce and a box of pasta shouldn't be breakdown-worthy.

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so fucking underrated

"You're a big girl"
"Excuse me?"
"For you"
"huh?"
"check em'"
"Fuck me user i'm so wet right now"

never failed me works everytime

KEK. i'm gonna try this

I spotted a qt in McDonalds once eating all by herself so I joined in, started small talk while chomping on my Bacon McDouble interchanging with Crispy Deluxe and Quarter Deluxe with a side dish of 20 McNuggets and diet coke for flavour, and the convo isn't really going that well, so I start talking faster, not really faster but more information per minute, and then I say, "I like to dissect girls," and that's where I spotted a tiny bit of light in her eyes. Before she could do any huh about it, I finished her off with a "Did you know I'm utterly insane?" and a chaming bite on a nugget.

Had sex that evening!

Megalodon 3

I've heard that one used dozens of times over the years without ever having seen that movie.

And I'm a straight bloke, so I can only imagine how unoriginal it is to the women in my country by this point

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Night at the Roxbury lines all day yo

EMILIOOOOOOOOOOOooo

what a fucking alpha

Do you like.. Strawberries or Blueberries

She made it wrong and I fucking slapped her and then threw it on the floor and yelled CLEAN IT UP, clearly the cat thought it was fucking hilarious.

I had to reread that a few times.

Your a liar and a thief

Looks like a slow-cooker to me, so presumably she was trying to make ye olde-school Eye-talian tomato sauce, and it had been bubbling away all day before she threw it on the floor.

kek

that was fucking cringe and not funny. Thats fucking eye rolling christmas cracker material.

>eating subpar meat
do americans really do this?

How small was your university? Mine was 30k+ people, it was almost impossible to see the same person twice.

yeah, except in all the same classes you have together

You're fucking ignorant if you think women have never heard that line before. There's a very popular gif of it on tumblr and other places online. It's only slightly clever the first time you hear it. After that it's literally a stupid joke and nothing more.

>There's a very popular gif of it on tumblr
you should go back

I deleted my account a long time ago. Now I just run a porn blog and ignore/avoid all the typical tumblr shit.

whats the blog?

mystupidnsfwblog.tumblr.com/

I thought the same too, but maybe it's just because I've got an old one but I thought crockpots were stone/earthenware and it would break/chip, which the thing in the picture didn't appear to. Even losing sauce you'd been bubbling all day wouldn't be THAT big of a deal.

Maybe I'm too easygoing when it comes to accidents. This is why I will die a virgin, can't beat a woman over spilled sauce.

>tumblr.com

I didn't say the porn blog wasn't on tumblr.

>nothing but hentai shit

Here I thought it was going to be a good porn tumblr

It varies depending on what I happened to queue at the time.

>girls

>knowing the people in your class

>at a concert near the front
>user, stop bumping me
>look her up and down
>"very nice, how much?"
>tells her boyfriend

Women are so unappreciative of cinema

>tfw only eaten 340 africans this crop cycle

I remember I heard a guy say to a woman from a TV show or a movie something about "the feeling's mutual," after she had said something nice to him. I've been saying it for years and there's not a woman that goes by that doesn't get affected when I say it to them when the right situation presents itself. Results may vary:

>You've got a nice dick
>The feeling's mutual

>bf turns to you
>15 dorrah
>she love you long time

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRATT

>I drive.....
Yeah

>coworker cunt has birthday
>everyone shakes her hand
>its my turn
>she kinda has a crush on me because she always tries to be flirty around me
>shake her hand and ask
>"so how old are you now?"
>she says "uh 27 now..."
>look at her for a second in silence
>"What? Already?"
>keep shaking her hand a bit more
>then return to my place that is 1 meter away and stare at empty spreadsheets
>since then she got for some reason very butthurt and never again spoke a word to me

>TORETTO! SWAT came into my house, disrespected my whole family because somebody narc'd me out! And you know what? IT WAS YOU!
works everytime

>Have you ever used a pick up line from a movie?

I have never used any pick up line, let alone from a movie.
In fact, I have never even approached a girl in my whole life in any shape or form.

normies reee or some shit I don't know

Go back to wizchan

you nigger, piss came out

Was afraid to click this pic desu

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You're not the one that's gonna have to clean that shit up

Redpilled.

laptop battery died while I was fucking typing... essentially
>sportsbar girl alone at closing time
>walk up in character as stuntman mike
>use "Butterfly", "lovely dark and deep woods", and "so sweet... sugar taste just like salt" lines
>drive her home and get handy in the car
>whenever we see each other she calls me chickenshit

shit=cash

>You know what happens to a frog that gets struck by lightening?
>THE SAME THING THAT HAPPENS TO EVERYTHING ELSE

underrated

>sitting on a park bench
>qt sitting next to me
>smile at each other
>dark clouds rolling in
>blurt out "there's a storm coming mister Wayne"
>realize what I did and just close my eyes in embarrassment
>suddenly in a fake British accent "Why do we fall down?"
>open eyes and look at her
>"So we can pick ourselves up again, faggot"
>she stuck her tongue out and left
>mfw

I hand a briefcase to every girl I try to fuck.

pic very related

I just walk around in a raincoat checking everyone's doubles