>'She is smitten': Amber Heard said to be besotted with billionaire Elon Musk... as she prepares for 'new chapter' following Johnny Depp divorce
how does it feel to know the human race will never colonize other planets because of this sociopathic golddigging dyke?
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>Elon Musk
Holy shit, this woman is going to cuck us out of space travel.
>how does it feel to know the human race will never colonize other planets because of this sociopathic golddigging dyke?
If you feel so strongly, do something about it
Be careful.
elon...n-no.....
rooting for her, tbdesu, lads. i fucking hate elon musk and can't wait to see him get cleaned out.
Elon seems like a smart guy. HHe definitely sees how much a gold digging slut this bitch is and is just prepping her for a good pump and dump.
I saw this thread on Sup Forums days ago. Was it Monday? I lose track of time now because all the days blur into one.
he divorced the same woman like 3 times, he's a fucking mark and Amber knows it
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christ no subtly whatsoever.
>She is smitten': Amber Heard said to be besotted with billionaire Elon Musk
reddit on a suicide watch, top kek
Is she /ourgirl/?
Amber Heard is ugly, it's time for men everywhere to wake up
Lol. No one is out of her grasp. The Succubus is irresistable to all men.
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Amber is /our girl/, literally neutral evil
Shes pretty much a succubus.
real life Gone Girl
Elon Musk is going to wish this reality was a mere computer simulation after she is done with him.
>she
he looks like a fucking trap my dude
>Elon Musk
>getting anywhere near Mars
How can someone so smart do something so stupid? I hope that dyke skank robs him blind. It will be a good lesson to other men.
So cute. I wonder wtf happened to her to make her evil, callous golddigger bisexual.
Elon musk is a fucking retard. A retard!
Fuck him, though.
Elon Musk's role in space travel is similar to that of a hype man at a freestyle.
>single-cuntedly killing private spaceflight in America
the FBI should investigate her for connections to Putin
Being skilled in business or science doesn't mean you're automatically level headed when it comes to whores. Some of the best men in human history have been brought low by bitches and whores.
She's cute but don't do it Elon.
>Daddy I read that in the early 21st century men tried to colonize other planets. Why did they stop Daddy? Why do we have to die when the asteroid gets here?
>Amber Heard, sweetie.
its not even about the money anymore. shes in it for the thrill of it. absolutely frightening.
Elon is a literal turboautist. Don't take my word for it - just watch any one of his speeches on YouTube.
guy works over 100 hours a week and sleeps in a factory i'm sure he sends out messages all the time to cumdumpsters trying to find a reasonably priced hole.
They all behave like that if they think they can get away with it.
I used to think it was just a meme but it's true user, it's all true.
Depp was a drug addicted burn out long before Amber met him.
He'll overdose one of these days.
Lol Elon musk is weak and pathetic
kek
>Amber Heard will never dress up in a Nazi uniform, tie you up and whip you and kick your balls until you beg for mercy
>I wonder wtf happened to her to make her evil, callous golddigger bisexual.
she's a woman
that's just screaming to be photoshopped with KFC
Then he fucked up if he considers Amber Heard reasonably priced.
FBI-kun, I wasn't inciting violence.
I-I, I was encouraging user to learn science to support space efforts.
tbdesu, senpai, I don't want anything bad to happen to Amber Heard...
Kek, you gotta love how non subtle she is. Gone Girl 2 when
>overdose on wine
Maybe vomit shit his pants and a big headache at most
You're late to the party.
after she inevitably sucks him dry and leaves him soulless and defeated, Elon will invest all his energy into developing ultra-realistic sex-bots
Hes a poor businesman with a cult of personality that encourages lots of private and public investment into his businesses
If you were able to get billions for your ideas, that kept coming despite year on year losses, until the market relented and you got the government to give you a contract, you'd do alright in the market too
He is the archetype of how dumb the market is
Reddit turbo autists think flying into space is going to bring value, like there's some crazy mineral out there that is going to change the world and SpaceX will have a monopoly on it
If anything of value is discovered in space a fuckload of competitors will launch and reduce the profitability of SpaceX within an instant, eroding share price, but Elon will have already taken billions out of the company for personal gain
please god
Can you imagine being Amber Heard?
Can you imagine going through life with everyone being nice to you? 100 guy lines up everyday just want to get close to you and every girl secretly hates you.
How can you expect Amber Heard to be well adjusted when nobody in her life had said No to her.
She is fine being a succubus, it wouldnt be right otherwise.
He's literally heroine: the actor.
He loves all drugs. Rumor has it he was clean before they met, but I doubt it. I think it's done so much permanent damage to his brain so you can't tell the difference if he's sober anymore.
>tfw no pure evil Aryan gf to ruin my life
;_;
i don't get it.. his ex wife is hotter, classier and more talented
the only reason to downgrade to amber is if you have an insatiable humiliation fetish
AYY
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>american
>aryan
????
I'd give up half of my money for 5 years with her.
i like wide set eyes up to a point but she looks fuckin weird m8
>tfw
It's the same faggot
He's been posting it everyday on here
Easy for you to say
You're stupid.
She is beautiful. Name a better looking girl I fucking dare you to try
>ELON MUSK
>BEING STUPID ENOUGH TO NOT GET A PRENUP
Why did she lose weight? Thick Amber was absolute perfection, now she looks like another generic Hollywood skeleton
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mmmm talulah. literally sinful that his freckled dick penetrated her on at least 3 or 4 occasions
Why are some men so attracted to this kind of harlots?
How lonely must Musk be to end up with such golddigging cunt.
He's been trying to stick it inside her for FOUR YEARS. She'll use his oneitis to persuade him against a pre-nup.
>tfw I watched this at least 8 times
That coupled with an episode of Duckman I watched last night have given me more than enough feels for the past 2 days.
ive got 25k and feel as poor as you
>Amber is "bi-sexual"
Too late kiddo, I've filed the report.
You think i'm getting up off this chair again just shred some bad paper work?
expect the van soon.
A cute.
Who wouldn't want it?
That's why she is the way she is. A man's love is worthless and mundane to her.
She's had all the men eating out of her hand since she was like 13. She tried women instead, but any bicurious chick wanted to bury their face in her crotch as well. At least she could enjoy female companionship, of a select few. Straight girls are mad jelly because she makes them feel like uggos.
What's left then?
Lesbian women, money and drugs. Her beauty is a curse.
>tfw create payment services like all others
>tfw give away money to all new users to encourage adoption
>tfw go into severe debt but get bailed out by investors while other companies arent
his business plan is and always will be to be bailed out for long enough until competition becomes insolvent
All you people mocking Elon don't understand. This is just another temporary conquest for the succubus. When she's sucked Elon and his space program dry, who's next? Where does this rampage end? How do we stop her?
Can she be stopped?
Even if I had 500m I still would. To me she's the ultimate prize.
Yes yes. She is perfect as it is intended so.
she's literally the hottest girl ever. I'd give up a billion to tap that.
I can't blame him.
fuck there goes humanity last chance
I live in hollywood and she looks literally like any other hot girl here, but I need you whiteboys are suckers for fake blondes
I hope she goes for Trump next, would be a nice first lady
I'd let her slit my throat
Elon's going to lose it all over a ho you just know it
meh, normie-bait. not even beautiful for a non-asian girl
>those eyes
....does she really think she can rip off old Elon as easy as Depp?
this is not Musk's first rodeo, he will destroy her in a divorce
I'm pretty sure she also got away with doing /ll/ with Lily Rose.
Also she is a Ayn Randfag so take that as you will.
Only a veteran priest who specializes in the occult.
>I live in hollywood and she looks literally like any other hot girl here
haha
When I was in L.A i saw no fucking white people anywhere.
>teleports behind you
>When Heard was 16, her best friend died in a car crash; Heard, who was raised Catholic, subsequently declared herself an atheist after being introduced to the works of Ayn Rand by her then-boyfriend. She said of Rand, "I've read all of her books. Ever since then, I have been obsessed with her ideals. All I've ever needed is myself."
lmao
I had a dream about Amber threatening to accuse me of rape*, and blackmailing me into dressing up like a girl and then fucking me with a strap-on. How do I fix this and/or kill myself?
*I'm a young black dude from a lower-class background, the media would be on her side
Muh one true love instinct in human men has lead to the low downfall of all of human society because men will overlook any proof that women are subhuman wild animals mentally just because their brain makes them become insane and see women as pure perfect beings.
Look on the bright side, he'll have plenty of money left after she takes half
have you considered watching less strap-on porn?
She has no conscience. She is a "might makes right" texan conservative, she even beat up her ex girlfriend for not falling in line.
she is literally the hottest woman ive ever seen
>A man's love is worthless and mundane to her.
Man's love is worthless to ALL women, all women care about is your dick inside of them not your feelings you stupid fool. Women cannot love men they can only love their children or relatives, the way men feel about women is alien to their brains, that is why women call lovey behavior "clingy" or "creepy" even if you are attractive because they dont comprehend why you care about them so much.
why would you want to fix it
>She is a "might makes right" texan conservative
Stop. I'm already in love.
She sounds literally perfect
All I can say, what SpaceX "does" right now, a Falcon 9 can put a one ton satellite in orbit for a much lower price than ULA can and even for a lower price than Soyuz or Ariane can.
That's valuable and noteworthy in and of itself, all pipe dreams aside
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