Bravo nolan

bravo nolan

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Would unironically probably be the best Bond film ever.

>Love, Mr Bond, is the only power in the universe which can go through space and time

>For you, Mr. Bond, for you.

>Mr Bond, I'm CIA
>I'll be your escort to the secret base
>You sure you'll be alright? You look like a big guy for mountain climbing

FOR ENGLAND JAMES?

>do you expect me to be a big guy
>no mr. bond, for you

>the ultimate Bond villain yet
>Octobigguy

>Do you expect me to tell?
>No, I expect you to die
>It would be extremely painful.
>For you

from yous

>Tom Hardy
Could work
>Nolan
Christ, no. He can't direct action scenes for shit. Sam Mendes already basically aped Nolan's style in the last two movies. No need to get the man himself on board.

> Tell me Mr. Bond do you feel in charge?

>still no Tarantino bond movie

>Dr. Pavel, I'm MI6

>Nolan can't direct action scenes
*COUGH COUGH*

Would definitely be a Bond movie with best set pieces in cinema history.

And quite a few sloppy meme inducing action scenes, what more could you want c'mon

do you think nolan knows about this meme? How shit this whole plane scene is?

Good. Should have done it after Jackie Brown, he's way too far up his own ass now.

I know Hardy is aware of baneposting, but I doubt Nolan ever leaves his smug-bubble enough to have fun like Hardy does.

Ironic, considering he stole the idea for that scene from a Bond movie.

should james bond have such a little penis?

Its happening:
>Quentin Tarantino today confirmed that he will be directing the next James Bond, although it is still unclear who the next Bond might be.

>So Quentin, it looks like you got the gig.
I did indeed. It’s no secret that I wanted to direct a James Bond film since the very beginning of the Daniel Craig years. I laid out my ideas very clearly: Casino Royale but done in period and very faithful to the novel. They took on half of that idea but since then I’ve not stopped talking to Barbara [Broccoli] and the 007 team and when it became clear that Sam Mendes wasn’t coming back then I thought I could step in once more.

>So what will be the story and who will be Bond?
Let’s be clear about this. Barbara runs the show. I’m gonna throw in my suggestions and I’m gonna write the script but the direction of the story, the casting and all of that is out of my hands. I’m pitching a remake of Thunderball. It’s the film that was done a couple of times and for various copyright reasons it was never really resolved. And as for Bond I like the suggestion of Idris Elba and I love Michael Fassbender, but if I really had carte blanche I’d have Samuel L. Jackson. He’s so good. I mean suave and dangerous.

>What are the chances that Daniel Craig might stay on?
I don’t know. We need to have that conversation and I know that he’s really all about the script so I’d be eager to sit down and talk him through my ideas. But I can also tell him right now that there’ll be a lot more swearing and a bit less violence. But the violence will mean more if you know what I mean. And I want to put in the humor again, like the old Roger Moore Bonds.

Can't wait for the epic Nolan dialogue.

>Wait a minute, Bond! Where are we going again?
>We're going to the bad guy's lair!
>Oh yeah!

you joke, but there is a cia agent in bond named felix leiter

>And as for Bond I like the suggestion of Idris Elba and I love Michael Fassbender, but if I really had carte blanche I’d have Samuel L. Jackson. He’s so good. I mean suave and dangerous.

>mfw Samuel L Jackson as Bond

...

>tfw no Hemsworth James Bond.

>directed by Tarantino

this is a good thing, he was only good in rush

WHERES THE PLOT DEVICE

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>Bond movie with Tarantino
>Bond is played by Samuel L Jackson.

no thanks

i would go to the actual movie theatres for the first time in 7 years if this was a thing

still waiting on sauce fampai

Nolan doing a bond film? How dry and miserable would that be?

>TELL ME ABOUT DR EVIL, WHY DOES HE CONSPIRATE ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT

Shit nigga stop shooting at me.
Niggasaki it was you who ordered my pain, motherfucker I should kill you.
Birch get off the bed and put on some clothes, these motherfuckers are tying to keel me.

Wiggerkino

>le blatant expositional dialogue

I'd rather Harrison Ford read me a licensing agreement on ativan.

Fuck, I actually unironically dig the idea of Tom Hardy as Bond. This needs to happen.

I would unironically watch it.

>watching a nolan flick any other way than ironically