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Jesus edition. Thotposters GTFO.

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im actually not a virgin

had my first and grabbed my first boobs and vagina like at 12

*hits you*

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I WOULD LIKE TO THANK JESUS CHRIST FIRST AND FOREMOST

Real virgin hours. If you got them blue balls I want your to murder that mf (you) button

misa

She was on the Neon Demon right? Nice movie

rate

Now that i think about it i was actually 12 and it happened like a week later after i first started masturbating

Praise Christ

I would like to thank Lord Huitzilopochtli first and foremost

7/10

yes, and yes.

Obnoxious t'bh

i wish i had a gf so i could abuse her

there isnt a cuter look in the world like the face of woman after telling her she is ugly

Blessing this thread

rude

How do I stop viewing women as objects? It's fucking terrible. I look at and I don't think about her interests, or talking to her, I just think about how bad I want to stick my dick in her butthole.

need help desu

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Never kissed a girl before

>asking /cum/ for help on this matters
LOL

are you retarded

rate my ex

It's because you're ugly. And fat.

What's the preferred hot sauce in Mexico?

Yeah Among other things

Is there a single female from our generation that doesn't have a thotty dancing video posted online?

Why is it considered pure to cut your balls off

>What the fuck kind of rancid women are you accustomed to?

your mother

Taco bell Diablo

I need friends

Stop trying to get attention

does anybody wants to be my friend

no

No. Cara poster fuck off

My female coworkers

what

Don't become a fedora, mate.

I use a name for a reason sweetie

Excuses don't matter. I'm fat but I am not a virgin. I had sex with my ex gf

I'll be your friend! And we can be the gayest fucking posters on /cum/!

How do you feel about the fact that your grandkids will be brown?

you're doing it right, it's the nu-males who say shit like "i value a woman's opinions and personality over her body." Lying to themselves and their dick in an attempt to gain favor with women or appear "unique" or "not primitive".

caring about a woman's opinions will not make her like you more. Seeking a woman's approval in any way will not make her like you more. Her tits are 9999x more interesting than anything that comes out of her mouth, and this isn't a good or bad thing, it's just a fact of nature

can't imagine being ashamed for being attracted to women

Well I'm already brown so..
Actually interact with females/befriend girls

Anime women are hot

Bring it on

Everyone in this thread has strayed from God.

I don't believe you. Also I bet even when fat you look better than me

but if we deport all the mexicans who will heat up our microwave burritos??

they'll be asian

>Actually interact with females/befriend girls

That doesn't work.

I have always asked myself "would i fuck this woman" to all non relative women ive met, hell even some realted ones.

Who is the hottest one?

GAME OF THRONE IN 2 MINUTES

we're all sinners, its a another thing if you admit it

Already scoured through their social media?

I'm not that fat. Just a bit overweight to a noticeable degree

Tell me more? Is the show actually good?

every civilization has to answer this question at some point

Reminder that if you arent on hte /cum/ elite discord you are a loser

>still watching game of thrones

who non-loser here?

>discord
mal post

already saw the episode

Yeah, I tried to find stuff desperately.

but with no Mexicans, how will our children learn quantum physics??

no, it's terrible. But in a soap opera way that makes people keep watching it

guess they'll have to learn something useful instead

>got and rick and morty tonight
Fuckin awesome

stop copying my jokes

thats why nobody likes you

Percocet, Molly, Percocet

don't like this album desu

do people actually use that shit for their chopsticks? what the fuck?

coincidence?

in protest of Donald Drumpf I'm going to let my front lawn grass grow until he is impeached. The front of my house will be an exhibition influenced by the seminal documentary "A Day Without Mexicans"

look at that you dumb republicans. A whole foot of foliage has grown. hahaha racists btfo

it's even funnier when they glorify taking promethazine

Kizuna ai is based

ok

>go to a small university
>have a class during the eclipse
>professor has delayed class so that everyone can see it
>don't really want to deal with the crowds just to see an eclipse, but i don't want to get judged by the professor for skipping it
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Gonna kill meself

just gave a nazi the finger haha bet he's rethinking his life now

good luck

this eclipse thing has been way overblown

>driving in traffic hell just to see 2 minutes of darkness.

skip it. you're not paying to go on a faggy field trip, you're paying to learn.

Pretty sure that grass over a foot is against the law most places.

Eclipse is from 1240 to 1600

But tbf i ask everyone i see if they are gonna see the eclipse

everyone thinks im super excited for it

they dont know im just playing

ignorant idiot

post more lewd webms of girls plese

Petition to label Antifa as terrorists hits 100k signatures required for White House response

Any dormposters here?

the eclipse is going to be neat. I am excited to witness an event that only happens once every couple decades

>not using it as an opportunity to hit on random chicks asking to borrow their glasses to stare at the sun

just say "hey do those work" and the hoe will hand you some glasses and talk to you for more than 0 seconds

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timeanddate.com/countdown/eclipse?iso=20170821

There is literally gonna be one in 7 years

The total path starts in Sinaloa.

idk why i even replied because is obvious you were fishing for my (you)

Yup. Had sex yet? Some thot was getting pounded next door already. Move in was friday ffs

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