How was your work today Britons?

>Go at my work where there are many people from Poland, Nigeria, Malaysia etc
>First thing in the morning and everyone starts talking about the referendum
>Malaysian girls have no idea what happened
>They get panicked and start asking questions like "wait, why did they leave? What happens now? So no more free NHS?"
>Nigerians panick as well while looking at each other saying "does this mean that we have to go back to Nigeria?"
>MFW I think of Sup Forums's "you have to go back" meme and start hysterically laughing.
>Everyone stares at me with dead eyes and I swear I could see the fear in their faces
> -"did you vote user?". Me: "No No, I am not British, I cannot vote. (Although I'm from Cyprus and first thing I did early in the morning was go and vote)"
One fat British girl go so upset after 2 hours that she started crying and asked to leave. Another guy from Pakistan bought tickets to his country and he said he's not coming back.

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>the girl has no idea what's going on in the country she works and lives in

this thing actually did happen

You are underestimating ignorance burgerbro

I was saying I believe you

And now, the great removal of kebab will happen. That...or UK will finally call for the removal of refugees from various cities. I mean...they technically can since they are no longer a part of the EU.

Why are Malaysians even in this country? How do they get in? Are they brain surgeons, do they have special skills or something?

>> -"did you vote user?". Me: "No No, I am not British, I cannot vote. (Although I'm from Cyprus and first thing I did early in the morning was go and vote)"
what a fucking cuck. missed out on a perfectly good opportunity to establish rightfully earned dominance.

>Another guy from Pakistan bought tickets to his country and he said he's not coming back.

beautiful.

just keep doing this kind of thing and the immigrants that refuse to integrate will continue to deport themselves, just like so. no need for a race war, just a healthy dose of nationalism will make Britain British again.

the cultural reverberations of these kind of political happenings is, I think, underappreciated. they really will start to go back of their own accord

Remember, there is a difference between how people think on this board and how people think outside in real life. Sup Forums is a great place to discuss openly but people are just not ready for it.

Agreed. Some people would lash you to a cross if you said what you really felt outside of pol.

>there is a difference between how people think on this board and how people think outside in real life
I already used the word cuck but just can't come up with a more fitting insult. You're literally cucking your own thoughts to appeal to people. Normal people with strong self esteems do NOT have to keep up separate online and offline personas. They don't

A. parrot crazy shit they hear online because MEEMS XD
B. fear people find out their true thoughts

If it's worth believing in it's worth speaking out loud. Grow some balls.

Getting stabbed by niggers who don't even understand the reason why they're so upset by the way your vote was cast is not worth that small moment of triumph.

Enjoying your nice, peaceful country after they've been deported is.

I agree but is the 52% afraid of saying they voted out?

you are part of the refuse.

If the people that voted out are afraid to say they voted out then you know there was a problem to begin with.

You should be able to speak your political views anywhere in the western world without fear of being stabbed, macheted, or blown up.

Fuck you medkit Cybros are alright, the best takeaway burger in my town is Cypriot run

today has been a great day

whatever. you are just as drunk today as yesterday.

>Sup Forums is a great place to discuss openly but people are just not ready for it.
Even then, there are topics that are too fringe for Sup Forums.

I can't wait to get into work on Sunday, it's going to be great.

My boss was a solid lead, and all the great banters are leave too.

I actually knew, with very high certainty, that we would leave mainly because the two most left wing, socialist people at work are adamantly against the EU.

Labour voters, pensioners, and the dispossed have saved our country from tyranny.

only american niggers kill people without a second thought
euroniggers just rape and leech government aid

>Another guy from Pakistan bought tickets to his country and he said he's not coming back.
Hahaha. Why is leaving immediately though?

>tfw on nightshift and saw it all unfold

I'll always remember that night.

Went down the curry mile in manchester, and every time I saw a family of poo in loos I said "The hell with the EU chaps!" to them as I walked past.

They all had faces like thunder, kek

I work in a school, teachers / deputies all openly talking about how england is screwed

All members of staff that do real jobs talking about how they voted leave

Teachers think they're clever. They have never done a fucking thing except condition the next generation with liberal poison.

Bit yeah nice to watch the meltdown

anyone translate?

The bong walked down a street in Manchester with a lot of curry restaurants, and every group of brown people he walked past he cheered brexit to their dismay.

walked down a street in an area heavily populated by immigrants in the city of manchester. every time I saw a family with middle eastern roots I said "screw the european union my friends" as I walked past them. they frowned, lol.

alternately, it could just be a main street in the brownest of manc neighborhoods

Is this real? It can't possibly be real. It's way too good.

>Malaysian girls have no idea what happened
Not surprised in the least.

They pretty much supply a huge amount of nurses, we have tons of them in the NHS though they're all protected so I don't know what they're worrying about.

The pleasure of being cummed inside

More green text pls

lol thanks

Supervisor in a meat factory like 50/50 mix of British and mainly Polish/Lithuanian Johnny foreigners started work at 6 so none of us were sure of the result at 7:30 when people who don't do overtime arrive get shouted over to the door polish lass says to me I cannot do work today I have to go back to Poland burst into laughter and start cheering and she gets visibly upset(I don't think she realised that I didn't know the result), also had patriotic music blasting out for most the day with awkward as fuck silence from them with a handful of us singing our hearts out.

This.
Thank you fased binland

>711
Lmao

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curry_Mile

Literally called the curry mile

they're a commonwealth country matey

chinese and indian malaysians are ok but the malays themselves are fucking useless

source : i worked in malaysia

> Brit overseas in industry
> 9am for me is midnight in the motherland
> Supervisor comes over to me with a shit-eating grin saying Remain is in the lead so his investments will be safe
> Feign disinterest
> Cry inside
> Day goes on
> Constantly checking the polls, disbelieving
> THEY'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING
> At noon supervisor comes over looking worried, asks me if I have any insider information for what British currency exchange to use
> "Sorry boss, can't help you"
> Grinning like a maniac at confused coworkers as the day goes on
> BBC calls result for leave
> Put "Jerusalem" on loop in the background
> Pound fluctuations means my salary went up 10% in a day
God Save The Queen

They could even before that.

Yeah it's been insane, loads of people on Facebook and in my workplace were shocked that the pound's relative value fell, shocked at the stock market drop (thus exposing them as economically illiterate) and one special human being even asked if we were still in Europe.

I mean, I can understand being pro-Leave or being pro-EU, that's a relative value assessment but what the fuck?

i have done practically nothing all day
i answered a couple of emails but spent the rest of the day watching the news channel

Do you even know what the word "cuck" means you neo-memester? The fact that you use it because you can't think of a better word literally indicates you're just using it because it's the flavor of the month insult.

Yeah, one of my friends said he voted for Brexit and people he's known for years, friends of his, are taking him to pieces incredibly rudely. It's pretty insane desu, no way in hell am I saying how I voted, ballots are secret for a reason.

Translated:

I went to work and overheard some people talking about the referendum. I was too beta to openly admit that I memed off of Sup Forums and royally fucked the UK, so I lied. SHOWED THEM, HUH GUYS?

>unironically butthurt

lel

Drinking some fine British ales and browsing my shitty leftist friends twitter accounts.

It's been a good day lads.

numale detected

>One fat British girl go so upset after 2 hours that she started crying and asked to leave

did you ask her why she voted for remain then?

>the trooper

Good lad.

>German financial services company
>very pro-Remain city
>hipsters
>someone that works there is literally called "Jo Cox"
>everyone apart from one of the admin lads and the old security chap at the front desk vote Remain
>this morning everyone is visibly upset and nervous
>"when can we go back in?"
>"it's not legally binding right?"
>"I literally can't even" yes really
>try my best not to be a smug git
>reassuring e-mail comes round from the CEO, all is well
>he even makes the same point as I have been doing, that we operate very profitably in non-EU countries too

old lady at my work was nearly in tears cos she thought the markets were going to collapse.

?MFW we finished down, but only by 3.15% & still above 6000.

>YFW the German market finished down 6.82%.

kek.

I was expecting it to be grim, because it's obviously selling on Its Maiden name, but it's actually really nice.

c-can you buy groceries? whats going on with your sheckles limeyfriend?

just for you

Cheers lad!

Forgot to mention that the most depressed person I saw all day was the Polish bloke who made my egg and bacon sandwich and coffee in Subway.

>Another guy from Pakistan bought tickets to his country and he said he's not coming back.
>Don't talk to me or my muslim family ever again!

Teacher who voted Leave here, many colleagues have done the same though we're keeping it between us for fear of the SLT and parents wrath. Don't tar us all with the same brush.

>she asked to leave
kek

Mentioned to my pals that you guys left. They weren't really up to date on the whole Brexit thing, but they know its a good thing you guys left.

Wish I could be in Britain so I could celebrate with you guys. I'll just pop off some fireworks over here in honor of you lads.

Whatevs you drink. Savor the moment.

>cleaning toilets and leaves out of the gutter is a "real job"
>teaching children and being in charge of the education of the next generation and thus the future of the nation is not

white trash pls

>Kathryn I'm afraid we're too busy and you must remain

Law #38, think as you like but act like others. How fucking stupid are you?

>Law #38, think as you like but act like others
that's the stupidest fucking thing I've heard in a while and also how low test are you to believe in some "laws of success" you found on the internet?

>Expecting anyone to charge Russian artillery at 4.7% alcohol

OPs story is literally top kek

But if I were you brits I'd be in peoples faces who are visibly upset.
I'd be openly chuckling and saying "PACK YOUR BAGS M8"
It's amazing to see you britbongs liberate your country none the less.
Fuck those lefty fags, can't wait to see America do it in November.

>mfw she resigns

Oops low testosterone is not an argument.

Give it another go lad.

not an argument is not an argument

>Be in Royal Air Force.
>Be on deployment to Middle East.
>Went to sleep thinking there was no way we would be leaving.
>Wake up and ignore internet.
>Head into work.
>Meet mates.
>"user! It's looking good for leave!"
>"Huh?"
>"We're 1,000,000 votes ahead!"
>Get into work, everyone is "FUCK YEAH! INDEPENDENCE DAY!"

All the best lad.

Now settle a debate, which is uglier, Victor or Nimrod?

48 Laws of Power. It is actually interesting, but whether you think some 'laws of success' are good or not, most Sup Forumsacks follow law 38 anyway.

Lying isn't cool, user

>tfw no work today due to provincial holiday
I can't wait for monday to make a fun of the retard brit that voted Remain and held a party for it with other expat.

Nimrod.

>greet everyone with 'god saves the queen'
>play the UK's anthem on my PC as everyone laughs and moves on with their work

I looked down the train carriage of the 7.07 to wolverhampton via new street and noticed a curious sight. Half the people on the train looked almost suicidal and the rest, including myself had beaming smiles on their faces. I put some Elgar on the earphones and carried on smiling.

I love currency fluctuations.

The with use it too

kek

>pack your bags m8

You do know it was only a referendum