>late night home alone rubbing your lamp
>this pops out and grants you three wishes
what are they, Sup Forums?
>late night home alone rubbing your lamp
>this pops out and grants you three wishes
what are they, Sup Forums?
Cloister, I believe there is a good man in you. Why don't you?
Yesterday I asked you to pick another board to ... visit... for one night a week. Are you going to?
>replying to a bot
you idiots
i want to lick her tummy
cloister is sleeping, I'm cats
what's up?
nah, I don't really see the point
you could wish to become a vampire and save yourself one wish
Just to sew a bit of chaos. Plenty of new friends on pol to troll these days
dunno
would have to browse the board for some time first
3 YEARS OF AN AUTISTIC PEDOFAGGOT SPAMMING THIS BOARD
WE WILL NEVER BE FREE
I HOPE THE FBI DOES TRACK YOU DOWN AND YOU ARE RAPED EVERY DAY IN PRISON
rub this
*unzips lamp*
we have better things to do, faggot
1. I wish to be grow parts of my body (3 inches to my abdomen, 2 inches to my femur, 1.5 inches to my penis).
2. I wish to have the superpower to control momentum.
3. I wish for 100 billion dollars.
what happened to that freedomfag guy
did the police finally get him?
>1. I wish to be grow parts of my body (3 inches to my abdomen, 2 inches to my femur, 1.5 inches to my penis).
what
the
fuck
no idea
he said he kept on getting range banned
maybe he's just on vacation, tho
I want to be 6'3" but I don't want to lose my good oly lifting proportions, so I'd have to extend my abdomen and legs proportionally.
Also I want an 8 inch dick. Seemed like a good way to bundle the separate wishes into a single wish.
Right, well don't you think tv deserves a little break?
why not wish to be x% bigger and let everything grow at once?
honestly, no
it would have to earn it first
That would make my dick 7.2 inches
sounds like cheating, tho
like it's 3 wishes rolled up into one
the genie might get angry and turn you into Sup Forums janitor or something
Yeah hard to argue that. Well good luck in your quest or whatever it is
thanks for the support, fham
1. there are lot of little girls to fap to so i wish for my balls to produce unlimited sperm per day and i wont get tired masturbating
2. regrow my foreskin
3. ability to vary the thickness and length of my dick at will
>fapping to little girls
DISGUSTING!
stop sexualizing children. get help
You could get a third wish by combining 2 and 3 into "ability to alter the appearance of my penis at will"
>there are lot of little girls to fap to
iktf oh the choices
wow, nice projecting, sick bastard
everything falls under "ability to alter physical appearance" really
At last I truly see.
Why not just wish for "ability to alter reality"?? Don't even need the other two really. This genie really needs to put some more caveats on the agreement.