Snuck into the Westminster Press Pen
Told Mogg "pol was behind him"
dubs - decides who i interview next as an online independent reporter for Sup Forums
trips - i do a poo on the guy waiving an EU flag
Snuck into the Westminster Press Pen
Told Mogg "pol was behind him"
dubs - decides who i interview next as an online independent reporter for Sup Forums
trips - i do a poo on the guy waiving an EU flag
draw echoes around Bloomberg on that tent
cmon lads, you have a man on the ground in front of the world media, i am at your disposal
Try to find Farage, ask him if he'll run for PM
POO! POO! POO!
not turned up yet. not sure if he will, tons of protestors
FIND FARAGE OR BORIS
Try and get Doggy Dave and rub it in.
I don't know who is interesting. Finde some remanian and interview them?
FIND DANIEL HANNAN
Try to find CNBC and say you're a financial analyst with Morgan Stanley and your job is being sent overseas along with another 2000 of your coworkers. And you'll be on tv in no time if you confirm that rumor.
Re-roll for pig fucker.
This.
hahah, ok will try now. Stick with me boys. dressed up nicely to sneak in
What should i sneak into the interview for Sup Forums proofs?
CAN YOU INTERVIEW A LEFTY AND ASK THEM "HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL NOW THAT THE UK HAS BEEN SAVED BY PATRIOTS
roll4poo
FIND THE NEAREST OFFICIAL LOOKING CHUCKLEFUCK AND TRY TO INCITE MORE PANIC SELLING
ok something like
'moving people in the dubs digits, checkem'?
Find Cameron afterwards. I did get a get my man.
4 leaf
Say something about our queen and saviour Karen.
oh shit, so you are right.
ok trying to get an interview pretending im Morgan Stanley spokesman now.
will sneak in "moving in the dubs digit, checkem" into the interview
when im back i need more ideas
At the end of the interview say you need to poo in the loo
Ask Nige if what he thinks of his weeb supporters?
>big guy
>next step of your master plan
>for you
Sick!
Mogg is the most articulate motherfucker i`ve ever seen.
say path of light
>crashing the EU with no survivors
The phrase 'Shocking truth'
This is good too.
Just ask someone when we are removing the shitskins.
OP, do this
Get on tv and them that this is a referendum in favor of remaining British and not an Islamic caliphate like Germany and France.
This, you can add it subtly like "they're crashing EU with no survivors!"
poo pooo pooo
Crashing the EU with no survivors.... for u
or
offer to shake his hand, stop, pull back, "my hands are dirty, so are mine"
fuck lads. got interviewed by some shitskin reporter.
i dont think they believed my interview and pulled funny faces afterwards
what do
KEK commands poo
Did you sperg out on him or something?
FLING SHIT AT MERKEL
Run out, screaming "Sup Forums FIRST"
Kek commands poo
oh boy
oy vey
Find something that's live
BRING ON THE SLUDGE
YOU NEED TO MAKE JOURNALISM GREAT AGAIN
GET IN THERE AND ASK HARD QUESTIONS, YOU DON'T NEED A PRESS PASS
ITS OGRE
You poo on him.
Oh shit.
ohhhhh fuck boys.
what do i do with quads?
...
You could say "Is Brexit really the path of light that the Brexiters have been telling us it is? Will it really insulate Britain from financial ruin?"
Or you could say this one. "Do you think Britain leaving means crashing the EU? Do you think there will be any survivors out of the remaining EU members?"
you better not poo and make yourself known as a leaver. i warn you.
Deliever or be dammed by kek
>quads
WHAT IS QUADS, OP? WHAT IS QUADS?
He is with us
fuck.
Go to restroom, release some poo, ad bring it back out to the main area and find someone to throw it at, shouting "India Superpower 2030"
Nice digits.
this much power has never been witnessed, praise kek
im pussying out of poo'ing on someone lads
im not strong enough
kek have mercy on me
posting in legendary bread
Shit on Cameron shouting "POO IN LOO", "
Sup Forums WAS RIGHT" and "PAKIS OUT".
>"You're a big guy", "For you","Crashing this EU, with no more nation states"
P R A I S E K E K
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Get on your knees in the middle of the pen and begin praying loudly to Kek. Maybe someone will film it
quads means you tell the next person who talks to you "England for the English"
OK. I will try to get on live with someone and do this. eyes peeled boys
forgive me for no poo
YOU HAVE TO SHOUT;
>INDIA WILL BE A SUPER POWER BY 2030, THIS IS THE DESIGNATED SHITTING ZONE
When you poo somewhere
You will poo. Kek demands it
Holy fuck.
Quads wants poo.
This right here!
Find someone live
Mention India superpower by 2030 for poo satisfaction.
FUCKING RETARDS
YOU HAVE TO SAY PATH OF LIGHT!!!!!!!!
Yell "allahuh akbar"
first post best post
truly a piece of photographical art
MEDIOCRE!
Subtle red pills my friend.
Subtle red pills
No one needs you to do any sperg tier embarrassing memes. But be sly, and youll do good.
Air a controversial opinion, in a creative way?
shit in a bag and throw it then
Ask someone "how will we know that Brexit has worked and was the right decision?"
Will the digits confirm it?
i don't know who's there, but I only require you bring up Pepe and/or Kek worship and try to get a serious reaction to this serious situation.
Did you just go against his will?
At the very least, mention India, Poo and Super Power by 2030.
And instead of saying "For you" say "For EU"
>Man flings shit at Minister
>Sup Forums suspected involved
Tell Cameron
"Yes, yes! Well done, Remain! Well done, Remain! HOWEVER..."
PRAISE IT
No; he should yell "How's the snackbar!?" in a muffled but indistinctly muslimy sounding way, and let panic assert itself
That would be a great headline.
Dont shit on someone you devalue the entire conservative momentum if you do thay. Continue pretending to be a Morgan employee.
>Later news review.
>"Who is this 'Sup Forums' we keep hearing about?"
RIGHT BOYS
Had another Morgan Stanley interview. Wasn't live, but with Sky News.
Went on about dangers and uncertainty, then finished with "we may move people in the dubs digit checkem" really quickly.
EYES PEELED
In Fulton?
Ask about the petition from butthurt Remainers for Parliament to debate a second referendum.
YOU ALMOST ROLLED 33
Tell something that would make the pound worth less than toilet paper...
>it already does in Venezuela
>tfw Kek will l i t e r a l l y kill OP if he doesn't do this.