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OFFICIAL LAUGH AT BENFICA THREAD
Michael Gray
Angel Sanders
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Tyler Martinez
Don't think il be watching Portuguese football any time soon
Josiah Rodriguez
swissbros
Charles Murphy
> Portugal
> Football
Pick exactly one
Luke Gutierrez
haha
Jacob Nguyen
>it's 5
ESTADO DO BENFICA
James Gutierrez
>5-0 TO BASLEL
HAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAH
William Martin
>5-0
>basel
Benjamin Thomas
More like Benficaca.
Josiah Carter
just when I wanted to give a chance to Liga Nos, sorry portubro but I don't think I'll watch your league
Christopher Martinez
>This is the team that won the Portuguese League four years in a row
Portuguese football, not even once.
Ayden Rogers
i refuse to watch your league
Dylan Peterson
Barbosa doesn't even play when losing 5-0
Robert Rogers
please watch our league
t. alberto barbosa
Aiden Foster
FUCK YOU OP WHOS BEEN WIINNING FOR 4 YEARS CUNT!!
I BET YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE FUCKS WHO HASNT WON THE LEAGUE IN 17 YEARS AND STILL CALLS HIMSELF BIG, FUCK OFF LIVERPOO TIER FAGGOT
David Carter
>losing 0-5 to a team that had 34% possession through the game
>Benficaca
Levi Gray
OUR CLUB HAS MORE HISTORY THAN YOU COUNTRY YOU FUCKING JEW
Isaiah Perez
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Sebastian Williams
I'm one of those fucks who has won a Champions League in his lifetime.
Oliver Scott
5-0
John Miller
>tfw betted FT 2
fuck you
Camden King
You seem mad.
Hudson Fisher
based
Mason Moore
You personally won it?
Michael Cruz
Yes
t. José
Ethan Turner
Cry cryyyy babyyy
Ayden Brown
Wow is Basel worth looking after in CL or is Benfica that bad?
Christian Hill
oh please, that certainly didn't happen because both porto and sporting were absolutely terrible since, or anything like that. Our coeficient is going to shit for a reason
Ian Lopez
why are you asking us
you're the swiss, you should know
Michael Collins
>five fucking nill to fucking basel
What the hell went so wrong
Carter Flores
Im asking other Swiss desu
Carson Richardson
that's our first CL win in the last nine or ten games. I'd go with Benfica is shite!
Luis Hall
archive.4plebs.org
I WARNED ABOUT IT. NEITHER DOUGLAS NOR SVILAR HAVE PLAYED YET AND WE ENDED UP NOT GETTING ANY CB. THE DEFENSE IS AND WILL STAY A JOKE
Ryder Nguyen
Should UEFA have the Basel and Benfica redo the match in case it was a big fluke?
No disrespect to Basel, I'm a firm believer that Basel sweeping them is a huge fluke and robs Benfica of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few minutes in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire season watching the Portuguese League and it's just not fair.
If Benfica lose again I will face that the Basel deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to Benfica and football fans.
Andrew Stewart
They will redo it in a couple of months time.
Sure the result was flukey, but it was also a masterclass in counterattacking.
Cameron Hall
honestly leagues should just look at teams wages and prizes and give the win to the most expensive team
it's the only fair way
Easton Garcia
Aiden Ramirez
This guy gets it.
Jeremiah Thompson
thank you norway
you true friend
Caleb Lopez
No such thing as flukes in Football
Jacob Bennett
>el bhutANO
Henry White
complacency and mediocrity
the worst part is their fans unironicaly though they were doing good. They have almost twice as much people on the stands as the second best in portugal, and yet not only their board mismanages but the fans unironicaly support it.
luck is part of the game, otherwise it would be boring and predictable
Michael Hernandez
Being THIS mad
Camden Miller
>being this truly assblasted
Parker Young
>Not recognizing a copypasta when you see one
Kevin Williams
wow these guys are really embarassing the portuguese league
Andrew Long
>5-0 against poor man's barça
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
CORRUPTOS DE MERDA, LÁ FORA SÃO EXPOSTOS
Mason Myers
>their fans unironicaly though they were doing good
I'd say the café/barber near your house isn't a good sample
Landon Rivera
>Watch our league
Fuck no
Lucas Ortiz
diga UM reason i should watch your league
Jace Lewis
>losing 5-0 to a swiss team
portuguese football is over lads
Josiah Wilson
badly underrated post
Levi Morgan
VÁRIOS
Juan Moore
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
Adam Garcia
fair enough
but would you consider yourself part of of good sample?
Jason Ward
More like poost amarite?
Kevin Wilson
>even a fucking button mocks benfica
wew
Oliver Campbell
Julio cesar with the 7-1 ptsd
Dylan Evans
Not necessarily, no
Chase Collins
Manel.
Josiah Green
BENFINEGROS REBENTADOS A FODA FORA
Christopher Gonzalez
wow now im definitely not watching your league.
Nathan Phillips
>Nós
Luis Scott
AHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
I'm dying here
Nathan Ortiz
cryings when
Gabriel Gonzalez
>tfw they played united next
>tfw 0 points after 3 games
Gabriel King
fuck off faggot, as good as Porto is, it can't carry the whole league by itself and we're dropping points
Luke Moore
Fuck it. Those dropped points were fucking worth it to see Benfica getting absolutely wrecked.
Thomas Gutierrez
PORTO
WINS
AGAIN
BABY
Jordan Davis
I'll take more pleasure in seeing them getting CONCEIÇÂOED when they come to Dragão.
Elijah Walker
Not a portofag, but who cares about the ranking??
You focus on the league, win it and fuck the rivals, cause you're automatically pot 1
Alexander Jenkins
5LB IS BACK
Juan Torres
Kek I remember when we slipped 5 past benfica
What a joke of a club lel
Jonathan Hernandez
>Benficaca
>losing to baslel 5-0
pick two
Dylan Robinson
>nosso gr é titular no city
>nosso defesa direito é titular no barcelona
>nosso central ainda não é titular no united mas vai ser
>vieirone não comprou literalmente ninguém para os substituir
>M-MAS SÓ GANHARAM CAMPEONATOS PORQUE SÃO CORRUPTOS!!
:^)
Alexander Ortiz
where's the fun in having 3 cl spots in a 3 team league? step it up faggot
Colton Torres
>vieirone
É isso, o Bieira, que tudo faz para se manter no poder, só faz mal ao Benfica e a mais ninguém. O Orelhas bem sabe que se não levar a lampionagem ao marquês de forma regular, vocês vão querer tirá-lo do poleiro e lá fica o homem exposto à PJ e ao ministério público por todas as suas aldrabices.
Ter um bom plantel não é garantia de nada quando os rivais também estão competitivos. Há que garantir uns extras. Foram já expostos mas continua a fazer-se de conta que os mails não existem. É como o Chico J. Marques diz: ainda é para levar isto a sério?
Kevin Thomas
Stahp it. No bully pls :'(
I'm gonna tell my friend to beat you!
pic related
Angel Hall
>Perder um redes e um lateral titulares e um central que nem era o vosso melhor
>É desculpa para levar 5 (CINCO) na peida do Basileia
>E continuar a sofrer expulsões e penalties a torto e a direito na Europa
>Imbligando
CORRUPTO LAMPIÃO, O TEU LUGAR É NA PRISÃO
Hudson Brown
Bons dígitos. E é completamente normal os grandes perderem 1/2 jogadores importantes por época, eles perderam 2, sendo um deles o guarda redes e o outro lateral que na Europa deixava o corredor aberto de qualquer das maneiras. Depois perderam 1 central que só ganhou espaço por ser rápido e as lesões do Jardel.
É pior não terem ido buscar reforços de qualidade do que terem perdido os jogadores.
Eli Diaz
>hires goalkeeper from 7-1 episode
JUST
Evan Wilson
Cancel the Penta. The only five they'll witness this year was from Basel.
Nicholas Walker
>If Benfica lose again
>Next up is a double match against Man. Utd.
Dominic Myers
AHAHAHAHAHHA
;__;
David Lewis
LOL
Asher Nguyen
Based Pina
Brayden Rogers
I also refuse to watch your league
Aaron Walker
Why do portuguese get a kick out of makng fun of the people from the moorish inclave of Lisbon?
William Morris
You do realise Portugal has the lowest Muslim population in the entirety of Europe?
Oliver Martinez
There are where there are two evenly matched teams and the ref fucks up too many times like sending off a key player after an opposition player dives. No excuse for being 5-0 down against Basel though.
Ryder Baker
Their next two games are against United.
Michael Lopez
Nice proxy faggot
Logan Harris
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA