>seagal spends the entire movie sitting down
>seagal is on screen for about 9 minutes
>seagal mumbles the entire time like he has marbles in his mouth
>seagal still gets the girl at the end
>movie is actually about repairing a truck
10/10
Seagal spends the entire movie sitting down
Jeremiah Reyes
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Caleb Foster
Anthony King
I wish more people would understand the genius of a Seagal flick.
You want a serious 10/10
pic related
Anthony Sanders
...
Chase Morgan
What about Van Dam?
Jayden Walker
>>seagal still gets the girl at the end
So they fuck or what?
Landon Martinez
Danny Trejo looks like THAT
Ryder Cooper
It's the wrong one
Jeremiah Wilson
Everybody get up...
and act right.
Colton Brown
He sort of smiled at her which is the most he's physically capable of at this point.
Matthew Hughes
Who's the random white dude? Did Trejo demand to not be on the cover/poster or something? Or is that just some other guy named Danny Trejo?
Nolan Walker
WAT
William Nguyen
I've failed at life but at least I'm not Seagal's stand in
Juan Rivera
Is this kino?
Evan Bailey
Why was he wearing latex gloves in that scene?
Jace Foster
/OUR GUY/
Jose Howard
>YFW you realize that's a stand in with sunglasses, a dew rag and a beard and not Seagal
HOLY FUCK
Jack Martin
Every motherfucker birthday!
Adrian Jones
at least his stand in knows to huff and puff like a fat pig Seagal due to the pressure of standing up
Connor Hill
>van dam
I hope there was a casting call for actors with names that could be mistaken for aging action stars.
Charles Mitchell
Holy fug, you're right
Brody Sanchez
Kek all those jumping kicks, like 50% of the scene, that can't show his face.
Andrew Scott
>movie is actually about repairing a truck
Like that episode of Adventure Time?
Christopher Collins
Its on a different cover. weird
Im gonna have to see it now, Steven seagal as a hood nigga getting into a gang war with Trejo?
Sounds fucking good
Liam Campbell
really?
aww man that's too much
Lucas Jenkins
Why would no one tell him that he is unfit and that unfit soldiers and im not even talking about special ops, dont exist? What is wrong with them?
Joshua Wright
so aikido is all bullshit right? Except when Seagal does it
Luis Richardson
Evan Bailey
>That accent
I can't believe this is the same person
Oliver Walker
That was actually pretty cool
Henry Cox
He used to be such a handsome kung fu master. Not even homo.
Camden Torres
this is the same man that does all his movies sitting down
time is cruel
Jason Bailey
Sounds pretty amazing Tbh, haven't seen any Seagalkinos newer than I think "Belly of the Beast" (2003)
Brayden Foster
this is actually really good too bad what happened with him
Asher Sullivan
Why is this scene such a meme? What about "Anybody seen Richie?" is so meme-worthy?
Kayden Brown
That bar is probably all black and Puerto Rican now.
William Rogers
You know
If it wasn't 80% double, 20% sweaty Steven
This fight scene... would actually be kind of cool?
Connor Hughes
Holy fuck
this is new levels of hilarity
Landon Cruz
posting in goatee era seagal
Hudson Parker
SOMEONE POST THE WEBMS
Levi Cook
His gimmick that he was unstoppable and excessively brutal was great before he turned into a lazy slob
Evan Russell
Van Dam not Van Damme
Christopher Myers
>seagal reviews fast food out of his car on youtube
Jose Walker
Will always make me sad that Trump became president and not Seagal. Sometimes the better man loses.
Xavier Wood
btw, he also does stand up now
its fucking horrible
Xavier Gomez
seagal kino explained
Mason Morris
Has anyone noticed his head is poorly photoshoped onto a soldier model? Also lolled at the giant dick. Seagal 100% requested this
Jason Gonzalez
Nick Mullen I knew you were autistic enough to post here
Anthony Rodriguez
Kek i thought the same thing from seeing his tweets earlier today. Ofc he pulls autism fodder from here. And with that snazzy new tv he needs kino. Cum boys 4 life
Zachary Diaz
How many ya'll like sex? Real Cum boys we out here
Whoever made this thread clearly listened to the episode todau and wanted to pretend they have funny or original opinions to Sup Forums
Aaron Fisher
Gay mouth adam sucks he needs a bong hit transplant
Thomas Hall
He's better than Brandon at least
Jackson Rivera
Why do you care so much about dicks?
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Oh
Adam Gonzalez
>sitting down all movie
He needs to invest in a mobility scooter for his next movie
Jack Brown
it's probably a snickers bar
Jace Powell
Hard to not notice such a large juicy cock user. What are you not attracted to meaty dicks? Its 2017.
Wyatt Johnson
maybe something more tacticool like this
Thomas Moore
>Sniper Special Ops
>isnt even holding a sniper rifle
What did they mean by this?
Joseph Jackson
New favorite movie weapon: cueball in a dishrag.
Luke Rogers
>limp slap
>sends guy flying 5ft away
>that tomato slip
Blake Smith
Technically sniping doesn't require a weapon with a scope, or a weapon that's "tailored" for a marksman. Sniping is a role
The sniper in Full Metal Jacket used an AK47
Justin Rogers
that's fucking decades of martial arts training, if you must know
John Reyes
>Big man with a badge and a gun
What did he mean by this?
Leo Taylor
...
Joseph Ross
>they don't know Seagalposting is a thing
It's fading as a meme but it had its heyday
Nolan Collins
Kek he knocked over all the glasses exept for the one pitcher that actually contained alcohol.
Charles Davis
YEAH KILL THEM!
KILL THEM AND EAT THEM!
Justin Carter
What happened to martial artist Seagal, the guy who gets into hand to hand combat and fucks their shit up by showing his Aikido skills, knowing the guy's gonna get his ass kicked? Now he only uses firearms and makes me wonder if he's gonna make it out of there alive
Ian Wright
...
Ryder Mitchell
post webms pls
Jason Perez
He's too old and out of shape. Him wrecking fit young guys unarmed will look ridiculous to most audiences (which mostly believe martial arts is a young man's game). Killing with guns is much easier to accept
Josiah Nguyen
>that webm
>Ninja Turtles use guns now
Is there anything they won't ruin?
Jayden Ortiz
my favorite anime
Lincoln Williams
>that movie were seagal's gotten so lazy he has them cgi him hoverboarding through a hallway
Kayden Baker
...
Brody Scott
...
Angel Powell
lol fucking hell
Jaxson Martin
My Dad's an unironic Seagal fan. I saw a bit of this the other day, and swear I saw Seagal pick up his belly to sit down.
My Dad's review? Terrible acting. Seagal was great as usual, but everyone else was trash.
Cooper Clark
>Seagal was great as usual
Cameron Sanchez
Jesus Christ
After "snatching every mother fucker birthday" became a thing, I found out he just watched it. I asked him if it made any sense or anything and he just responded with "yeah, I don't know what that was. Great movie though."
Blake Baker
This is kino
Robert Lopez
SOURCE!?
Jaxson Bell
It's from a recent one. I would wager either Contract to Kill or Perfect Weapon
Dylan Gomez
>that ending
Nathan Cox
Kevin Robinson
Seagal has he best movie posters
Nathan Anderson
...
Hunter Bell
...
Angel Long
Name me a better Seagal scene:
Dylan Carter
I cant see it
Kayden Wright
>true justice 2: part 1
what the fuck
Dominic Butler
>I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth.
Carson Torres
how can Clint Eastwood even compete?
Isaac Hernandez
Luke Thompson
>EASY
>*stops pissing
>*pisses louder
>EAAAASY
memes aside what the fuck did he mean by this?
Carter Allen
...
Kevin Ramirez
was that supposed to be Seagal pissing? It didn't look like him at all, and why the fuck would he enter the toilet if he knew there was a bomb about to go off?
Asher Powell
Wish I could tell ya. I still haven't seen the movie, but this scene alone has made me laugh like I hadn't in years.
Christopher Hall
>The ride is over
>mfw
Jayden Perry
>modern seagal posting is almost a year old
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