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fight night edition

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9 posts early autism garbage

keep this up and you'll be banned for being 16 mate

Do you lads accept refugees from /nrl/?

I'm 20 sweaty xxx

piss poor op edition

3rd for stokes, saviour of the gays

#lovetrumpshate

why not posts the score of sa vs bangla in the title bruce?

because I can't copy and paste them off cricinfo anymore without spending 10 minutes unfucking their shit

have my eye on Markram though

How do Australia gauge their performance in this match considering that India decided to sit out Bumrah Bhuvi and Kuldeep, the three who have given Australia nightmares on this tour

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need this kind of friendship

>country - ENG

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Tried to watch Tina Fey on Inside the Actors Studio but honestly she's intolerable.

no one would field a team if they only picked nice guys

>RedScot

Gas Scotland.

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don't buy it

>Falling for Piers Morgans version of events

>He tweeted: "BREAKING: I'm hearing that Ben Stokes intervened to help two gay guys who were being abused by yobs, one of whom was armed with a bottle."
>The cricketer reportedly told pals: "The guy had a bottle in his hand & was threatening us."

>threatening "us"
>gay men being threatened

what did he mean by this

Ben Stokes is said to be "fragile and devastated"

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just fuck Head up

Why do lefties always start everything they write with "so"?

>zimbabwean has a "wild night" out
>just takes his shirt off and loudly proclaims his love for his adopted home
>kiwi brutally assaults two men who are trying to back down

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Only if you keep things on topic as we don''t want any visits from the jannies

glad Stoinis is in, Head is useless at the 40 over mark

Declining standards of English

>being nice wins you titles

the new Bevan

Just got back from work for the last 10 days lads

What did Stokes do?

Who's this semen demon?

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Looks really bad when they're both backing away desu.

the new Bevan

yeah that's what's going to fuck him up

you could justify the earlier shit but not that. even Hales knew it was too far

>Heazlett

forgot about that, shocking selection

350 pitch were it not for Head

Wow what an absolute fuckwit

Normally I'll be against dropping a player for outside shit but there's no way he's playing after that surely?

>statpad Stoinis

Stoinis now averages 99.33 in ODIs

not sure if the aussies in /cric/ are serious about dropping Stokes or they're just scared of our second best all-rounder...

No-one is scared of Ben Stokes, MrFuckface. Except maybe the mong currently in hospital.

334 has never been chased before

The only reason I knew who he was before this was the time he casually strolled while "running" and got runout after not even bothering to reach for the line

>forgetting pic related

>From 231 for no loss in 35 overs to wherever Aus end up now after 50, it's yet again been a really poor finish from them. Most teams would have scored 370-380 from where they were!

I agree with Aashish

Cricket South Africa and its chief executive officer Haroon Lorgat have "mutually agreed to part ways with immediate effect" because of a "breakdown" in their relationship.

Lorgat's term was supposed to continue until 2019 but it is understood that his position became untenable over differences with CSA in the handling of the upcoming T20 Global League, which is expected to go ahead as planned, and an ongoing dispute with Naasei Appiah, CSA's CFO.

he's also famous for completely bottling the WC for us in the final over by bowling like shit
still rate the bloke though
stop calling me that again you have the wrong poster u dumb

based mrfuckface inventing a new personality to evade the janny

This definitely feels like a 300 wicket

im not him reee there are other brits on this board!!!

>it's a Bangladeshi fast bowling episode

Really not a fan of MrFuckface playing hard to get tbqh.

time for work aussies

sucked in cunt

>ultra tech cement

Wasn't completely sure if it was MrFuckFace at the start but he can't be any more obvious

good start

business idea - fund a cricket team for the Cornish diaspora in Mexico

tipping amir to run through sri lanka from here

think my monitor's fucked lads

if you use google chrome, you're an idiot

post a screenshot

Chromium mate

had a laugh
very quick zachy

business idea - cricket in New Albion (California)

am not mr fuckface this is a case of mistaken identity

righto mrfuckface

serious question for the poms here, why haven't you moved to Australia yet?
it's like England but better and far more into the cricket

band name: Schwarzenbach

spiders., expensive, and skin cancer.

i always liked 'Arab Spring' as a band name.

Too hot.

good one actually

wogs, Australian '''women''', meme bounce cricket

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Tasmania and Victoria aren't

markram 3 runs from a century on debut

the corridor of uncertainty

easy work

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nice try but all ur immigrants these days come from china, india, and maoris and there's nothing you can do about it. anglo-australia is finished pal

Surprised Piers isn't trying to get KP in to replace Stokes

Stokes' rampage of senseless violence must come to an end.

erm England has been in the top 3 sources of migration for decades mate

So is anglo-UK, MrFuckface.

already made this joke 12 hours ago danny

Yes but England is full of pakis.

grab us a beer lads

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and you reckon they'd move to England then move to Australia?
come on MrFuckFace

what type of "english"? there's a show on here every morning about Brits trying out living/emigrating to Aus and alot of them are poos

anglo

in literally every city you go to, if you drive out till the freeway ends you won't hear a single Australian accent

Lots of them have been here for decades. Wouldn't be surprised if there's an economic downturn that you get a big brown influx.