/balt/ + /ausnz/

Fuck France edition

Yeah fuck France

I wish I could fuck France desu

need someone to touch my peepee

Okay, present it

there you go

If you mean destroy their country and people in the most devastating way possible I agree.
need to touch someones peepee desu

Is this a place for ERP
Hello

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Why does everybody think this?
WHO KEEPS SAYING WE ERP!
(yes this is the place)
that right bulge should be illegal

*touches your peepee*
You can touch my peepee (no homo)
No, this is for international discussion

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Why does he have tits?

>You can touch my peepee (no homo)
*touches your peepee*
but then who will touch my peepee?
wow that's a rare Alfonso, very nice

Looks like you're just in time.

I will touch your peepee

Such an aesthetic bulge
I don't know, it's kinda gross
I'll touch your peepee
*touches your peepee*

this makes me immensely happy
thanks

>two people touching my peepee at the same time
wew...

I would like to touch both of your peepees

And maybe even do some hand-holding

If I'll be honest... I'd rather someone touch my butt, but peepee is fine I guess.

Alright I tolerated the gayposting but now there is talk of hand-holding, this is gone too far.
Take a good look at yourselves.

You can touch my peepee all you want but h*ndholding is taking it a bit far

me on the left
you on the right

*does unspeakable things to your booty*

too late. It was always too late

God I wish that was us
u-unspeakable?
I hope it's violently unspeakable

Does anyone go to /r9k/ just to feel genuinely better about themselves after viewing the absolute spite and hatred of the people of said board?

Like jesus, imagine having this much unironic hatred for women and chads.

just some spanking

If you're going to hold my hand could you also scruff my hair?

I popped in once and never went back, the people are just fucked in the head and not fun at all.

Who you voting for lads? I'm stuck between NZ First or Labour, not sure about Opportunities Party, Gareth Morgan seems shady as fuck. He's a millionaire economist ffs, what does he get out of helping poor people and students?

who would want to mess up that perfect hair

Could you do.. a bit more?
You really like your hair being played with don't you?
*ruffles your hair*
hm, fluffy
I sometimes go to Sup Forums for the same reason, except there instead of blaming chads for their problems they blame Jews.

I don't do that, but I can understand it

Some of them are so full of spite and bitterness that it makes my social inadequacies seem like nothing

I used to go there for the Pretty Princess threads and the vocaroo threads but nothing beyond that.

NZ First probs, I don't actually mind Bill but I DON'T like the way the countries run.

hmm... I suppose so

you on the bottom

I dropped Bill after that cooking selfie he posted where he had spaghetti on his Pizza.

[spoiler]jk I've voted National in the past three elections and I feel like NZ First could do with the balancing power they've been losing out on.[/spoiler]

Probably TOP
Winston promises far too much with literally no plan of getting it done or how he will fund his plans, plus I'm not over the age of 60.
I'm considering Labour more and more every day though.

The thing about Gareth Morgan is he's a philanthropist and is sick of seeing the nz public get fucked around by identity politics, if you had the money, brains and power to change your country for the better would you do it?

All I know for sure is that I'm not voting Act/National/Maori.

Bill wtf

Dunno, if I vote it'll probably be for Winnie Pete or Gareth Morgan
Yes I certainly do

Maybe Labour, I always preferred Jacinda over Simon Bridges when the two of them were on Breakfast doing debates.

You gotta vote man! even if it's for something garbage like National you gotta prove your point.
*caresses you hair*
If you don't I'll refuse to touch your hair even though it might kill me if I don't.

There is literally nothing wrong with tinned spaghetti on pizza.

Bill, you've got a country to run.

There is if you do it as a publicity stunt to make yourself seem more of a human when pretty much everybody either dislikes or is indifferent towards toy.
>haha I wear jandals when I go out, I'm so relateable right guys!

RIP Colin

I'll run it into the ground if don't agree.

Whoop forgot a word.

There was supposed to be a "you" in between the words if and don't.

Sorry for the mix up and inconvenience.

Hope you have a nice day.

Friendly reminder to vote for Gareth.

I suppose, this is the first election in which I'm old enough to vote so I probably should

Vote Mana.

what's up with the American flag?

I only voted because we had weed on the ballot

Is that the party with Colin Craig?

I'm pretty sure it only takes 5 minutes anyway.
You won't need to vote in 10 years when the Chinese have turned us communist anyway, so might as well get it done whilst you still can you know?
It's a face swap with Trump, I thought it would be funny when I made it.
Apparently not.

Hone Harawira seems like a good vote if you're Maori, he says some pretty sensible things when he isn't saying something incredibly racist against white people.

I think he's an alright guy.
I'd never vote for the fuckwit though.

I didn't even know Mana was still a relevant party.

>"I'd never allow my daughter to marry a white man."

DAMN

It's not.

Wow, you guys got straight to the gay shit this time, huh?

oh, cool
that party was shit anyway, I mean getting Kim Dotcom to shill for you? that's pretty fucking low.
n-no

New Zealand politics aren't that interesting but I wouldn't call them "gay shit"

Explain THIS

>tfw you pull your first ponytail
That wasn't me you racist

I like how Hone expressed so much regret at joining up with Kim. Idk wtf they were thinking with that coalition.

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Only a few more days

Till?

till what?

Till I can wear my outfit

What sort of outfit?

Obviously a faggot outfit.

friendly reminder that you promised us lewd photos

sup png, I see you haven't been murdered by a pygmy yet.
You still in Port Moresby?

Maid outfit

I'll ask him if he's ok with it

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me on the left

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Nah, in Lae at the moment. Just finished a satellite install.

*faggot outfit

Is your contract ever going to run out or what?

It'll be done next year.
Then I was meant to be put on another one in PNG, but there's whispers of me being transferred to a defense project.

>defense project
I guess that would put you back on the mainland eh?

Yeah

I don't know. Nobody outside of the defence division knows what they do at my company.
I still want to travel overseas so I hope it's projects to help our Pacific neighbours.

ah ok.
Hopefully it's to help out the pacific countries that aren't money draining shit-holes, I bet Vanuatu would be nice.

>Peter Dunne is standing down
Hahaha, I guess the cuck couldn't handle losing his seat in a fair fight so he just gave it up.

Or Fiji.
Crossing my fingers that the Hamilton Island project needs me next year.

You gotta be careful with Fiji, alot of ethnic and religious tension there.

Haha, it'll he safer than png and I manage here just fine.

What you do lad?

I've still got over a year of university left.
But when I graduate I'll probably become a fisheries adviser in the pacific (if they graduates) or work as a fisheries officer in QLD.
But honestly I have no clue.

SKKRT SKKRT

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Hello yes?
How can I help?

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She thug.

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Wow, I just saw a some oc I made ages ago in a thread, feels good that someone saved it despite the ms paint quality

I am really curious. Do French people love snail food? don't you guys hate it? If I am French, I never can't eat snail food ever.