It's time for the Murderer of Mortadella
It's time for the Murderer of Mortadella
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>Double trips for the torturer of tortelloni
The Punisher of Pireaus
is that shopped?
yes, he is fatter
the lord mayor of lardo
wtf higuain looks like THAT?
>The Brigand of Bologna
>The Leader of Linguini
>The specialist of spaghetti
JUST
>The Pope of Pepperoni
>The corruptor of carbs
>The predator of penne
While all u assholes are talking shit, Pipita came in the game tonight and turned everything around like a top player.
You guys wouldnt know a good player if he kicked you in the face
Il Duce of Cavalluci
The Don Corleone of Panettone
>el detenetor della pancetta
>The Sultan of Salami
>the neutralizer of neapolitan ice cream
>The Prince of Prosciutto
>The Conquistador of Thermidor
>The Don Corleone of Panettone
topkek
>The Piper of Pizza
>The Matador of Manicotti
>The Cardinal of Caramel
>The Pulverizer of Provolone
>The Matador of Mortadella
>The Conqueror of Canolli
>The Tifoso of Pandoro
>The Tyrant of Tiramisu
>The commissioner of Cannoli
>The Boycotter of Broccoli
>The Devourer of Donuts
The Prince of Pizzoccheri
I went to Italy and everyone is really fit and thin. It's the same in France. If their food was good they'd all be fat, but because it isn't they are thin. This is why English speaking countries have the best food in the world.
The Goliath of Gyros
There are fat people in those countries but you don't notice them because they have the decency to dress elegantly.
Dumbass it's because their food isn't processed whereas english speaking countries eat processed garbage
>English speaking countries have the best food in the world
Lel. Have you been to Spain, la'?
>The Ravager of Ravioli
>i am the perro I am the one who cacas
What did he mean by this?
>Fish and chips
>Best food in the land
Eh, you're not fatasses because your food is great, Nigel.
>The Sultan of Suppli
you probably went to cool places where the cool people hang out
the fat people stay at home or are at uncool places
>Dubtrips
Caca perro
>The Ravager of Ragu
>The Bishop of Bruschetta
>The Crusher of Carpaccio
All memes aside Spain has the worst food in the world and all spinoffs of it are disgusting. It's just hot oil. It's as if someone read French instructions for Portgueuse food over the phone to a drunk person, who forgot to finish cooking. Then decided to finish the next day. If you like oil and food poisoning Spain is great.
The only good meal I ate in Spain was in Ronda and half way through the kitchen blew up, at which point the staff turned out to be from Portugal. Everything else was a squirt inducing horror show. Mexican food for rich people. Horrible. The drink was swill, too. Everyone wore too much aftershave. I could go on, so I will. The toilets didn't work. It was too hot. They can't drive properly. The villages are depressing and the towns are full of British criminals. The cities are nightmarish. The people aren't that bad, until they attempt to cook something and poison you by accident because everyone lives in stagnant water.
>The Don Cerleone of Panettone
Holy shit.
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>The Don Corleone of Panettone
Close this thread, we cannot get higher than this
>tramp stamp
Uh... hmm.
Or because we don't eat at any time of day like pigs. Also you anglo/german don't consider food as an art, as a pleasure. The goal is to be "full" in the shortest time.
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why in the back?
It is not for him to see, since its on his back and he has no eyes there. No, It is also not for showing in the mirror and look at it since it would reflect and be backwards. It's also not for showing and see the reactions since, again, he has no eyes behind. The only possibility is that it was made for other people, but who would like to see the lower back of a man?
>el depreador de penes
el austriANO seƱoressss
>The Don Corleone of Panettone
haahahahahah
Double tripes for Piguain
>The regent of risotto
that's fucking gay, not the tattoo itself but where he tattooed it
Is Higuain communist?
>The Don Corleone of Panettone
So this confirms that Dybala is the top then?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, really made think
Fuckin hell
We literally produce the best chefs in the world you shit eating spastic.
>the gonfaloniere of Gorgonzola
The Predator of Panini
The viscount of viennetta
Who all cook modern french cuisine
Our cuisine is mediocre at best
I went to Barcelona and the girls had black hair and freckles. It was very qt
penne son los mostacholes