Place your bets on what Rey's real name is

Place your bets on what Rey's real name is

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Padme Skywalker

She was too old not to remember her own name when we see the flashback of her getting left on Jakku, this is fucking retarded.

Mary Sue

That's a cool detail if true but why not just spell it "Rey" when all the letters are there to do so?

checked and kekt

lol

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All part of Sheev's plan

Luuuke

Rey is slang.

Like sandy and sandra.
Debie and debra
Rey and reah

>create alternate letters
>use the arabic number system
>even uses the number 7 as the letter R and the number 3 as the symbol for AE

Couldn't come ten more symbols?

Raymond

I can speak aurebesh

She was pretty young.

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Sheeva Palpatine

what do you think they did to her?

Kira Skywalker

>tiny slave raeh

eki eki b'klaang zoomboing

>yfw the language in Star Wars is called "Basic"

kek

>look up its origin
>it's just based on what the humans of Coruscant
>mfw

Or she just wrote her own name on the helmet? Like what all kids do when playing make believe?

nah
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Dosmit_R%C3%A6h

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More likely she knows her name and doesn't want anyone else to know

... what?

Snoke.

Binks

This desu

Fucking nice. Have a (You)

Whaddup, Reddit!

Quads of kek

put me in the screencap

Oh my god!

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>mfw Anakin and Luke were even bigger Mary Sue's but the fact this cunt has a vagina triggers you neckbeards so hard that you spout LE MARY SUE XC every chance your fat fucking fingertips can scream it onto the internet with your impotent permavirgin rage even though you would never say it in person to anyone because everyone with half a brain would call you a smelly fucking imbecile

Can you please get your lives together and start acting like normal human beings and get a gf like the other 98% of Sup Forums users already /reddit9k/?

delete this, she was a strong independent woman

She literally was. Delete your life.

>triggers neckbeards spout le impotent permavergin

yo cut the buzzwords gay retard shill

Witnessed. Include me in the screen cap

Did you get triggered, sweetie?

>LE GAY RETARD SHILL

Go back /r9/v/eddit/

>ARE YOU LE TRIGGERED

No, but you are at seeing the truth. Go back /r9/v/eddit.

Why do they have the same numerals?

Luke relied on everyone else mostly in the first film. And when he did accomplish shit it was with great struggle. He lost to Vader and got raped. Meanwhile Rey saved herself every time except the one convenient time she wanted to sleep when Kyle did his hypnosis sleep on her the first time. Then she raped him every time after that. As for anakin he prequels are retarded.

lol you're triggered

We may have gone to short in a few places.

>forgetting one of the major parts of being a Mary Sue
Luke and Anakin were shit on by most people around them, where Rey is instantly met with respect.

dey took 'er
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Wrong.

that cgi altered noodle hand

This. I've read some leaks.

But I really really really hope, she's Vader's clone or something.

CHARISMA

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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I want to be on the screencap!

wew

Impressive digits in this thread.
Why is nobody paying attention to this?

Why are we responding to this

Quads confirm it

Specifically keep this guy out of any screen shots

Oh hey persephone, long time no see. How's typhlosion doing?

anakin gets shit on completely though

>As for anakin he prequels are retarded.
But Anakin sucked for the most part.
Yeah he won a race and blew up a ship in Menace but in Clones he failed at almost everything.
>can't keep his job and personal feelings separated
>goes to Tantooine and takes the person he is supposed to protect with him
>abandons Padme in some shed for a while so he can look for his mom
>succumbs to his rage and slaughters a village of Sandpeople
>goes to Geonosis
>gets himself and Padme captured
>gets rekt by Dooku and loses hand

GARY LUE

Praise kek

Rey Smixer

>that picture
I SEE DEAD PEOPLE

Also this. What the fuck? There's no elbow, it's just a soft noodle arm.

To be fair guys, she lives in a Galaxy where Jedi, Sith and unaligned and other force sensitives/users have actually wiped people's minds of all or specific details. You notice when she touched Luke's saber she gets that flash back, not just of things that seem to be other people's memories, but a few that seem to be her own.

epin

Probably Skywalker, since they made leai and Han into worthless shit parents who stopped trying to get their kid back, they'll do the same to Luke.

Kira Kenobi

kenobi somehow


for maximum pottery

It's either that, or you accept the she's Palpatine's daughter/genetically/force/sith alchemy engineered brat that he planned to inhabit but didn't get to before he was killed

G'sei Nom Maurf

look ma i'm in a screencap

>name is literally HEAR backwards

That's a rape of some kind. BOYCUT STAR WARS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cum dump

You have to admit, it'd explain why she's so powerful. It's almost like her power was UNLIMITED!!!!!!!1!!!

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Quads of truth, it must be so

Meh, Spinning Skills>RAW Pawharr

It's just a joke friend..

>named herself after a pilot's helmet she found
>Rey
>image clearly shows Hrae

I'm confused.

MOB has spoken

I want a recut of Awakens where she defeats Kylo by spinning and screaming.

5 star post nigga

Didn't it already leak that it's Kira?

Are you retarded?

Who taught her how to read?

Only from a certain POV... and that POV is the High Ground, of course.

Lots of people can still read, speak and do other things when losing their memories. I disagree with her being too young to remember her name. I think they stripped her memories. Not sure how extensively, but, the name thing seems to be in there.

It wouldn't be the first character in Star Wars that had their mind fucked with by force users. Revan had his memories completely altered, for example. There's precedent.

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children have very squishy bodies

>Can fly everything
>Can fix everything
>Can fight like a pro
>Can use Force like a pro
>Has no memory of learning any of it

She's Darth Revan.

imagine all the triggered kotor fags

The sad thing is that she does have memories of learning how to pilot (by VR piloting games), we see her learn to use the Force (by going into Kylo's mind), etc.

It's just that it's shitty. not that it's not there.