If you had to be part of a race that wasn't white, which would it be?

If you had to be part of a race that wasn't white, which would it be?

Slav. Because then I could pass for white in some parts of the world (such as america).

I'd be Canadaian

Italian or Greek

East Asian, I guess, probably Japanese. Inb4 weeb, anime is dogshit

Korean

Jew

oh wait, I already am AND I'm white

;)

This

East Asian obviously, get them INT racial perks

>jew
>human

It's not too bad here.

kek

irish
>mfw unsupported Sup Forums opinions and labels backfire

Blonde hair, blue eyes, white skin

how jealous are you?

Japanese, so I could get my very own government subsidized sex robot then kill myself in my mid to late thirties.

Japanese, it's the only choice.

Oriental I suppose.

this

Slavs are white.

Jews obviously.
Absolute control.

And the Dutch are the jews of Europe anyway.
or at least we used to be.
Now we're a shadow of our former self.

The rope

Easily Asian, preferably East Asian

Slavs are not white and I'm glad we're starting to form a consensus despite the "no guys it's divide and conquer Slavs are therefore white"

I'd be Irish and then drink myself to death

No one is jealous of that shit

Mongol ofc.

Eskimo

Go out on the ice to kill seals all day, then crawl into my comfy igloo and bang my hot eskimo wife all night

Greek

Pacific Islander. Then Thick Chicks would look Hot.

Black. As long as you don't commit any major crimes being black means you're basically untouchable. Whites bend over backwards to treat you nice to prove they aren't racist. White women flock to you for the same reason. Having a college degree pretty much guarantees you a job.

>hot eskimo

Dindu

The tarahumara. I like running.

Italian :^)

Irish, I suppose. At least I could kill myself the fun way... by consumption

East Asian

It hurts my soul that I have to agree with you. When you are black you pretty much get an award for just pretending to be human.

Praise Tengri like your ancestors once did, Arpád

Neanderthal

>in my cave next to fire
>blizzard raging outside
>under a fur blanket mating with a qt Neanderthal girl

wtf how are they not?

t*rk

Fuck off nobody is consensing

Japanese are honorary Aryans.

I wish I was a Jew, to be honest.

>juden getupft

Irish

>mfw the entirety of britain has dementia

What do you class as "white", cause I'd probably be Persian. If a completely different race then probably a Jap

Yakut

Finnish

Your grand parents were Jews who turned other Jews over to the Nazis

japanese.

Nip or Korean.

Middle Eastern

Death

Argentinian.

Then I would be close to the glorious Falkland Islands (Peace be upon them)

Black for maximum gibsmedat

Nigga I'm not even sure if I'm white!

But I would be Gaucho!

>slavs not white
are u kidding m8?

Kazakh or Japanese. I have more respect for the Kazakhs, but the Japanese live comfy lives.

this.

Yeah, no. Shut the fuck up. Slavs are white. Greeks are white. Italians are white.

What matters is western culture anyway, more than anything else. If you're culturally white, you're white as far as I'm concerned.

i guess slav or japanese wouldn't be so bad.

Mongol or pacific islander.

All the benefits of Asian racialhood while also having the chance to be completely and utterly natty jacked

This. Japanese or Korean.

Italian like I am now. It's pretty great

...

Chinese

From that image, the guy under cross eyed Ivan in the top right, the one with the onion head.

Looks like an Afghan.

Italian

>white person is mean to me
>tell them I bet they supported Stalin in the Ukrainian genocide
>start yelling at them in Russian until they get uncomfortable and leave
i'm ok with whatever

London Marathon

> British wanting to have bad teeth

Lol shut the fuck up chang

Argentinian so I could be white

English or German

I'd go for Maori because they're not emasculated faggots.

Ainu

Japanese

>not white but incredibly close genetically
>second highest average IQ of any subrace
>white people are enamored with me

>Australoid
>Ever

Though I can see how it might be a comfy lifestyle, have you read kamuy btw?

On my mother's side she had family members who died in the holocaust. On my father's side he had family members that were Nazis.

Feelstrangeman.jpg

>o
>irish
>non-white

pick one you stupid fucks

same. half jew , pale skin blue eyes. do I count as white?

comon you cant compare them to abos
but no i havent read, worth it?

also if not ainu id probably be one of those white looking persians or afghans

Hungarian

Chinks.

Snaggletooths can look good on the girls though.

Do you have the nose? I'm also half Jew with pale skin, blue eyes, and a small nose. If you don't have the nose no one will ever know.

Dolphin because fuck humans

spain

I'm Turkic.
Race might only primarily be a matter for medical reasons.

nippon

Korean as well
>starcraft
>qts
>roofs

Fin or Russian

I agree. I don't even wan't to be associated with your faggot cuck race. It's like I get all of your advantages and none of the weaknesses.

you're sort of right but black isn't the best option. non degenerate white people won't trust you and it'll take more to become friends with them because they'll assume you're a nignog. other blacks will hate you and call you an uncle tom and you're basically going to be forced to be around niggers because of family.

mongolian, so finnish

Would I be able to change gender, too? If so, I'd be a black woman who would rise up the ranks due to my education and work ethic--so I could go all "Uncle Tom" on my "people." (Plus, I'd get auto-consideration everywhere for being in TWO oppressed groups.)

I'd milk the shit out of it.

eastern asian is the only acceptable answer

>OP asks about Race
>Most anons respond either with specific nationalities or even religious beliefs