Ha ha... small dick white bois ain't gonna like this joint

Ha ha... small dick white bois ain't gonna like this joint.

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I got reboots over here, reboots over there
Reboots all day erryday

who are blake griffin and ryan kalil?

this, hollywood is so creatively bankrupt, it is so obvious, and also really pathetic

and somehow, somehow... it's bad that people pirate garbage?

There are people here on this board right now that used to make threads about which movie they'd like to see "rebooted"

and not as a joke

Vaginas have evolved to accommodate AVERAGE sized penises.

66% of vaginal nerve endings are located within the first TWO inches alone.

Stop all this stupid BBC shit, if you have a big dick you're a fucking freak.

Mmmm, racism meme. Classic OP.

This is nonsense, its like saying muscles are useless. i mean its somewhat true in modern society you dont really need muscles HOWEVER women mostly are attracted to it

same with BBC, a large black penis simply will look more satisfying, then pink peckerwoods

>will look more satisfying
>look
Maybe they have some advantage visually but it ends there.

Why does this cuck movie exist to begin with

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thats like saying there is no difference between gianna micheals and some troll women with a hunchback who lives in a cave i mean theyve both got vaginers and boobs dont they, the only thing thats different is the look.

attraction is 90% visual

BBC simply looks more impressive then a pink thing ever will, even if they are the same size(which they rarely are)

Im looking forward to not watching this just like the remakes of Total Recall, Robocop, Ghostbsters or Ben Hur.

Okay then faggot, why are so few white women marrying black guys? Interracial rates really aren't as high as people say they are.

nba players

imo a reboot isnt inherently negative, but especially around todays climate, they are almost guaranteed shitty quality, with probably ZERO planning ahead. Reboots are fine when profit isn't the main motive, and a director really wants to recreate greatness

ITT: people who didnt even see the movie but are triggered to shit by the title

8 inch white freak here, i dont mind it so much

starring michael b. jordan and idris elba

LOL..you dont marry blacks, everyone knows that. when white women want to marry they usually are out of shape so blacks arent even interested in them anymore since they can get younger white girls easier.Women at this age look specifically for a provider; hence the meme Alpha fucks beta bucks.

the rates of interracial dating are MUCH higher when women are younger (i.e. just drive around high schools these days and report back, in my area you barely find whitexwhite teen couples

If they made a movie called black men can't something, there would be riots.

You fucking idiots
The original movie was about the white guy breaking the stereotype and actually using the stereotype to his advantage

>implying Sup Forums watches movies besides some capeshit here and there

>it's another race discussion on Sup Forums
do you guys never get tired of this

This

this thread is shit, the original movie is good and fun

This. He hustles people, who underestimate him. And ends up dunking at the end.

they going to use jeopardy again?

>t autistic fat white virgin

You really believe that shit don't you

worst part of the movie by far

>imo a reboot isnt inherently negative

Then you're part of the problem.
You think I'm exaggerating but multiply your dumbass by a couple of hundred per theater and you just greenlit another p.o.s

The world is obsessed with race now user
It isn't meant for us anymore.

It'll be the new RoboCop or Scarface. It'll be a disgrace. We should be able to stop them.

Maybe when HollyJew and the media stop obsessing over, I'll give it a rest.

the new scarface was good though

>RoboNigga
>A black cyborg clashes with robo lives matter
id watch it

>NiggaFace
>Crazy black cracklord goes violently insane
nah if i wanted to see that i could just go to baltimore

maybe you shouldn't obsess over what hollywood and the media does, be your own man/boy.

go to another chan its ur only hope

He's not wrong though. There's nothing inherently wrong with reboots. Sometimes technological advances since the original can add something new, or could put a spin on the original. The problem is that the wave right now are all nostalgia driven cash grabs.

my goal is to stop using chans altogether, i'm spending less time here than before. that comes natural when it's nothing but porn span and regurgitated "politics". all the other chans suck anyway.

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>I HAVE A SMALL PENIS AND IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!!

ever think there's a reason why most women report being unable to have an orgasm from penetration? it wouldn't happen to coincide with the fact that the average penis is very small?

this has nothing to do with race, white men can have big dicks too, blacks just have the stereotype (and on average higher DHT levels which is correlated with bigger dick size)

but in any case, dick size matters, and it matters A LOT

what do you think women talk about when they discuss their boyfriends? you got a lot to learn

Niggaface is pretty much New Jack City.

I don't need to obsess over it because it's constantly barraging everyone in the face. You can't even deny it either because these people proudly wear it as a badge of honor.

Why don't you just take your own advice and stop obsessing over over what people talk about on Sup Forums then? Be your own man/boy.

>I don't need to obsess over it
then why do you.

>Hey guys let's talk about this movie
>No let's talk about penises and women, and race!
>Yes that sounds interesting.
Damn you guys are fucked in the head.

Bet in the remake he doesn't make the dunk.

Yes he is

>not knowing where you are

I'm pretty sure rebbit is more your speed pal o mine

>producer: noah weinstein

Do I? I don't need to go out my way to think about this stuff when I come here. Hollywood openly embraces what they do, they flaunt it even and thus topics involving race are then touched upon here. People like you on the other hand, go out of your way to post in these threads you hate so much.

>Ha ha... small dick white bois ain't gonna like this joint.
Yeah you had no idea what you were getting yourself into right?

feel free to go back to where you came from for "fresh memes" to repeat wholesale on facebook at your earliest convenience

Actually I spend way more time on reddit than Sup Forums these days.

>Do I?
well yeah you said so

He isn't though. There are plenty of remakes that worked. The Fly, Ocean's 11, King Kong. Even Ben Hur was a remake.

>facebook
>reddit

spotted the newfag crossposters

Are you retarded? Nowhere did I say that. I said I can stop discussing it anytime when they stop shoving the topic down everyone's throats. Since they can't even be bothered to deny it, the topic will be naturally brought up here more than it should be. I'm not even one of the guys you linked, just telling it as it is.

You know there's more to sex than penis in vagina right? It's all about foreplay. I've a less than average sized dick but I've still made girls orgasm when fucking them.

I think you're projecting.

>Nowhere did I say that.
one of the posters said that, which i am referring to.

yes i'm retarded to reply to people and expect the same people to reply back instead of randoms.

>I said I can stop discussing it anytime
>but not now because reasons
That's pretty much obsession lad. No one is shoving anything down your throat.

>one of the posters said
OK buddy.

Oh no someone had a reason to post. You might as well call every single post on a Sup Forums as obsessed. But yeah, it's obsession, so long as it's something you don't like.

>No one is shoving anything down your throat.
Whatever you say, JJ Abrams.

>You might as well call every single post on a Sup Forums as obsessed
If they keep doing it like you do, then sure.

>women mostly are attracted to it
citation needed

Like what? Discuss something you don't like? That's what it comes down to unless you just like complaining about everything. We're not talking about how a certain few in Hollywood like keeping ferrets as pets, this is something Hollywood prides itself on and constantly flaunts, that's why the topic keeps showing up here. You see this shit on the anime boards? Rarely because it's not an issue for them.

ENDLESS TRASH

don't forget the the show adaptations of movies

Reading this thread makes me wonder if there are many black guys here these days or did the cuck meme actually turn everyone into cucks.

I'm willing to wager none of the guys posting the 'u mad whiteboi' shit are actually black. Either genuine cucks, or people 'trolling' by pretending to be cucks.

kalil is in the nfl

Is Blake Griffin the white man? Because he can most certainly jump.

protip real black people dont come to Sup Forums and they usually dont actually act like a racist if they are no real person acts like Sup Forums when it comes to race Sup Forums is an exaggeration of the idea of being racist perpetrated by autism

99% trolling

Why wouldn't you cuckpost when it triggers so many people on every single board?

>Folder of 100+ blacked / cuck webms
>Haha p-pranked you guys again!

I think it's actual cucks behaving like bronies. It's infected gif the worst.

ayyyyyyo

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYO

*sips grape drank*

S H A D I L A Y

Blake Griffin is a black person who looks like a white man

>white man can't jump remake
Give me a fucking break.

Why?
It's going to be trash, no modern actors can either replicate nor upend that woody harrielson-Wesley Snipes chemistry paried with that potent 90s aesthet

Shit works best as a period piece, leave it alone

The state of Sup Forums. I bet they don't even realize the whitey fucking styles in the niggers

black men can't work

black men can't be a father

black men can't stay out of prison

Can't help it if whites are insecure

>no modern actors can either replicate nor upend that woody harrielson-Wesley Snipes chemistry paried with that potent 90s aesthet
This. The Harrleson-Snipes and the aesthetic are what make the movie. They are going to use two guys who can't act for shit, who have no personality, in some sterile, modern-day sleek, iphone'd world in which they will probably throw hack Trump references around, while everybody stands in frame smiling like a retarded male model.

Micro dick white boi detected lel

Leaked trailer here:
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the sad thing about this thread is I bet it's full of faggots who whine about traps being "faggot shit" then spend hours talking about long, thick, juicy turd dicks.

>looks like a giant horse turd
>looks satisfying
pick one

>mfw Woody can hear Jimmy and everyone on Blackish can't

You seem disturbingly interested in the male genitalia.

You realize she was paid by some white guy to say this, right?

Just because you have a micro dick doesn't mean you have to try to project that onto all white guys, you little bitch.

you wish

God damn that was depressing.
Fuck.

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Post the original.

People are just reacting to how the remake will predictably be.

>White men can't jump
>Black men can't win the Super Bowl

How come white QB always win the Super Bowl against all odds and just barely getting into the playoffs and usually from Wild Card position?

ITT: Buncha guys talking about dicks.

>white """""men""""" be cucked
There I just made your sequel.

Why not update it at least? White Men Can't Dance

Make an interesting story about two dancers, one black and one white, who hustle crews for money, every other crew has Latin and Black people and they all think the Honky can't dance.

Put Selena Gomez in the cutey role, make the white guy Derek Hough but the black guy is someone really mean like A$AP Rocky.

Racial humor can abound but will keep the heart of the original. Hopefully that doesn't take too much "creativity"

Why are white men so fragile?

>Who is Gordon hayward and Matt Bonner