/f1/ - Formula 1 general - Blyat edition

>Countdown to Malaysia GP:
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>Session times in your time:
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>Season standings:
1. Lewis Hamilton 263 points
2. Sebastian Vettel 235 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 212 points
4. Daniel Ricciardo 162 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 138 points

>News:
Pierre Gasly might replace Daniil Kvyat at Malaysia

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scuderiatororosso.com/en_IT/article/pierre-gasly-drive-scuderia-toro-rosso
theguardian.com/sport/2009/dec/23/michael-schumacher-f1-return-mercedes
it.motorsport.com/f1/news/terremoto-alla-fia-si-dimette-budkowski-capo-tecnico-della-f-1-957805/
twitter.com/mortificadorro/status/820337262634369024
motorsport.com/f1/news/analysis-red-bull-aston-martinjames-allen-957579/
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First for Stoffel the cutest driver

youtube.com/watch?v=RLr8RNwy5zY
>mfw Vettel post win radio

third for gimi :D

RIP torpedo

>Hello darkness my old friend

CRASHING THIS CAREER

oh cyka blyat

WITH NO SURVIVORS

Will Kelly still be with him? I guess so because all of his family is prone to failing

cya blyat

>tfw Gasly will probably get a win in his first race and even more shit will be flung at Kvyat

Keep hold of him Kelly.

Good, Kvyat's departure was long overdue

>having less points than Pascal fucking Wehrlein in a Sauber

With Sainz at Renault and Kvyat out. Who us gonna drive for STR in 2018. Gasly is safe but who gets the other seat. Gelael or Matsushita?

I genuinely feel bad for Blyat. The demotion after one bad race destroyed his career.

>having less points than Joe, Lee, or Palmer

Gelael for maximum KFC flavor.

anybody happy to see KUB fucked over by jew money?

>Gelael or Matsushita?
can't get a superlicence

matsushita could, it depends on what he will do next 4 races

Kvyat.

It's a temp replacement.
Basically Red Bull want to see if they can break a man.

And Kimi Räikkönen could still win this year's WDC. It just depends on what he will do next 6 races

Still Kvyat.


Or Kubica because I want to say I called it.

amx's fault

To evaluate talent for the main team. If they find a great driver/mechanic/designer or whatever they'll promote them at STR's expense. Like they did with amx.

>i want to believe

> Marketing boss Jens Thiemer agrees that Mercedes is comfortable with Hamilton's often controversial or polarising views, behaviour and personality. "We do not want marionettes or robots as ambassadors," he said. "Some personalities are more difficult to handle, but I think to give them too many rules is wrong. Drivers must be sensitive to the brand they represent, but you have to let them be themselves as well," Thiemer added.

HAM is untouchable, literal boss of mercedes

scuderiatororosso.com/en_IT/article/pierre-gasly-drive-scuderia-toro-rosso

OFFICIAL

No torpedo = no fun
Fuck F1.

DUBS AND GASLY CRASHES IN MALAYSIA

who else can we get into f1

>For a variety of reasons, some of them due to technical problems, but others being mistakes of his own making, Daniil Kvyat has not really shown his true potential so far this year, which is why we are standing him down for the next races.

That's the end goal yes. What's your point?

Buemi hopefully

>For the next Grands Prix
Plural DDDD:
>This is not a case of goodbye for our Daniil, as he still remains part of the Red Bull Family.
I hope Kelly doesn't dump him.

That STR are not there to compete for first place, have a near limitless source of funding, and therefore do not need contructor's points.

>That STR are not there to compete for first place, have a near limitless source of funding, and therefore do not need contructor's points.
But they're still a Formula 1 team you dense fat fuck. Their sole purpose isn't to just have somewhere to park their drivers

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SCHUMACHER RETURNING TO MERC
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
theguardian.com/sport/2009/dec/23/michael-schumacher-f1-return-mercedes


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see
>To evaluate talent for the main team.
Learn to fucking read or kys yourself. Or both.

there's still hope for Simona yet

But they are there to compete. And to promote Red Bull and bring good value to the brand.

How do you do that? Good performances. It's a different kind of need for performances. Or as in that they don't need to perform, but want to perform.

Either way, if the end goal is to reach the Red Bull-squad, Kvyat's lack of performances is therefore still very relevant, as he's useless to them if he doesn't show he can be good enough for the Red Bull-seat.
Which is why
>inb4 he doesn't score points
is actually a solid argument. That's how this whole thing started. I don't see what the problem is here.

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Veggie Shumey is still a better driver than Rosbitch

Is she a horse lesbian does she even have any with dicks?

>Casuals think Rosberg is still driving
G O O B E R S
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according to the snippet of the waglad doujin edit, yes, she probably enjoys many horse benis'

Fucking hell mate, you are genuinely an idiot. Let's list a few of the many reasons

1) More points scored by TR = Less points available for RBR's rivals to score
2) More competitive car = Better benchmark to judge the drivers against
3) Better pool of engineering and mechanical talent = Better talent for RBR in the future
4) TR higher up the field = more branding and marketing exposure, since they're in F1 to sell energy drinks
5) Giving their better driver more time in F1 = More time to develop into an even better driver in the future
6) Comparing rookie against better driver = Better benchmark
7) Pairing rookie vs good driver = easier time acclimatising rookie, better feedback and better car setup
8) Less Greeks with iq of a spinach leaf in /f1/ = Higher quality discussion without having to spoonfed babbies who have only followed the sport for 5 days
9) More consistent driver = More reliable datasets
10) Less crashprone driver = less headaches for mechanics having to stay in the garage for another 6 hours after dark repairing the car, less headaches back at the factory having to make more spares
11) Combining the above = more bovine semen tonics sold

I understand what you mean. They're not there to be backmarkers (at least not until next year :^) ) but they're not there to win races and WDCs either. You're right they'd possibly demean the RB brand if they were woeful, but at the same time they're aiming for midfield and have no plans to progress from there. IMHO that's not being truly competitive. You make a good point on the last part too. But overall we'll have to disagree.

Gasly looks like a mix between Stroll and AMX

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m8 horses don't permanently have their cocks out

But yes she has male horses.

Is it just cause Kvyat crashed a car by himself with no interference?

>Not three paragraphs

deeblyguncerned.jpg

>2017
>being a horse cock expert

Weird

>not knowing about how horsecocks work from Sup Forums

seriously?

ПPOCTO ИДИ HA ХУЙ

>2017
>NOT being a horse cock expert
>NOT having watched a tutorial on how to remove sheath beans on youtube with your /f1/ pals

weird

>sheath beans

I've seen my dog's willy, am I cool now?

>tfw I've forgot the webpage that gave you tips on masturbating an owl

God dammit

F

give it a lick and report back to us

who will fuck her now ?

She just gets passed around behind Kvyat's back.

Heкoтopыe из вac, peбятa, в пopядкe, нe oтпpaвляйтecь в Ceпaнг зaвтpa.

Thats a man dude

A very CUTE man, no shame in that

my
fucking
sides

Genuinely sad lads. I liked Kblyat.

Ok but she looks exactly like a long haired Max Verstappen...everyone here says Max Verstappen is ugly and looks like a frog.

Simply pointing out that you neets in here get blinded by vaginas...like I've actually seen Claire Williams described as sexy on this board.

I knew I wrote this for a reason.

who /feelbadforthisguy/?

it.motorsport.com/f1/news/terremoto-alla-fia-si-dimette-budkowski-capo-tecnico-della-f-1-957805/

>Marcin Budkowski, FIA F1 lead engineer resigns
>By the federation he was considered the man who could lead to a new generation of marshall replacing Charlie Whiting
>He worked for Ferrari and McLaren
>He will have to wait 3 months before getting into another team but he will sure get lots of offers because he kows what FIA will decided for the future

FUGG, we lost a chance to kill Charlie

>I've actually seen Claire Williams described as sexy on this board.

That was either ironic or some preggo fetish going on.
Plus Kelly has a better nose than Verstappen

>nose

O thats ok then, probably has a better cock as well

I mean that is a given. Have you seen how tight his pants are?

Is this why he over compensates with his driving?

AHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAAAA
>the eternal ryssä BTFO!

>>inb4 he doesn't score points
what I meant was that the points difference is not an accurate indication of his seemingly lack of talent. He is not a bad driver, but now with this situation again, RB seems to continue to treat him as if he's some kind of Ericsson.
I mean they prefer a driver who has been saying he wants to leave the RB family for more than a year, and will actually be leaving (on a loan) for next year over Kvyat. That's just strange. You only do that if you think Kvyat is a terrible driver, but he is not. I'm not saying he's goat, but he's not shit.

>>the eternal ryssä BTFO!

t. AFLA

>mfw gasly torpedoes Haaalmilel on his first race

inb4 government tanks roll onto the track at Sochi next year as a result of this blatant aggression against the Russian state

What if Gasly beats Sainz?
Will Renault try to get out of the loan contract?

>getting replaced by a pokemon

JUST

Also heres Gastly's GF

Reminder that Kvyat brutally EXPOSED Ricciardo in 2015

Ok thats an actual female. STR are improving instantly.

Huge schnoz but the tits make up for it.

EXCUSE ME

post motorsports babes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Sainz has been outperforming Kvyat by quite some distance, I would say that the points difference between them lines up pretty equally to the overall differences in performances between the two.

Kvyat has been just about shocking for Toro Rosso, it's not Palmer-tier, but he's not that far from it either.

If they were closer, maybe they would've kicked Sainz out and indirectly kick Palmer out to let Sainz drive there already and go with Kvyat-Gasly, but that's just not the case.

Not to mention that from the top of my head, Kvyat ordered his team to stay quiet and crashed out within 3 laps of the radio message twice this season and that he also basically crashed out his teammate at Silverstone. Objectively, he's been shit. Much shit.

Of course, you're going to keep Sainz, that makes perfect sense, plus the situation with him has been resolved, so whatever conflict there was, does not compensate for Kvyat's lack of pace, not by a long shot.

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She looks weirdly cute there, which isn't something I've ever thought about SDS.

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this I know to much about animal cocks from this site

she's 8 f a m twitter.com/mortificadorro/status/820337262634369024

>tfw Gasly is a kiddie fiddler
oh boy wowee

m8 at the risk of my reputation as WAGsguy I'm gonna object and require evidence.

uma delicia

im not clicking that finland, screencap and post it

>The latest noises are that the manufacturers seem to be pushing for the continuation of the MGU-H component of the hybrid system, which is the costly and complex element.
motorsport.com/f1/news/analysis-red-bull-aston-martinjames-allen-957579/

Well that fucking sucks

If it happens then it would mean engines are largely the same, we won't see new manufacturers, MWL will continue