You will never EVER be Ryan Gosling

>You will never EVER be Ryan Gosling
>EVER

i know that feel.

You know what
I can live with that

what if he posts here and I am him?

what if i skin him alive and wear him as a meat suit

>you will never EVER fuck tight bod Emma Stone
>EVER

>you will never EVER have Hollywood autism
>EVER

The believer is his best movie. but maybe its because im an anti-semite

Wasn't he raped by jews as a small boy?

>tfw shitty virgin internet autism instead
JUST

Everybody in hollywood other than Mel has been raped by a jew at some point.
Source: I'm a moderately famous Hollywood actor.

Are you Ryan Gosling?

Fuck off Dane Dehaan

>moderately
No but I've been in a movie with him. Here's a hint, it's the one you fucking speeds never shut up about.

Are you Ron Perlman?

*spergs
No

hey oscar

Are you Christina Hendricks?

Are you Bryan Cranston?

No
Bingo
Pic related it's me and my bitch

Ryan Gosling makes me feel like a girl being jealous of prettier girls.

Are you Albert Brooks?

No I'm his brother, Super Dave.

>implying it's not still worth it
I would take a mile of Jew cock to be The Goose for 20 minutes

Fuck autistics!

>i'll never be 3 inches shorter


Great.

Paul Dano?

Honestly she was so cute in that movie