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where the white women at?

fugg I wanted to create hungarian edition
oh well

are you surprised that buildings in ex soviet state are from 60s?

>tfw no gf to watch hockey with

i had a slovak gf

>spent 11+ hours outside every day this week
>apparently not wearing sunscreen will dramatically increase your skin cancer risk
welp, back to being a shut-in it is lads

no I'm surprised the interior is still from the 60s too

they left for the west.

China apparently has a radio channel where they teach Hungarians how to speak chink.

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are we getting gook'd?

Who is this Ahojčik (my new proposal for a nickname for Czech and Slovaks consisting of ahoj + a West-Slavic-sounding diminutive which you are so fond of using)?

what the hell?

Hi welcome /v4/ friends. Comfy discord server:
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fuck off nigger

>try to banter Czechoslovaks
>they hide away

How did you guys even survive the Ostsiedlung? At least Poles are ready to argue but you guys are just as soft as your languages ffs.

>How did you guys even survive the Ostsiedlung?
Also your banter is pretty weak.

it gets better
>akarni sült kacsa?
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>Alien (1979)
>beer
rate comfyness

rude

No

Meliško
A slovak internet legend
Died few years ago

We don't concern ourselves with non-countries

he is local version of Touretteguy

WHO REBUILT HRADČANY, YOU UNGRATEFUL NIGGERS? IT SURE WASN'T THE SLOVAKS!

>78538999
Did you guys hear anything?

nothing but a faint sound of jimmies rustling in the wind

HERE IS A PICTURE OF FRANTIŠEK ČAP, ONE OF SLOVENIA'S GREATEST FILM DIRECTORS. HIS FILMS ARE KNOWN BY EVERY SLOVENE. CZECHS, SLOVAKS, SLOVENES - ONE BLOOD, ONE LOVE, OK? PEACE.

calm down slovak user

...

here is a picture of the fucks i give

HUNGARIANS TOO, WE ARE GENETICALLY I D E N T I C A L. I AM TOT, YOU ARE TOT, EVERYBODY'S HAPPY!

TURK DOESN'T BELONG HERE, TURKS GO BACK, I'VE READ A STUDY PROVING THAT CROATS AND SLOVENES UNDERSTAND CZECH AND SLOVAK BETTER THAN THEY DO BULGARIAN. REMOVE KEBAB, OK?

and here is an HD picture of the fucks i give about croats and slovenes understanding czechs and slovaks

I will politely ask you to consider suicide

stepped on a pentatomoidea
my foot smells worse than pussy now
fuck

wank to it

more disgusting stories from bulgarians and such?

I wish I had a pretty girlfriend. I will propably never have a girlfriend.

i ate the pussy of a slovak girl that hadnt bathed for 3 days. sweetest pussy i tasted

i stopped masturbating 5 months ago
not starting again now

I think its borderline okay if she was not fatso

nice. I should also stop but really cant its just too good.

whats with slovaks and bathing? you are so averse to it. funny thing though, she didnt smell bad when she didnt bathe.

that's the problem, you get addicted to the dopamine rush
it also drains your energy and lowers your testosterone levels
that's why most betas masturbate a lot
stopped at 20, no reason to continue
It's helpful only after 50 to lower the risk of prostate cancer BUT only if you do it the oldschool way, no porn at all. Unless ofcourse if someone else jerks you off

her pores weren't clogged by turmeric and aniseed and whatever poo in loo spices you use for cooking down in the B*lkans

that """sweet stuff""" is from the fungal activity

didnt catch anything. though once we had sex in a park and she had a bit of a gooey thing come out of her vagina. didnt want to ask about it, not sure if i want to ask about it now.

ánon, I

did you fuck the swamp thing?

bacterial vaginosis most probably, as i said i didnt catch anything

well, I fucked a hooker whose vago smelled like a bag of cheddar

we're not perfect
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>we're not perfect
surely not by the looks of it

>hooker
numale
you're in hungary tho i don't blame you

so any female slovak anons wanna be my gf?

you have to prove you're a bulgarian gorilla first
post quads

ill get the remote if you dont give me the respect im due

i only respect bulgarian gorillas

what are you getting at?

no chance, she prefers polacks :^)

obvious lies
no wh*te woman likes wh*tebois

polacks are not white

polacks are germanic russians
you are wh*te

King of Madagascar was Slovak

fuck off subhuman t*rK

we are Sarmatians therefore not white

wh*tebois in denial

nice discussions

come home mongol man

8/10 you said you don't like old movies

also wtf is happening in this thread? Gone for couple of hours and everybody's talking about vaginal discharges

yeah I dunno I guess it's a south slav thing or something

>you said you don't like old movies
Yeah for the most part I don't, same as I can't make myself play old games, when I don't have any nostalgia for it then it just looks like it aged badly for me. Alien I guess is a classic though, and I like the retro tech aesthetics.

I also love movie The Thing, I bet there are many more oldies I'd love.

Fucking Monday is coming, man.

I told you, monday to me is like every other day, just sitting and studying. Only good thing is that I have MASH on tv in the evening

Yeah I know it's study mode for you
I'm just afraid to go to sleep
this month is exactly two years as I am working

good taste

I thought he was a polak.

you know how I feel? I don't want to go to sleep because I know that the book waits for me on the table tomorrow, but I have to go to sleep bc otherwise I'll feel tired
>eternal dilemma

sounds so familiar

I think you told me that already kek
I just love the show, every character is unique and interesting in their own way and the show deals with real social issues trough comedy. Perfection

slovak wiki says he is slovak, hungarian that hun and polish that he is polak

top kek

>-ski

>-ský

I know that I might sound a bit hypocritical here but I'd rather go to work than study. Atleast when you go to work you do your job, come home and be free, but when studying you're never actually free and never truly prepared. Never quite finished with studying. You don't have that tangible physical result of your work

Just don't study tomorrow. Take a day off, just one day can't do any harm.
t. someone's who hasn't studied for a week

I suppose so, though with studying you always learn something new even when it's fruitless. For me it's just same robotic procedure that gives pain to my eyes and neck. Might as well be picking strawberries and I will have the same result, maybe just a little less money.

hah I just went to Lithuanian wikipedia about him purely for curiosity and it says "of Slovak or Hungarian origin"

kek

I have a big problem with my parents who don't understand that I need some rest, and if I fail my exams they'll blame it on that one day I could've been studying more but instead got to relax. My family is kinda fucked up regarding college and studying
Also 14 more days till exams

K E K
E
K

>Moritz Benyovsky (September 20, 1746 - March 23, 1786) is a criminal from Eastern Europe, a person who committed a crime in many countries, including Japan in isolating countries. He self-named the baron.
Japanese wiki google translated. Perspective is an interesting thing.
I meant that as a warning and encouragement to continue studying.

are we the same?

I don't think I have, but I like it for those reasons and because it was the only thing me and my conservative Catholic School teacher grandma could agree on to watch when I was staying at her house.

Also just like old TV shows and movies anyway.

monday is literally the best day of the week
if you're on vacation
like me :^)

kek

Hungarians are way more patriotic and nationalistic than Slovaks desu

If I streamed my suicide via chainsawing my head off would you watch it? I wanna be a star.

Are you Sławek, Marcel or some other Pole user?

I would even donate you few bucks to watch this

so yeah, two burgers already complimented me on watching M*A*S*H*

take a guess dumb shituanian

Yes

who da fuck is Slawek?

but Marcel, you will always be my star no matter what

Liech?

fridge user
I really really really like his name