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caralad

feels good having the government pay for most of my medical care

boxing/most fighting sports should be banned desu

anime

this dumb anime bint

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hmm yes, the Sup Forums invaders seem to be getting hostile
noted tactic of history revisionism
confirmed 3 neet virgins to be roaming the thread, be vigilant at all times

>most
runt

Just emailed a well-known youtuber to talk about a problem of mine

is gay.

all contact sport should be banned

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>anime
>an i me
>am i gay?
yes
yes you are

youtube.com/watch?v=Fowu72-dKvM

i am the walrus

Bleeding from my nose, famous ghost I'm xXposed

god you're obsessed

nah just sports where you win by giving someone brain damage

cats are literally all gay

Brody seems most agitated at his new name...interesting

don't like these posts

5gb of space and about 40 films I want to watch

this ones racking my brain..... hummmm

*angel on my right shoulder tells me not to download YIFY*
*devil on my left shoulder tells me to download YIFY*

i cant take the pressure

>anime
>gay
literally pick one

old james bond movies are unreal lads desu theyre so politically incorrect and misogynistic hahahaha

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*fucking punts its fucking skull in*

The story goes like this: Earth is captured by a technocapital singularity as renaissance rationalitization and oceanic navigation lock into commoditization take-off. Logistically accelerating techno-economic interactivity crumbles social order in auto-sophisticating machine runaway. As markets learn to manufacture intelligence, politics modernizes, upgrades paranoia, and tries to get a grip.
The body count climbs through a series of globewars. Emergent Planetary Commercium trashes the Holy Roman Empire, the Napoleonic Continental System, the Second and Third Reich, and the Soviet International, cranking-up world disorder through compressing phases. Deregulation and the state arms-race each other into cyberspace.

By the time soft-engineering slithers out of its box into yours, human security is lurching into crisis. Cloning, lateral genodata transfer, transversal replication, and cyberotics, flood in amongst a relapse onto bacterial sex.

Neo-China arrives from the future.

Hypersynthetic drugs click into digital voodoo.

Retro-disease.

Nanospasm.

Business idea : move to China because the UK has no future

cute boyz i.4cdn.org/hm/1502988682005.webm

why do people hate they own race?

they must be deeply brainwashed

*exists*
*get called leftypol by a rorke*

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So glad that Lenin has helped advance an ideology that has done nothing but create prosperity, happiness and peace

fuck off nazipol discord

Feel I've let my parents down by still living at home at 26 & never had a girlfriend. And you ?

Sup Forums invaders: /brit/ was always rorke, so me talking about yank politics all day is appropriate!
reality: as proven by historical archives, while /brit/ was right leaning (in favour of UKIP), /brit/ did not talk about politics very often

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There should be a separate IMDb for rating trailers

spy movies fucking suck

drinking smirnoff ice
pour pollution in the clean sprite

I went to uni so I learnt how to become a man

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no i haven't let your parents down.

I HAD A HAT WHEN I CAME IN

Same but 19 and also haven't had any friends virtually ever

cat et cak

>I went to uni so I learnt how to become a man

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Lads, we need a good choon for the thread.

bradley poster is a paki

old james bond movies are basically giant piss takes and gross exaggerations lad

800 years ago this man would have been locked away from the world, brought out only so the king could torment him for amusement
what went wrong?

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>i must preserve a future for white people like myself

the Australian one is a Turkish student who has been on Sup Forums for years, or its just some chinese/lebanese rando

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all we needs is a feed of jigs and we're sailin

my parents are liberal drones who just parrot progressive BBC buzzwords and believe in utter PC shite

glad I've moved out

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finally came out as alt-right on facebook lads

doubt your parents would care much for me

Definitely not watching this

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say something nice to the italians

*ruins your reputation and career*

>"communist memes are superior to rorke memes"
Embarrassing.

i was always going to let them down 2bh

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CHOOOON

THREAD THEME

>youtube.com/watch?v=g54aPmNjMM4

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Fascism is the application of aesthetic theories onto the political and social sphere combined with the idea that reality is fluid and tied to metaphysics, meaning that presentation and ritual can have real observable impacts on reality.

really its very heart is Platonism mixed with Catholic ideas of purity and Eastern esotericism (especially Muslim and Hindu).

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what do they expect? me to magic up £60,000 to buy a runt shack? don't think so haha, rub this fact in their faces at every avilable opportunity, dumb boomers xxx

james bond has all this eye makeup on in essentially jap face to make him look japanese to go undercover

screaming

this is a better clip
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TWO IRISHMEN AND A NEWFIE
ONCE WENT OUT FOR RECREATION,
THEY CARRIED ENOUGH PROVISIONS ALONG
TO LAST A WEEK'S VACATION;
BUT THEY GOT LOST OUT IN THE WOODS,
AND THE NIGHT WAS DARK AND LONELY,
AND ALL THEIR PROVISIONS RAN OUT
EXCEPT ONE PIECE OF BALONEY.

NEXT MORNING, WHEN THEY ALL AWOKE,
QUARTER AFTER SEVEN,
ONE GUY SAID, "I HAD A DREAM,
AND I DREAMED I WENT TO HEAVEN;
I MET ST PETER AT THE GATE,
AND HE WAS RIDING ON A PONY,
I DON'T THINK YOU CAN BEAT THAT DREAM,
SO GIVE ME THE PIECE OF BALONEY."

NOW THE OTHER SAID, "I HAD A DREAM
AND IT WAS A DOUBLE FEATURE,
I ALSO DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN
AND WAS WELCOMED BY ST PETER;
HE LOOKED AT ME, STUCK OUT HIS HAND,
SAYING, 'PUT 'ER THERE, MALONEY!'
I DON'T THINK YOU CAN BEAT THAT DREAM
SO GIVE ME THE PIECE OF BALONEY."

NOW THE NEWFIE SAID, "I MUST ADMIT
IT'S TRUE THAT YOU WERE DREAMING,
THE REASON WHY I KNOW IT'S TRUE,
I WAS DREAMING OF YOU ALL EVENING;
I SAW YOU TWO GO UP ABOVE AND,
GEE, BUT I WAS LONELY,
I THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD NEVER GET BACK,
SO I GOT UP AND ATE THE BALONEY."

NOW I HOPE THIS'LL BE A LESSON TO YOU
IF YOU GO OUT FOR RECREATION,
MAKE SURE YOU TAKE ALONG ENOUGH GRUB
TO LAST A WEEK'S VACATION;
THE STORY THAT I TOLD TO YOU,
I HOPE YOU DON'T THINK IT'S PHONY,
THERE'S ALWAYS ONE SMART NEWF AROUND,
AND ALWAYS A PIECE OF BALONEY.
YES, THERE'S ALWAYS ONE SMART NEWF AROUND,
AND ALWAYS A PIECE OF BALONEY.

not a word

imagine thinking people actually care about your political affiliations and opinions

don't judge them too much on their political views lad you'll be sad if they die xx

Fuck off, literal Hun.

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criticism of capitalism is all well and good, that doesn't make socialism a good alternative

do you think theres an underground war going on right now between nazi and antifa criminal gangs both funded by their respective sympathetic benefactors?

want to go to the gym but it's raining

does your gym not have a roof m8

true lad! i guess they're good people at the end of the day, I should be less judgemental x

Still think they're a bit mongy

literally isnt ive had to close the curtains the suns so bright

mum makes pauline hanson look like leftypol
does my head in

I HAD A HAT WHEN I CAME IN
AND I HUNG IT ON THE RACK,
AND I'LL HAVE A HAT WHEN I GO OUT
OR I'LL BREAK SOMEBODY'S BACK;
I'M A DECENT MAN, I AM, I AM,
AND I DON'T WANT TO SHOUT,
BUT I HAD A HAT WHEN I CAME IN
AND I'LL HAVE A HAT WHEN I GO OUT!

CASEY WORE HIS BRAND NEW HAT
TO MURPHY'S WAKE LAST NIGHT,
SOMEONE STOLE HIS HAT AND,
BOYS, IT STARTED UP A FIGHT;
CASEY SMASHED THE FURNITURE,
THE RADIO AS WELL,
HE NEARLY WOKE THE CORPSE UP
WHEN HE BEGAN TO YELL:

I HAD A HAT WHEN I CAME IN
AND I HUNG IT ON THE RACK,
AND I'LL HAVE A HAT WHEN I GO OUT
OR I'LL BREAK SOMEBODY'S BACK;
I'M A DECENT MAN, I AM, I AM,
AND I DON'T WANT TO SHOUT,
BUT I HAD A HAT WHEN I CAME IN
AND I'LL HAVE A HAT WHEN I GO OUT!

CASEY KEPT ON SHOUTING, BOYS,
THEY COULDN'T KEEP HIM QUIET,
SOMEONE PHONED UP FOR THE COPS
TO COME AND STOP THE RIOT;
TWO COPS RUSHED INTO THE ROOM,
BUT CASEY LAID THEM OUT,
HE FIRED THEM THROUGH THE WINDOW,
THEY BOTH HEARD CASEY SHOUT:

I HAD A HAT WHEN I CAME IN
AND I HUNG IT ON THE RACK,
AND I'LL HAVE A HAT WHEN I GO OUT
OR I'LL BREAK SOMEBODY'S BACK;
I'M A DECENT MAN, I AM, I AM,
AND I DON'T WANT TO SHOUT,
BUT I HAD A HAT WHEN I CAME IN
AND I'LL HAVE A HAT WHEN I GO OUT!

CASEY KEPT ON SHOUTING, BOYS,
TILL ONE-EYED PADDY FLYNN,
SOCKED HIM ON THE WHISKERS
WITH A GREAT BIG ROLLING PIN;
HE KNOCKED POOR CASEY SENSELESS,
IT WAS AN AWFUL CLOUT,
AS HE LAY THERE UNCONSCIOUS
CASEY KEPT ON SHOUTING OUT:

I HAD A HAT WHEN I CAME IN
AND I HUNG IT ON THE RACK,
AND I'LL HAVE A HAT WHEN I GO OUT
OR I'LL BREAK SOMEBODY'S BACK;
I'M A DECENT MAN, I AM, I AM,
AND I DON'T WANT TO SHOUT,
BUT I HAD A HAT WHEN I CAME IN
AND I'LL HAVE A HAT WHEN I GO OUT!

I HAD A HAT WHEN I CAME IN
AND I HUNG IT ON THE RACK,
AND I'LL HAVE A HAT WHEN I GO OUT
OR I'LL BREAK SOMEBODY'S BACK;
I'M A DECENT MAN, I AM, I AM,
AND I DON'T WANT TO SHOUT,
BUT I HAD A HAT WHEN I CAME IN
AND I'LL HAVE A HAT WHEN I GO OUT!

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too sunny to go to gym lads

humans have a habit of dealing in dichotomies.

same thing happens with science and religion (although science is far more consistent and reliable than religion has ever been)

not a word

I want to move

should NOT be allowed