/nfl/ general - PUNISHED "ELITE" BLAKE EDITION

IND: Colts rule out QB Luck (shoulder) for Week 4
LAC: Report: Melvin Gordon has 'minor' bone bruise
TB: Bucs say WLB David has medial ankle sprain
NYJ: X-rays negative on Matt Forte's injured toe
CIN: Tyler Eifert: I don't know when I'll be ready
WAS: Rob Kelley, Jordan Reed both still day to day
MIN: Sam Bradford (knee) uncertain for Week 4
SF: Carradine (ankle) sent to injured reserve
ATL: Julio Jones dealing with lower-back issue
CHI: Jordan Howard absent from Wk 4 injury report
NYG: Olivier Vernon dealing with ankle injury
WAS: Samaje Perine escapes with bruised hand

Stand for the fucking anthem

>calling it 'fucking' anthem
oh boy

RAMS

>The Jags have outscored opponents 73-14 in their two victories and ran a fake punt up 37-0 with 30 seconds left in the 3rd quarter
>They play the Jets next week

Is anyone even just a little bit curious to see just how bad this is gonna be for the Jets?

Its not about the anthem anymore its about telling dumbdick Trump he cant tell people what to do

>IND: Colts rule out QB Luck (shoulder) for Week 4

when will they make it official he is out for the whole season?

Contemplate suicide

Trump did nothing more than voice sentiment shared by other people faggot.

>Jags up 52-0 on the Jets
>Jets stop them for the first time in the game on 3rd down
>It's a feel good story the Jets finally getting them to 4th down and stopping them
>The Jags run some goofy shit like a reverse fake triple option weakside screen and pick it up in order to go up by 59
>"It was part of the gameplan and we got the look :)"

Reminder that the Ravens got completely and utterly BTFO by the fucking Jags

HOL UP HOL UP
*gets busted for PEDs*
NIGGA HOL UP
*gets 4th DUI in 2 years*
HOL UP HOL UP
*sucker punches gf in elevator and drags her unconscious body out*
NIGGA HOL UP
*beats own child with a tree branch*
HOL UP HOL UP MAH NIGGA
*hates white people while getting paid millions by white people*
HOL UP NIGGA DAYUM
*gets busted for PEDs a second time*
HOL UP HOL UP
* has 16 children by 13 different women*
NIGGA HOL UP
* fails drug test for smoking for the 3rd time*
HOL UP HOL UP
* gets drafted as a qb, ends up a meme receiver or out of the league in 4 years*
NIGGA IS U B SAYIN DAT WE BE POLITICAL AN SHEIT?!

WE BE POLITICAL KANGZ

Shouldn't you boys be off waiting for your marching orders concerning the upcoming Outrage of the Week.

Im sure Trump will have to take a shit pretty soon

Not an argument

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nth for iggles first place in the nfc least

First for Love Finds a Way!

Fuck off, you dipshit. This is what players are kneeling for. Protesting criminal niggers getting their just desserts.

>marching orders concerning the upcoming Outrage of the Week

You're projecting again

Is Joe Flacco still not not not not not not not not not not not not elite?

Elite at getting btfo by the nuJags

He is still elite actually

You may ONLY post in this thread if your team:

a: is winning their division
b: has a Qb with over a 110 passer rating on the season
c: has scored the most points in the nfl

WHOA... not so fast Seacucks!

Is Dak Prescott an elite quarterback?

He's in a tier of his own. There's Dak and then there's everybody else

>rasms

Sorry we gotta btfo you in a few weeks dog, hope you still win your division

>a kitten

You're talking to the highest scoring team in the league, kiddo

This aint no Joe Flacco game

>He thinks Goff is going to leave Jacksonville alive against the 5th ranked rushing offense, #1 pass defense and league leader in sacks!

desu I'm just glad we can bantz together about something other than who's getting the #1 pick

But you still aren't leaving Jacksonville with a W

You are getting the number 4 pick this year instead of #1, congrats. Do you remember who your Qb is? He got his one good game against a travel-drunk injured Qb. Not happening ever again, Jasgs are a 4-12 team boyo. The power of love will overcome

>that delusional feel when your team is finally good after being shit for years

I feel your rams bro but the Jags will be the best defense the Rams play all year and I just don't see them doing much

You'll see them doing much soon enough. The Tits just dropped like 40 on them and they don't have any receivers

The Titans are a good team and the Jags and Titans consistently, and I mean CONSISTENTLY blow each other the fuck out every year. They've literally split the past 8 seasons which is double the previous NFL record which was 4

>Letting the Niners almost hang 40 points on you

Yeah no that's sort of like losing

From now on """""""people"""""" can't post in this thread unless their Qb has a 115+ Qb passer rating.

I'm done talking to scum

If your defence is so trash you had to win a shoot out against the 9ers the you need to stay in your lane senpai.

blocked. come back when your qb isn't trash

Not a jags fan so your argument is invalid

>Played the Colts/Skins/Niners
>SOMEHOW 22nd in total defense

HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP

Our whole defense is injured, they'll be back for the super bowl push. Post your Qb's passer rating so I know whether to block you or not

Tom Brady is the eighth wonder of the world

My QB has more touchdowns, yards and less interceptions than your QB senpai

You're at the bar and this girl comes up and slaps your team's commentary.

What do?

Give her one of pic related that she likes and tell her to be gone.

Ah, a Pats bandwagoner. How is Ohio treating you? And what team are you planning on rooting for next, have you given it any thought?

Blocked

Well lads?

He's injured and hasn't really progressed beyond a one-read passing style which makes Carolina entirely too predictable

Also Rivera slamming him into defenses on the goalline over and over like a fullback but Carolina fans will literally defend this until they die

This is what everyone has said about the Jets all off-season, that they were guaranteed to go undefeated this year.

They just beat the Dolphins, and the Jags looked like shit against the Titans, so I wouldn't get your hopes up for a blowout. Jags will probably win, but it will be like 24-17.

If Cam wasn't running those fullback plays he would be useless though. As we are now seeing.

Why didn't Arians kick the field goal?

HAHA LE THOT JUICE

LE @HOOPDREAMS HAHA

THOT JUICE HAHAHA

He's got heart attacks to get to, overtime would have put him off schedule

HAHAHA AUTISM HAHAHA

I am over 50% of the posts in this thread, feels good. Don't @ me on any of them though

HAHAHA SHITTY NIGGER TWITTER MEMES HAHA

THOT HAHAHAHA WOW DUDE SO FUNNY

GIRLS BE HOES
THAT HOE OVER THERE
THOT HAHAHAH

KIDS AT THE HIGHSCHOOL I WORK AT SAY THOT, LITERAL TEENAGERS HAHAHA

>They just beat a division opponent
>Because division rivals don't always play each other competitively

WOAH...

Nah Jags probably hanging 50 on the Jets

it's probably gonna be 24-10 or something like that

this is the exact kind of game they'd fuck up though

HAHAHAHA SCHOOL SHOOTER MENTALITY

AAHAHAHAHAAH SO FUNNY MEMEMS

MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS INNNNNNNNNNNN CAPS!!!!

As a fellow rasm fan, I feel your kinda pushing us back as a fan base a little bit.

Pussy. Go root for the Cards, they're more your pace

Maybe you should just fuck off back to redit with your shit humor.

Sorry senpai. 15 years of humility has been humbling. We have literally no room to shit talk 3 weeks in. Remember last year. (Spare me the)...
>But Fisher is gone
>Goff is good now
I'll believe in a good Rams team when I see a winning record.

After 30 years of complete shit we are finally the best team in the league. Not my fault you're not man enough to flaunt it.

kys

> best team in the league
> 2-1 record

Lel

I liked her

Are likely taking the division

T.Retardinal fan.

>AFC North has two 0-3 teams
Jesus Christ get it together you shitstains you're making us all look bad

Is Joe Flacco still elite?

>implying the ratbirds or stoolers need help looking bad

Bunglels unironically had the best performance in the division this week

0-3 or not, nothing makes the AFCN look worse than losing 44-7 to the Jaguars.

Spoken like a true cuck. Keep giving the NFL their ratings little boy.

Ill just leave this here

if the NFL dies.
can we make "Greater CFL" a thing again?

I dream of the CFL leaving the "Garage league" level to become an actual good league.

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>San Antonio Texans
>Texans
Texas is cool and all but there are way more iconic things about it than the name for its regular citizens. I just don't understand why it seems to get used so much.

Guess cowboys was already taken at the time. And the oilers are a hockey team.

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>Trump he cant tell people what to do
kek did you forget he's the President

First for 2-14 folks I’m calling it

It’s going to be down to one this week

Jarrod goof
LET ME SUFFER NOW AND NEVER DIE

Any reason why the titans won't win their division this year? I just watched highlights of the seahawk game and they look like a really good team.

>loins move up 4 spots on the espn power rankings

loins are a legit top 10 team in the nfl now. This is strange.

>Bengals, Jets, Chargers, Bears all coming up

idk they have a chance to get 5-11

at least thats like twice as many as you had last year

No dying before the Raiders-Jags playoff duel

What did he mean by this?

>3 fucking INTS against literally the worst defense in the league
He is playing at his lowest level so never before said questions are being raised.

>tfw a bird shits on your new white hat but because the bird shit is white, and the hate is white, and you yourself are black, think you can get away with it and nobody will notice.

>Saints
>worst defense

Check out Baltimore, they got BTFO 44-7

lmao what a fucking buffoon

The wheels have blessedly fallen off the Pats bandwagon after the whole kneeling debacle better than a bad season ever could. It's nice having the fandom back in the hands of the true believers, if only for a week

He was never elite in the first place

Jets will beat the Jags.

mccown is gonna get swallowed up by sacksonville

McCown a shit

>that hat
my god.
could a man have less taste?

WHERE ARE YOU SNEAK

this, how am I supposed to be productive today if I don't know if my team moved up in the power rankings

Here discuss this in the meantime
>espn power rankings week 4
>1. Failcons
>2. Chefs
>3. Past
>4. Puckers
>5. Buncos
>6. Stoolers
>7. Raidurrs
>8. Loins
>9. Cowgirls
>10. Tits
>11. Viqueens
>12. Xehawks
>13. Iggles
>14. Skins
>15. Razorcakes
>16. Rasm
>17. Toxins
>18. old gay is a cancerous asshole and blight upon the earth
>19. Busc
>20. Jasg
>21. Tardinals
>22. Panturds
>23. Burrs
>24. Aints
>25. Bungles
>26. Lelphins
>27. Chorgers
>28. Gnats
>29. Naners
>30. Clots
>31. Jest
>32. Browns