Memes aside, how do we stop these guys?

Memes aside, how do we stop these guys?

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>3 brazilians out 4 defenders
they literally cant defend.

pacey left winger

Concede penalties and watch them implode.

>the defense meme
You win a football match if you score 1 more goal than your opponent

Came here to post this, I'll be your assistant manager if you get a job in Ligue 1

being barca

bombing qatar's oil field would be a good start

Veratti, Thiago silva and Kurzawa eventually will.

All we need is some oil money and the ligue 1 is ours.

qatar got gas mostly

Modric + TSU

Defend

you don't

That front 3 is genuinely scary

Neymar and Cavani hugged. Did you see?

honestly they were lucky to not concede today, i think they are not as nearly as good, the midfield cant hold possesion, and defence is appaling.

bring out the refs in the second leg

Phil Jones

Gas comes from oil fields you absolute mong

I hope they sign Bruno just for the memes

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t. Muhammed bin Ahmad

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

*blocks your path*

Injure Mmbop and Nerman

They're gonna stop themselves eventually, like they always do.

You realise Barca just had Suarez - Neymar - Messi right?

If I close his mouth would he asphyxiate?

Only that you won't score 1 more against a solid defense when yours is a joke. PSG will be exposed by first team that can defend, as were Monaco and Barca last season.

And it was literally the best attacking trio in history

>inb4 but no titles

Messi and Suarez are both finished.

Leave Qatar to us.

>Implying they have a chance against Barça or Madrid

Mbappe is unironically better than Messi though.

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Messi will fuck them up

patrician choice but playing at wemblel undermines it all

After watching that game, I seriously believe they're gonna win the CL this year.

>Flag
>Topic

A game against a team that managed to stay third in a one team league and played their reserve keeper?

But did you realise they were playing against a Bundesliga team?

Is germany dare I say, done?

If they invade France again, then PSG will be a German team.

Talking about yourself?

>and played their reserve keeper
Neuer isn't coming back till January and Buyern aren't making it to the semis this year.

Other competition are Barca/Madrid/Chelsea. I believe the final will be PSG vs. Chelsea

>implying the German army equipped with broomsticks can invade anything anymore

No I'm talking about you Joao.

Have some #respect, Pajeet. You're an embarrassment for football.

7-1

7-1

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You're judging way too early, some teams tend to look shitty during group phase, others dominate like PSG or Barca.

I doubt Buyern will be anywhere near semis but discounting Atletico, Juve and United is silly.

>You're an embarrassment for football.
I'm not the one who just said, "Mbappe is unironically better than Messi"

mbappe is really impressive.

>Atletico
>Juve
Not making it past the quarters
>United
Lol but I can definitely seeing them be the dark-horse of the tournament

This literally don't trigger anyone here. Also: 7-1 = 6 titles next year.

At his age he is. Isn't like Messi is that impressive either way.

literally the new juve, just a stepping stone for real madrid

get nerman to jerk off the other brazilians again

Mbappe is literally the best U20 since Messi.

Undoubtedly.

you retard, it is natural gas

>unironically rating group stage wins

Messi at his age was destroying Chelsea and Real Madrid. Maybe wait till Mbappe is 30 before you can make any sort of comparison between them you dumb hue.

I will say this though, he already is better than Neymar.

hmm not sure if want a Halal decimotercero or PSG's first.

I slyly want someone else to win the Ballon D'or after Ronaldo's 5th so going with Qatar desu.

YOU CANT UNSEE 7-1

No he wasn't.

Messi was Mbappe's age in 2005.

Messi wasn't even in the fucking team yet.

>tfw they will beat us 4 - 0 in munich

Unless Qatar loses all their money, probably nothing. They'll just keep buying the best players for stupid money until they're the best team in the world.

Messi was on the bench when he was 18 dipshit. All you mong Kane looking mouth breathing inbreds really are the worst

>until they're the best team in the world

hmmm sweetie

nah just kidding la

Not even better than Rooney

Messi at 18 was in the B squad.

>Messi wasn't in Barcelona in 2005
How old are you? 12?
>State of all these retards on Sup Forums

Look at the stats. He's better than Messi was at 18.

Also, if you think that by saying our best player isn't better than a really promising kid who couldn't handle Montpellier by himself will get me mad you thought really wrong.

I can't. Wasn't something we were expecting but was deserved.

>Mbappe was better than Messi at his age

you cunts are insufferable

>PSG - Chelsea final

The absolute delusion

How about I stop taking you seriously altogether for being so mind-numbingly retarded?

He was.

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>At 17 years, three months, and 22 days old, he was at the time the youngest player to represent Barcelona in an official competition.[32] As a substitute player, he played only 77 minutes in nine matches for the first team that season, including his debut in the UEFA Champions League against Shakhtar Donetsk.[36][39] He scored his first senior goal on 1 May 2005, against Albacete, from an assist by Ronaldinho, becoming – at that time – the youngest-ever scorer for the club

Pulisic is better than Mbrappe

>As a substitute player, he played only 77 minutes in nine matches for the first team that season
Did you even read your own post?

>Messi wasn't even in the fucking team yet
false, messi started season 2005/06 at age 18, like mbappe, and he was a starter but injuries kept him out half the season

Objectively, he's a few steps ahead of Messi at 18.

That is absolute fact.

Messi only really became unreal around 20 and started rising exponentially.

14 year old detected. Rooney was an absolute monster as a teenager.

Objectively doesn't mean anything. Only thing Mbappe is better at is being more physically mature. He's a beast of an athlete already.

>Messi only really became unreal around 20
so basically you never saw messi in his first seasons

he was 18 when he scored a hat trick at bernabeu

Yup

Rooney was before Messi though.

Did you read the post that said Messi wasn't in the team in 2005?

Thiago Silva was amazing today. Easily the MVP.

>Messi only really became unreal around 20
Flat-out and objectively wrong.

what time he play senpai

No he wasn't.

Get it right.

That was March 11 2007.

He was almost 20.

That's what I'm saying. It was towards the end of that 06/07 season and onwards that he became really unreal.

>Messi only really became unreal around 20
Mbappè isn't unreal, so I don't see your point

youtube.com/watch?v=5vmm-xCq4To

19 years old.

Point is, what he's doing for an 18 year old is unreal because so few have come close.

Point also being, Messi was a year or two older operating around the same respective level.

DAMN

>Messi was a year or two older operating around the same respective level

Name one thing that Mbappe has done that is even close to

this