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willy street

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2nd for argentinian lemons

gonna need you fucks to stop watching OUR eclipse thanks.

what channel is the yank eclipse

doodle avenue

did the rock go in front of the star

the south will rise again

the moon is only blocking 1/8th of the sun here and it's too cloudy to see even that

shite country, doing an emigration

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Lot of diversity here 2bh

anyone want a go on my botty?

alri

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scottish solarhouse

that dire nasal "wooooooooow"

wow it looks exactly the same as every other image of an eclipse

>implying the earth isn't flat

Got my first job today lads.

pls congratulate me I have no friends :(

>God isn't rea-

aryan queen desu

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this is a thread dedicated to the discussion of british culture

dont care

You watching the city game tonight la?

need a good rubdown

any of you lads got soft hands and look good in a dress?

yeah

does anyone want to switch seats

what culture

Here we are.......

>british culture

shagged this fellow's british mum up the arse today 78571339

if the sun sets on it, it belongs to the british -> sun setting on the moon -> moon belongs to the british

As the earth, moon and sun align. I'll be popping to waitrose for a crusty baguette and some pickle

>sun is eclipsed
>crowd cheers nonstop for 60 seconds
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes

How did they get that NASA logo up there?Spaceship?

britain is rubbish

spooky

That solar eclipse is taking too long. I'll watch a best of on Youtube tomorrow.

did the oil sheiks buy lots of men to kick the ball?

what would happen if you microwaved a frozen pizza lads?

nice

>if the sun sets on it, it belongs to the british -> sun setting on the moon -> moon belongs to the british

>THIS IS A THRAYD DEDYICAYTED TEW THA DISCASHIN OV BRETISH CULCHA

did americans really clap at an eclipse?

what's this?

I've read about transvestism culture in the Brit islands, is this true?

>muriclaps clapping at the sun

Nice try Yanks. Over here, BBC stands for "Big British Castle," it's a media organisation. You may be surprised to learn that we don't actually have a shortened, colloquial form of "big black cock," because we don't discuss that subject enough to warrant a shorthand expression for it.

neptune

A very soggy, half baked pizza.

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does it not cause darkness in the right spot?

looks like a tiny little shuttlecock

is it worth watching for the eclipse here lads?!!!?!?!?!1/1//!/ ANSWER FUCKERS

excellent post

my life would be markedly easier if I were attractive

CGI glitch

no the weather is shit and the moon is only covering 4% of the sun

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CORR

I'll tell you
*whispers you how it was done*
but now I have to kill you
*stabs you repeatedly in the stomach*
sorry, kid

eclipse in one hour

Fuark that lad is massive. Makes me insecure about my 5.5 inch pecker

no

No, that's about as close to full coverage as I'll get where I am
Totality is a small band from Oregon to South Carolina

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imagine hitting it with that weed wacker x

watching it on my phone haha

>Totality

does that cause total darkness?

I know that feel. Hate being ugly

FUCK YANKS

chucks feed and seed?
not a very funny joke here simpsons

they clap at movie credits and plane landings, why does a once in a lifetime event shock you?

I don't get it

Who are the two women supposed to be?

where can i watch a live recording of the eclipse?

greatest thing to happen to Sup Forums

Nothing is happening in these shitty eclipse stream
All hype over nothing

thought the sun was bigger than the moon

mmm yeah chuck's suck and fuck

yeh. bit spooky. where I am it's 99.5% totality so I should get some good pics in an hour

Had sleep paralysis last night lads, second time in my life. Lasted only around 20 seconds, didn't open my eyes thankfully.

I seem to always get accompanying audio hallucinations. It's really fucking weird. I could swear that my phone started playing Michael Jackson's Man in the Mirror. I first thought I must have used a voice command. But in my sleep? No way, I am tripping.

I then imagined I was in a boxing match, to try and ''punch'' my way out of the paralysis with explosive movements maybe. Didn't really work but I came out of it a few seconds after.

Just means all of the sun is covered by the moon, it doesn't get as dark as night time

on TV there was another camera pointed at the audience in oregon, literally went pitch black for 20 sec

neat

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why are the Americans not posting about this in their own general

the one time I had sleep paralysis I saw the eye of sauron

was mint desu

yeah but the sun is closer than the moon that why it covers the moon

one stinky dinky

it's not very busy this time of day

yeah but the earth is much bigger so how the hell does it eclipse the moon

grim

How is that our fault? It would be busier if they would all go post there instead

did the moon move between us and the sun?

not seeing much proof for either of these accusations