The Cat in the Hat is a kids movie

>The Cat in the Hat is a kids movie

Yeah, sure, try again sweetie.

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>I'll fucking get you, and it'll look like a bloody accident

How did I miss this?

>but dr seuss was so kid friendl-

>It's gonna be pee pee pants city here REAL soon

Is that Beans?

I feel like in another universe this would've become a cult film.

You're not just wrong, you're stupid, and you're ugly, like that retarded vaginal wart sporting washed up piece of gutter trash you call a mother

It happened so quick I didn't even pick up on that line as a kid.

Wtf is up with that fence on the background?

Wait wasn't it 'You're not just wrong, you're stupid, and you're ugly, just like those mothers and children we burnt in the camp'?

please don't post current day photos of beans

How is this not on knowyourmeme yet?

inb4picrelated

NO MORE BIG GOVERNMENT

RIP HIS HEART OUT

>implying cartoon nudity is dangerous or in any way an issue

>Honey, it was ruined when she bought it

What did he mean by this?

Oh wow, he knows he is reddit and he decides to spout out this trash about this forced meme.

go back to /r/eddit

you really don't get the joke, do you?

Don't tell him guys I'm serious, he should feel ashamed of himself.

Let's see some browser history, faggot.

It's okay user in order for smart people to stand out autistic people have to exist, don't let that drag you down.

I like how I still haven't seen any browser history.

>sweetie
I cringe everytime I read this

its dr zuess you faggot. look at the books.

yes books...

ahh fuckit dont worry

Is Le Chat Chapeaute this year's Le Ravageur?

kids love nudity and bare asses

Only a burger fed with Catholic bullshit could possibly think nudity is bad, while watching people getting beheaded in action films.

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>Fuck my wife, will ya
>*WHACK*

DR PAVEL I'M CAT

>mfw this line was actually in the fucking movie

>catholic
you have a very poor understanding of american history, bud

>tfw Dr.Seuss never actually liked kids, he was just really good at writing kids books

thicc

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I really dig this new maymay

Perfect movies don't exi-
>cinematography by emmanuel lubezki
WHAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?1

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I thought this was common knowledge. That's why the movie looks so good. Also Bo Welch has worked in the art department for a lot of tim burton movies.

Wow, I guess you really don't know much about cinema.

I liked it, why don't we make it a cult film? All we need is memes.

Le chat dans le chapeau

This """meme""" won't even last a month.

IS THERE A CAT IN HERE

dont underestimate autism and desperation to fit in

I'm watching this rn, it's really not bad. the part where cat takes acid and goes to a rave is kind of weird though.

Man this is just a straight rip off of raining posting you faggots.

>it's real
HOLLY SHIT

I feel somewhat guilty because I'll laugh sometimes, though I know it's pretty awful.

>Boy: "This is just like a roller coaster ride!"
>Time stops
>Cat: "You mean like at... UNIVERSAL STUDIOS???"

HOWEVER

It's the little memes that count. They remind us how our big memes came from small beginnings.

Well said.

>you get that medal for killing cats?
>no, bravery

Member Pest-posting?
It was a good friend.

100% without a doubt an australian posting this unfunny shit.

this film is loved in australia because we don't really give a fuck about dr seuss's "legacy" or any shit. he's just the cunt with the rhyming books

Stream fucking where

>Look, i'm a girl
This movie was ahead of it's time.

/r/ Costanza shoop

>spend a gorillion dollars on cast and cinematographer
>hire literal who for director

ok? do you think thats any different here?
australians are so retarded.

The Cat: [showing his car] Here she is, the Super Luxurious Omnidirectional Whatchamajigger, or S-L-O-W for short.
Sally: S-L-O-W?
The Cat: Yeah, S.L.O.W. It's better than the last thing we had: Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter.
Conrad: Oh, you mean...
The Cat: No! Quick! To the S.L.O.W.!

[to a hoe]
The Cat: Dirty Hoe... I'm sorry, baby. I love you.

[the Cat is looking at a photo]
The Cat: Humina, humina, humina! Who is this?
Conrad: That's my mom.
[pause]
The Cat: Awkward.

The Cat: [as the cook] Delicious cupcakes are just minutes away.
The Cat: [as a cooking show host] Did you just say "minutes away"? That's impossible!
The Cat: [as the cook] You're not just wrong, you're stupid.
The Cat: [as a cooking show host] Now, wait just a minute...
The Cat: [as the cook] And you're ugly, just like your mum.

>Bo Welch
>a literal who
Spotted the pleb

> tfw you just got the Cheshire Cat reference

youtube.com/watch?v=m1vUrHKvH3o

In all seriousness this is a really well done scene

Does anyone have Negan edit?

>Catholic
You're a dumb knob.

Sally: [jumping on the couch] Like being in the circus!
The Cat: Yeah, but without those tortured animals or drunken clowns that have hepatitis.

The Cat: [English accent] I'll get you, and it'll look like a bloody accident.

The Cat: You pay this woman to sit on babies? That's disgusting. I'd do it for nothing.

go away yurocuck

Wait, I thought the movie being edgy was just a meme.

The whole movie is like this

...oh my god user no

Go get stoned or some codeine and give it a watch. If there's ever a film to get fucked and watch on your own it's this. Never have I seen a film where so many really talented people just not give a fuck (in the best possible way).

in OP's pic, Cat would have beat that child to death with a baseball bat if the two main characters hadn't stopped him. Not even memeing

You can tap it with a hammer, it ain't gonna change

It already sort of is on Sup Forums

WOAH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

I have the DVD for this with the deleted scenes, I can get the water slide centerfold bit online if someone tells me how to do that

I legitimately don't get why people hate this movie, must be because Americans are irrationally attached to their nursery rhymes books

>chocolate thunda

Is this some kind of racial slur?

Why do you assume only Americans hate this movie?

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Not him, but I doubt many Europeans give a fuck about Seuss.
So to us it's just meh movie, but still watchable. Personally I'm not a fan of slapstick or cheap shock value, but I have to admit some scenes catch you completely off guard and I genuinely enjoyed some of them.

>I'm just saying we have a case

Fucking kek

Is it worth wasting my time watching this movie?

I remember watching it as a kid and thinking it was shit and weird.

Because the main complaint I read online is being pissy about it subverting the book, which only Americans have read.

Its only like an hour and 15, it's actually pretty great and entertaining.

give it a watch just because how different it feels. its almost like they knew they would piss people off but didnt give a fuck and yh its pretty short so doesnt drag really.

the comedy direction, writing and acting is solid so its not like a painful watch in any case

well yeah there's that. it's modeled after the grinch movie so it has a tons of pop culture/reference humor and it doesn't work that well. (it has fucking paris hilton in a dance club in it.)grinch was already an animated movie and the story is pretty straightforward so it's easy to make a movie out of it. cat in the hat has many different books and they're essentially nursery rhymes for young children. so while they could make a weird acid trip kind of movie they made a clone of the grinch because it's another dr seuss franchise and it sold well.

If it was actually watchable maybe

It'a literally only funny out of context. It's a slog of a movie

It's short. And if you like weird movies, you'll probably like it. The movie as a whole is shit, but there are some individual jokes/scenes that are good.

>watch this clip
>now youtube is recommending me cat in the hat clips
whelp, here's a juicy one
youtube.com/watch?v=SwXLvn2sd6I

I'm surprised Riami wasn't working on this.
He usually gets away with.

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>Please keep your hands and feet inside your sister's cunny at all times

hmmmmm

The coyly adorable movie, that is The Cat in the Hat, is congeneric like, in many ways, to other boastfully black films such as The Godfather: Part II, 12 Angry Men and the award winning, and angrily average, Schindler's List. The Cat in the Hat is a beautiful take on society with its Interstellar-esque artstyle that eagerly plays with the annoyed cinematography in a Fritz Lang inspired way. The Cat in the Hat is an ashamed 7.2/10.

What did he mean by this?

C O N F I R M E D
K I N O

Greatest kek

>Awkward
Ola, Reddit

kupkake has three k's

>knowing what's reddit
You shouldn't blow your cover like that next time. You can escort yourself out.

Who did it better?

this movie is exhausting

it demands a lot from the viewer - the sign of true kinema