Is this the first accurate depiction of a relationship displayed on television?

is this the first accurate depiction of a relationship displayed on television?

wtf

what the fuck is happening in that piece of degeneracy

>degeneracy

So easy to spot the virgin these days

>virgin
So easy to spot a dude with low tier banter these days

Is that the girl who plays Maeby in arrested development?

No

yep

spy kids

>dick inserts magically into the vagina

This needs to stop, it doesn't happen like that, you need to guide it

What kind of degenerate garbage is this that she would make him jack off first like that?

>Jerking off with the sheets over you.

Fuck is that shit?

it works sometimes. always worth a try.

Whats the story behind the webm?

>this is a 10 on Sup Forums

Funny how that's how you interpreted the scene even though she tries to touch him and he makes her stop.

Really makes you think

I'd rather she just watch me jerk off and call me a good boy when I cum

maeby

I thought Beauty and the Beast was

>Stockholm Syndrome ftw

what show is this?

can't blame him. her hair is ugly

I like slower wanking tbqh

Dude is totally over-acting, nobody reacts that way to wanking

How the fuck is he able to go so quickly without some lube either? Dickskin isn't teflon

>americans having sex
>So what if my dick is so desensitized I can't get erections anymore without lube?? Girls love it!!
>Thanks rabbi!!

>How the fuck is he able to go so quickly without some lube either? Dickskin isn't teflon

how would you know Schlomo, my dick is literally sealed in bulletproof foreskin

>tfw really intense grip and speed

maybe it is time for a no fap

>being a cutfag
LMAOing @ ur life

I ain't cut though

Then what the fuck is wrong with your dick

>nobody reacts that way to wanking
They do if they have all their nerves

>Dickskin isn't teflon
A natural foreskin glides up and down...

>How the fuck is he able to go so quickly without some lube either?
Quality bait

It all depends on the angle of the dangle.

Oh, it CAN work.

She's disgusting.

>not kissing her jew lips

story?

If I was a girl and had a bf that can't even get his dick up I'd break up with him on the spot. Imagine the desperation when you have an useless guy you can't even have sex with.

Why isn't he fucking her? Does she have aids or something?

It can happen. What does not happen is the dick going in when the girl is so abviously not horny and probably dry as fuck

Search Party

It's a daring synthesis, it's basically "What if a hipster sardonic pixie dream girl SOLVES CRIMES?!"

Ellen Page meets Miss Marple

What's the point of the secene? Trying to get pregnant or something?

Whatever you say Jimmy

>being this much of a faggot
cocks on your mind m8?

I need an explanation of this
why jerk off and then finish inside her? why not just ACTUALLY fuck her?

wrong
the 'mystery' is honestly more of a sidestory mainlyits a satire of milennials but not in a Sup Forums kinda way. its pretty funny desu, they got this super camp obnoxious gay friend who is just a complete fucking cunt, but in a funny way

this is hot, I love girls that look like they were extracted from a goat herding tribe in iraq

in TV shows the gay population soars to like 40% i swear

Her?

purely a coincidence

Nah, i'm just goofin'.

probably he is homo and she is homo but she need the sperm to get pregnant and he is provider

Is this the one where she is attracted to a black guy?

>putting it in just to cum

MY

FUCKING

FETISH

>tfw i would be diamonds if a girl had sex with me
fuck this extreme faggot. He obviously used his dick too much,

underrated kek

Portland genocide when

I'll need at least a week off from work. And more ammo.

Is that Jeff Daniels' son?

> Imagine the desperation when you have an useless guy you can't even have sex with.

Don't have to, I'll just ask your dad

You're too much of a pussy to ask anything anyone.

Why do millennials love roofs so much?

Did daddy ever breach your tailpipe, son?

>the first cancer chick with backwards cap
>two faggots with the body postures of 13yr old girls
>hipster clothed "accepters of all" except those who disagree with me
>most stable person there is of course minority
I wish I didn't see it m8

sometimes it's hard to get an erection. happens to me all the time

Why would you ask me something like that? What is wrong with you, you looking for an Internet fight?

Guys, i'm 24 old and i tried sex 3 times with 3 different prostitutes. And every time i found it boring and don't worth money and time. When you fapping you feel much more pleasure and don't waste many energy. It's a win win situation. I don't get why everyone want this "sex" thing on this board. It's fucking boring. The only thing i'm ever enjoyed with girls is a hugs. And you can get them from your mom and dad.

The channel 4 ads are irritating

>Everybody tells me what I can't do, but nobody tells me what I CAN do!

iktf

because our minds and bodies are interwined, sexual encounters are at their height with mutual interaction, regardless of paying
>hurr you eventually pay for it anyway
no, spending money on somebody solely for sex is completely different than spending money and time with someone who is more than that.
Unfortunately most women arent more than that

you just reminded me what time it is

That's because prostitutes aren't really interested in you.

There are emotional and social aspects to sex that involve having another person that cares about you and wants to be with you.

Having a prostitute feels like masturbation to you, because it basically is masturbation.
Sex without emotion, or only the pretense of emotion.

So I'm guessing she's tired but he still wants to fuck?

Even with emotions it's still not worth it to
have a girlfriend in this day and age.

Time to get a hug?

>she isnt sucking one of his nipples for instaboner

completely unrealistic.

When I was getting my wife pregnant, I would sweat a lot and she would have to lay down for a long time with the semen inside of her. A couple of times I cocked my dick like the guy in this webm so I would cum in her completely asepticly. Probably not what is happening in this webm though.

>mfw americans have sex with their shirts on

>The only thing i'm ever enjoyed with girls is a hugs
>And you can get them from your mom and dad.
>girls
>dad

Nice

fuck off

just seems like so much work. hard to get motivated to go for it.

but that might have to do also with my current situation, finally grinding out that degree and feeling trapped in a place i don't want to be.

>replied to reply about a webm of a guy jacking off
>cocks on your mind m8?
Looks like he hit a real nerve with you. Not that you have any left since they were snipped off.

Cringe: The Post

Don't let that scene fool you. This is the greatest new show of last year.

Just that the guy can't get off to her by herself. He has to fap first. Erectile Dysfunction, it's called.

The show makes fun of them all though.

This is gonna sound gay, but it's better when you do it with someone you have a connection with.

It's actually way better than you'd think. Give it a watch. Don't give up on the first episode. Watch three and see what you think.

AKA homosexual?

More men have it than ever these days because of how easy to access porn is. You've been fapping since they were 12, you train yourself to need porn and your hand.

MUTILATED AMERICAN DICKS

Prostitutes aren't real sex, you get zero (0) of the validation you actually want and probably not that whole chemical and hormonal cocktail you want either.

might as well just become a monk and call it a day

>having a connection with a woman
>gay
Are you 14? Give it a rest.

I just filter all variations of that word. Only Sup Forums trash seems to ever use it anyways

If you were filtering the word then how did you see that post?

>Cutfag
Hahahahahahaha

This.
If you're not a chad, sex is all about the comfort of being accepted and the validation of being wanted.
After 1 year and a half of a dry spell, I actually TRIED to have sex with a girl, but couldnt penetrate her because she had some sort of vaginism or something like that.
We spent the night talking and cuddling naked.
Not far worse than having sex tbqhwys

>but couldnt penetrate her because she had some sort of vaginism or something like that.
>We spent the night talking and cuddling naked.
gayest shit i've read today
betas like you people (and me, but i just got lucky) will never ever get laid

faggot kys you project too much to be with anyone

no faggot you kys