If they ever made a film about The Russian Revolution who would you cast?

These are my picks (no pun intended, Trotsky).

>ywn be as /fa/ as young Stalin

or be able to get away with photoshopping your pockmarked face

>Adrian brody

nah

This is a picture of Lenin in disguise

is redditposting the cool new thing?

he looks like a rat

This is a picture of Sgt Harris from Police Academy

Classic Paul Dano as Trotsky, because he's great at getting btfo in his movies, so the pick murdering scene would be even better.
Jeff Bridges as old Stalin.
DiCaprio could remain as Lenin, didn't realize it before, but they do kind of look alike.

>Jewish roles filled by non-Jews
>only non-Jewish role filled by Jew

what did Sup Forums mean by this?

this exact same post is on the reddit front page right now :)

A bunch of Jews.

oh look its reddit

I appreciate the Trotsky reference, OP.

>casting non-manlets as manlets
this is a travesty

DDL as Stalin

nice bait, photoshop didn't exist back then

Michael Ironside as Lenin

Bin Al-Fleeki would be obvious choice for Stalin

Lenin wasn't a jew, but rather a slav with some Jewish blood.

some bretty good hair

There will never be a Russian revolution film because then you'd have to make the commies about to be the bad guys in some respects.

They've been getting away with it for decades.

> Russian revolution film
> Stalin as a main character
Stalin wasn't even in top 10 most important Bolsheviks at the time, mateys. He was pretty important in the first 3/4 of 1917, but in the actual revolution and civil war his role was secondary.

Battle of Tsaritsyn and the invasion of Southern Poland weren't exacly the central concerns of the civil war.

lol

Lenin/Bolsheviks held an election after the revolution, LOST THE ELECTION and installed a single-party system anyways