DRYLAND IS A MYTH

DRYLAND IS A MYTH

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Why did it supposedly bomb again?

Why is dirt so valuable? Only Kevin Costner grows that one plant. What does everyone else do with it?

Thats not true.
He buys a tomato plant or something at an atoll.

So other people do grow stuff.

better than mad max right ?

A Waterworld RPG would have been fun.
>Dirt as currency.
>Can upgrade your boat more and more with gadgets to fight bosses and killer mutant giant sharks and shit

>water world
>needs to drink his own pee

Right? there's water all around him

If he can breathe sea water why can't he drink it? Fish can.

You can't drink seawater you dummies

He hadn't invented a desalination machine yet.

fish dont drink water

But wouldn't they die from dehydration then?

wew way to take the bait ya fucking idiots

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>desalinization machine
>tarp and a bucket

Plus it always seems to be sunny...

If this was remade/rebooted today, what would change?
>no more practical effects or cool sets, only CG

Whoa dude you got us, we totally didn't know you were memeing with the green arrows.

Yes they do.

you guys have all seen the stunt show, right?

Mutant spotted

They wouldn't use actual locations and sets, it would all be greenscreen

" fish do not actively drink water, but absorb the water through their skin and gills. On the other hand, saltwater fish do actively drink sea water. Their gills process the water and take out the salt.

Some do

I used to live near universal studios.
Went a couple times, never saw this event though.

we mostly just went for rides.


The Jaws ride was fucking bad.

MUUUTATIOOOOON!

what green arrows?
also i didn't make those posts
how stupid do you feel right now on a scale of 1-10?

Why did he evolve gills? Wouldn't kidneys that could filter salt water be infinitely more useful?

They literally CG'd Kostner's hairline

Kill yourself, mongoloid.

I can easily understand him developing webbing for his hands and feet since that happens to people even now but gills are something that couldn't just appear on their own on a human.
I think the "mutants" were a product of genetic engineering.

Kevin Costner was the fourth choice, behind Bruce Willis, Tom Cruise and Jim Carrey.
bruce didn't deduce, Cruise was of MI-use, and Carrey had that Riddler as the cherry

Imagine Jim Carrey in this flick, its 1995, ace ventura, dumb and dumber, the mask. It would've been an epic show, him against Hopper, like he vs TLJ.

got em again, take a seat junior.

So why gills? Wouldn't it be more useful and considerably easier to increase his lung capacity and salt filtration?

>*spreads gills open*
>*makes punny remarks regarding fish*

Supposing there'd be no return to the old way of life, gills would be more useful than extended lung capacity.

I fucking love that show. I got a season pass and live in LA so once rain lets up I'm heading over there.

Did he really do anything wrong? His people just wanted to find land.

It didn't.

Boasting a budget of £175 million (the most expensive ever until Titanic 2 years later) it was sure to be a flop, especially with the snooty public and critics blasting it before its release. Then, the unthinkable happened.

Upon release, Waterworld actually managed to prove critic expectation wrong and be a good movie, receiving good (albeit ignored) reviews and finally earning a grand total of $255 million at the Box Office. This is before video, laserdisc, TV, DVD, and Blu Ray sales as well as all of the merchandise.

Watch land of the dead to find out what he would have done had he found it

3 hour Extended Edition is KINO. Sound familiar?

Holy shit those are bad.

>he didn't like the jaws ride

this makes me really angry for some reason, you need a slap in the face.

>DUDE IF THE POLAR ICECAPS MELTED IT WOULD COVER ALL THE LAND ON EARTH

even the central premise of this movie is retarded

user, try this pile of ol crap, maybe suits you

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Whales and other sea mammals did not evolve gills and are doing fine.

All you did was go on a shitty skiff boat and look at the scenery as like 1 event happens that isnt even scary.

Maybe the guide just purposely made it shit because nobody said happy birthday to his coworker when he asked. (that was awkward)

But it didn't cover all land. People just thought it did.
They still have to come to the surface, seems like a wasted effort to me.

>behind Bruce Willis, Tom Cruise and Jim Carrey
>Jim Carrey

They built nothing of their own and just lived on old extremely finite resources. That's the message anyway.

how does it feel to be dead inside?

By mental diagnosis I am pretty dead inside.
Astute observation my man.

Jaws ride? was that in orlando?

Yeah

I knew it, it's the only reason why a kid wouldn't like the jaws ride.

Nobody was building anything of their own, were they? Since all their resources were flotsam. That's why Dryland was so important, you can't build shit with just water.

>accidentally drop item in water

welp, fuck. there goes one of maybe 12 of that left in the entire world left.

lol what the fuck!
thanks.

>Hey, here's a guy who can dive to the bottom and get dirt and things for us
>MUUUUUTAAAATIOOOOON!
>KILL IT!
Fucking retards.

kek

i like this movie as well as The Postman, can't get why it got panned

Postman is fucking boring.
The Road + USPS would have been fun to watch though

Tom Petty, Blues Traveler cameos made me cringe inwardly and the the tone was set for pure hokum.

Anyone else get super hungry when they are eating that giant mutant fish?

Looks like 500 pounds of pure white meat chicken

There was a Titanic 2?

There's several animated Titanic cartoons that show us the truth about Titanic.

That was funny, user.

The sets were fantastic.

Provide people with a secure life until John Leguizamo fucks everything up?

All john did was kill bowser after the shit had already hit the fan though

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Why didnt they filter the saltwater?

>dude, what if we made road warrior but with water

This

One of the many that tried ripping off of Road Warrior

But this movie isn't like Road Warrior, it doesn't revolve around a siege.

I like water world better

>"tried"

I guess you can't try ripping something off, you do or you don't

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People fear what they don't understand