Sup Forums Press Rep

Snuck into the Westminster Press Pen

Told Mogg "pol was behind him"

dubs - decides who i interview next as an online independent reporter for Sup Forums

trips - i do a poo on the guy waiving an EU flag

draw echoes around Bloomberg on that tent

cmon lads, you have a man on the ground in front of the world media, i am at your disposal

Try to find Farage, ask him if he'll run for PM

POO! POO! POO!

not turned up yet. not sure if he will, tons of protestors

FIND FARAGE OR BORIS

Try and get Doggy Dave and rub it in.

I don't know who is interesting. Finde some remanian and interview them?

FIND DANIEL HANNAN

Try to find CNBC and say you're a financial analyst with Morgan Stanley and your job is being sent overseas along with another 2000 of your coworkers. And you'll be on tv in no time if you confirm that rumor.

Re-roll for pig fucker.

This.

hahah, ok will try now. Stick with me boys. dressed up nicely to sneak in

What should i sneak into the interview for Sup Forums proofs?

CAN YOU INTERVIEW A LEFTY AND ASK THEM "HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL NOW THAT THE UK HAS BEEN SAVED BY PATRIOTS

roll4poo

FIND THE NEAREST OFFICIAL LOOKING CHUCKLEFUCK AND TRY TO INCITE MORE PANIC SELLING

ok something like

'moving people in the dubs digits, checkem'?

Find Cameron afterwards. I did get a get my man.

4 leaf

Say something about our queen and saviour Karen.

oh shit, so you are right.

ok trying to get an interview pretending im Morgan Stanley spokesman now.

will sneak in "moving in the dubs digit, checkem" into the interview


when im back i need more ideas

At the end of the interview say you need to poo in the loo

Ask Nige if what he thinks of his weeb supporters?

>big guy
>next step of your master plan
>for you

Sick!

Mogg is the most articulate motherfucker i`ve ever seen.

say path of light

>crashing the EU with no survivors

The phrase 'Shocking truth'

This is good too.

Just ask someone when we are removing the shitskins.

OP, do this

Get on tv and them that this is a referendum in favor of remaining British and not an Islamic caliphate like Germany and France.

This, you can add it subtly like "they're crashing EU with no survivors!"

poo pooo pooo

Crashing the EU with no survivors.... for u

or

offer to shake his hand, stop, pull back, "my hands are dirty, so are mine"

fuck lads. got interviewed by some shitskin reporter.

i dont think they believed my interview and pulled funny faces afterwards

what do

KEK commands poo

Did you sperg out on him or something?

FLING SHIT AT MERKEL

Run out, screaming "Sup Forums FIRST"

Kek commands poo

oh boy

oy vey

Find something that's live

BRING ON THE SLUDGE

YOU NEED TO MAKE JOURNALISM GREAT AGAIN

GET IN THERE AND ASK HARD QUESTIONS, YOU DON'T NEED A PRESS PASS

ITS OGRE

You poo on him.

Oh shit.

ohhhhh fuck boys.

what do i do with quads?

...

You could say "Is Brexit really the path of light that the Brexiters have been telling us it is? Will it really insulate Britain from financial ruin?"

Or you could say this one. "Do you think Britain leaving means crashing the EU? Do you think there will be any survivors out of the remaining EU members?"

you better not poo and make yourself known as a leaver. i warn you.

Deliever or be dammed by kek

>quads
WHAT IS QUADS, OP? WHAT IS QUADS?

He is with us

fuck.

Go to restroom, release some poo, ad bring it back out to the main area and find someone to throw it at, shouting "India Superpower 2030"

Nice digits.

this much power has never been witnessed, praise kek

im pussying out of poo'ing on someone lads

im not strong enough

kek have mercy on me

posting in legendary bread

Shit on Cameron shouting "POO IN LOO", "
Sup Forums WAS RIGHT" and "PAKIS OUT".

>"You're a big guy", "For you","Crashing this EU, with no more nation states"

P R A I S E K E K

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Get on your knees in the middle of the pen and begin praying loudly to Kek. Maybe someone will film it

quads means you tell the next person who talks to you "England for the English"

OK. I will try to get on live with someone and do this. eyes peeled boys

forgive me for no poo

YOU HAVE TO SHOUT;
>INDIA WILL BE A SUPER POWER BY 2030, THIS IS THE DESIGNATED SHITTING ZONE
When you poo somewhere

You will poo. Kek demands it

Holy fuck.

Quads wants poo.

This right here!

Find someone live

Mention India superpower by 2030 for poo satisfaction.

FUCKING RETARDS
YOU HAVE TO SAY PATH OF LIGHT!!!!!!!!

Yell "allahuh akbar"

first post best post

truly a piece of photographical art

MEDIOCRE!

Subtle red pills my friend.
Subtle red pills

No one needs you to do any sperg tier embarrassing memes. But be sly, and youll do good.

Air a controversial opinion, in a creative way?

shit in a bag and throw it then

Ask someone "how will we know that Brexit has worked and was the right decision?"
Will the digits confirm it?

i don't know who's there, but I only require you bring up Pepe and/or Kek worship and try to get a serious reaction to this serious situation.

Did you just go against his will?

At the very least, mention India, Poo and Super Power by 2030.

And instead of saying "For you" say "For EU"

>Man flings shit at Minister
>Sup Forums suspected involved

Tell Cameron

"Yes, yes! Well done, Remain! Well done, Remain! HOWEVER..."

PRAISE IT

No; he should yell "How's the snackbar!?" in a muffled but indistinctly muslimy sounding way, and let panic assert itself

That would be a great headline.

Dont shit on someone you devalue the entire conservative momentum if you do thay. Continue pretending to be a Morgan employee.

>Later news review.
>"Who is this 'Sup Forums' we keep hearing about?"

RIGHT BOYS

Had another Morgan Stanley interview. Wasn't live, but with Sky News.

Went on about dangers and uncertainty, then finished with "we may move people in the dubs digit checkem" really quickly.

EYES PEELED

In Fulton?

Ask about the petition from butthurt Remainers for Parliament to debate a second referendum.

YOU ALMOST ROLLED 33

Tell something that would make the pound worth less than toilet paper...


>it already does in Venezuela

>tfw Kek will l i t e r a l l y kill OP if he doesn't do this.